The hilarious popcorn movie (including spoilers, but I guess everyone has seen it)

Letha 2022-03-20 09:01:08

Finally waited for the Paris premiere, and the official release will have to wait until October 10th. I bought the only ticket left an hour before the start of the film. When I was buying popcorn, I received a small gift by accident. I felt very happy all of a sudden. The premiere starring Mark Wahlberg attended the show. Although only appeared for five minutes, the audience showed great enthusiasm. The cinema seemed to attach great importance to this premiere. Cameras and cameras were all set up nearby, and a little brother dressed as Teddy wandered around the stage.
The movie is very funny. Although it inherits the happy ending of all popcorn movies, the laughter will make the audience feel that this box of popcorn is worthwhile. Parents who were scared by Ted from the beginning of the movie, John and Ted imitated the Universal classic film ET, Ted’s swear word from beginning to end, and the paragraph that has been circulating for a long time on the Internet "I have been with you for 27 years, what about my ring? My What about the ring?” In the clip, when John’s colleague really became Gay, and there were all kinds of familiar people playing soy sauce (the person who kidnapped Ted was familiar), the whole film is not procrastinating, those so-called swear words and sideballs The picture is not suitable for children, which makes the audience happy. When Ted was dragged into two pieces by the kidnappers and turned back into a normal toy, although he knew that the ending would definitely bring him back to life, he still felt sad for his "death". In time it was such a sad part of the scene, and the director did not Forget the actor's exaggerated worry and anxiety to increase the comedy effect. The ending must be beautiful, and everyone will live happily. This is the purpose of watching such a video, and laughing happily for two hours. But at the same time, the film also reminds people to cherish their childhood. Ted's "death" is John's growth. Not being frightened by a thunderbolt showed that John is finally an adult, not the boy who needs the company of a teddy bear, but saying goodbye to his childhood is comforting but heartache.
Every adult has his own Teddy in his heart.

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Extended Reading
  • Kody 2021-10-20 18:59:11

    A bromance movie that was too standard to be standard (it was not called Jiqing at the time), and it was well integrated with some children's adventure elements, and there was a little shadow of a personal autobiography, which was full of entertainment along the way.

Ted quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] I look stupid.

    John: No, you don't, you look dapper.

    Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.

  • Lori: [Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV] Oh...

    Ted: Lori, hey, you're home early.

    Lori: What the hell is this?

    Ted: The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.

    Lori: This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?

    Ted: Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!

    Lori: [Looks down on floor] What is that?

    Ted: Wha- what is what?

    Lori: There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!

    Ted: Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.

    Lori: There is a shit on my floor!

    Ted: Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say.

    John: [John pokes a lobster head from out the door] Rawr!

    Ted: Hahaha!

    John: Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!

    Ted: Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.

    John: [Enters the apartment] I found my phone. What's going on.

    [John suddenly looks down on the floor]

    John: Is that a shit?

    [Lori looks at John]