Minors are not allowed to watch

Cleve 2022-03-19 09:01:02

Although I ordered a recommendation, I still hope that the children will not see it. Seeing a cute raging bear smoking marijuana while violently speaking will ruin the three views that are still developing in the young mind. So it suddenly occurred to me that the word cute turned out to be an adult-only word.
Valentine's Day for elementary school students, Singles' Day for middle school students, and Children's Day for college students. Behind the teasing is the collective loneliness of the young people of an era. There are thousands of Johnny's reproductions in the otaku army, but not all otaku have a talking teddy bear. How many people imagined that their drawers suddenly popped open one day when they were young, and a Doraemon that could take out an infinite number of props out of their pockets popped out. It is a pity that there is only one Nobita, and he can go to elementary school for 35 consecutive years, and he is not old in the ink of comics.
After inevitably growing up, the youth was divided in the five-foot-square university dormitory. The undressed college students smoked cigarettes, ate instant noodles and sang songs. They all tilted their bodies like Hawking and watched vain. I clicked the mouse occasionally to watch news related to me or not. I was in a state of pain or chatting. I was arguing with people on a whim, because I didn’t exercise for a long time and I was out of breath when I went up and downstairs.
There is a restless heart under these seemingly useless bodies. So cute things are needed to fill the temporary emptiness.
Talk about the movie itself. I don't like hypocritical things, so I feel comfortable from the inside out to see a cute bear who is swearing.
To be honest, McFarlane made a screen movie for the first time, and this level is really awesome. Teddy bear's foul language is not a simple national curse, but racial, political and economic insinuation jokes abound. Coupled with a compact rhythm, although the story is a bit clichéd, Teddy's cuteness makes up for everything. I think of Master Xing’s late work "Yangtze No. 7", which is also the protagonist of cute children. The hard work of the movie only makes people feel pity for Master Xing. Master Xing is old and heard the end of the era. the sound of.
The combination of Ted and Johnny is very similar to Ted and Barney in Mom and Dad, except that the two people with the same name have opposite personalities. Bro and sister fell into the water at the same time, who will you save? laugh.
The collision of love and love, star wars, science fiction, tobacco and alcohol, all the things that brothers and sisters hate, it is estimated that they will become the eternal theme of the protracted war between men and women.
I personally think that this movie is suitable for watching with girls, especially the dead otakus who want to make girls in the movie. Yes, girls will be cute and turned on. The result of this subtle chemical reaction is... what? Not to introduce to China? The poor guys retreat, go back to the dormitory and hit your dota.
Besides, this is not a children's movie. Come back as soon as possible if you come with your baby.

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Ted quotes

  • Donny: I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.

    Ted: Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...

    Donny: Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?

    John: What?

    Ted: Excuse me?

    Robert: I want it.

    Ted: [defensively] Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?

    John: [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.

    Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to me!

    John: [Dumbfounded] Why the fuck would he say that?

  • Ted: Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk.