A film that relied on the name to defraud the box office (welcome to accept the spray)

Reggie 2022-03-19 09:01:02

First of all, I declare that I have watched the Alien series. I am not disgusted with it, but I don't like it. Okay, let's talk about this film. This movie can be said to be the worst movie I have ever watched in 2012 (sorry, no one. Of course, this is just my personal opinion), is it Mao? Let me just say that the film is bad for Mao (Xia Mi worships XX sci-fi master style niche or stream of consciousness, don't make a fuss, I admit that his illustrations are good, but this film is really bad).
1. The plot is old-fashioned and dog-blooded.
This movie inherits the "classic" style of sci-fi heavy-tasting thrillers. A group of shaman scientists drove a privately-owned spaceship with almost zero armed forces to a planet far away from the earth. Looking for information on alien life. I found a place that seemed to be a relic, went in, and found some kind of terrifying creature, and then all kinds of hangings, and finally a strong woman survived. In the end, she left a message saying that she was the only survivor of the spacecraft. This kind of plot was placed 30 years ago, it should be very trendy and very attractive to the audience. Unfortunately, it is now 30 years later, and the public who have watched various heavy-tasting B-level movies have already expressed their inability to complain. When I saw that the bearded address scientist and the four-eyed biologist decided to leave the team and return to the spacecraft, I smiled and said to the buddy next to him, "These two second goods must be the first. Yes.” Sure enough, after more than ten minutes, these two second-hands died... Director, dare to bury the foreshadowing a little deeper?
2. The scene and post-production are too different from the "big sci-fi production".
If this film is still called a "big-cost sci-fi film", I would laugh at it. Most of the scenes are too small to work (black caves, The narrow spacecraft passage, the dim alien spacecraft control room, the human spacecraft control room... This scene was amazing 30 years ago, but I am very sorry, it is 30 years later), a green screen is OK, And the post-modeling is not complicated. The only thing that needs to be spent is the performance of the natural environment at the beginning of the film, the modeling of the spacecraft, and the last spacecraft crashing into the spacecraft, which can be counted with ten fingers.
3. Confusing time and common sense that cannot withstand scrutiny.
To say that the second place of this film is the timeline, of course, this is also a common problem in many heavy-tasting science fiction B-level films. At the beginning, the alien who drank his own medicine showed that his gene chain broke and was washed down a waterfall. Then the human gene chain appeared, the red blood cells appeared... It seems that it should be said that human beings were "created at this time." "Come out. Time was pushed to 208X in an instant (I can’t remember exactly which year, forgive me) the heroine and his kaizi discovered the mural in the cave, indicating that it was something from 35,000 years ago...
As the film continues , The scientists came to the alien’s ruins and found the head of the second man whose head was crushed by the door. After the inspection, the heroine said, "This one is from 2000 years ago", I will rub... what do I want to say The speed of technological development of aliens? I guess that General Jin Da saw this film and said that the development of science and technology in their country is at the speed of light! There is a difference of 33,000 years... This Nima biological and chemical weapon was created 35,000 years ago, but it was not improved until 2000... What kind of technology is this Nima? Also, the shelf life of this weapon is too damn long.
When it comes to the quality of the alien spacecraft, I can only say it is tough! I haven't used it for more than 2,000 years. I have nothing to do. Just press a few keys and play a flute, and he can move in an instant. Dare to ask what kind of energy and materials are used? (Director, you are insulting the common sense of the audience) And the alien brother who has slept for 2000 years, he didn't eat or drink anything in 2000, even if he was continuously supplied with nutrient solution, your muscles are now shrinking. The bones are loose, right? It's not easy to be so powerful as soon as you get out of the sleeping cabin!
The whole film gives me the feeling that it is full of loopholes, old-fashioned plot and dog-blooded (don’t tell me any profound humanity topics, I really don’t see how esoteric this film is). In the end, I personally think that the director thought this way: originally The name of this film should be called "Alien·Prequel", but the box office of this kind of film has not been high in the past few years, and it has not attracted the audience. Throw it out, and then string together the most expensive clips in the trailer. If it is proper, it will instantly become a big production, magnificent worldview sci-fi masterpiece. I don’t even bother to care if your audience shouts after watching it. Fooled.
Above, welcome to spray all kinds of sprays! Of course, I also fulfilled one of my wishes, which is "the worst film I have ever watched every year". The worst film in 2012 was "Prometheus"! It's all right!

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Prometheus quotes

  • Fifield: Can you get a message to the scientist and that zealot girlfriend of his?

    Janek: Mmmm hmmm.

    Fifield: You got a pen nearby?

    Janek: Nope. Nope, think we got it.

    Fifield: Tell them I said #static interference# themselves.

    Janek: #Laughs#

    Fifield: Copy?

    Janek: Copy that. Alright boys, keep your head down and we'll come and get you in the morning.

  • Janek: Just got a ping about one click west of you.

    Millburn: What do you mean "a ping"?

    Janek: Well, whatever that probe is picking up, it's not dead. It's reading a life form.

    Fifield: What?

    Millburn: Okay, what you mean, "a life form"?

    Fifield: Is it - Is it moving?

    Janek: No, I don't think so.

    Fifield: No, Captain, you're obviously not seeing what we're seeing down here. But if you were, you wouldn't be talking about a bloody ping, yeah?

    Janek: I know, boys. Your signal has been coming in sporadically since the storm hit.

    Fifield: That's no good to us down here, Captain! Is it - Is it moving? Are these things moving?

    Janek: No. No, it just disappeared, actually. Must be a glitch.

    Millburn: What do you mean, "a glitch"?

    Janek: All right, boys. Sleep tight. Try not to bugger each other.

    Millburn: Captain, what do you mean, "a glitch"?

    Fifield: Millburn. What does he mean? Wait. Now, he said - He said one click west, yeah?

    Millburn: Yeah.

    Fifield: Now, we... We don't want to check that out, do we, huh?

    Millburn: Shit, no.

    Fifield: Where are we gonna go?

    Millburn: East.

    Fifield: Yeah, east.

    Millburn: A fucking glitch, man. "Pings, glitch, life form." What the fuck?