The best friend.

Vito 2022-03-18 09:01:02

A few days ago, I accidentally saw the trailer of ted on Weibo, and then I was immediately attracted by this bastard who was covered in thread.
Later, I learned that this film will not be released without a lower limit.
I told my friends that this kind of film is suitable for two people at home, with their legs crossed on the sofa, half a piece of iced watermelon in their hands, and then grinning silly while eating, spraying them everywhere.
This is my ideal life, but now there is no such person, no sofa, no half of a watermelon.


In my opinion this is more like a farewell.
You finally grow into the new self you have always dreamed of.
You start going to nightclubs, smoking, drinking, playing mahjong, girls, you have become a fool. Do you remember your childhood playmate? At that time, you often rode with him to go to the forest or search for treasures.
Do you remember the canteen at the entrance of the elementary school? One dollar per bottle, the more ice the better. Another sesame seed with fried tofu.
Do you remember the girl you liked back then? With long braids, she doesn't even know you like her. If you don't do it, you will bully the girl and make the girl cry all day long. People will be annoyed when they see you. You are stubborn and persevering.
When you see yourself carrying a schoolbag, holding a toy, crying loudly, you don't think it is like yourself.
Fortunately, there is a short ruby ​​circle like this to accompany you.

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Ted quotes

  • Donny: I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.

    Ted: Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...

    Donny: Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?

    John: What?

    Ted: Excuse me?

    Robert: I want it.

    Ted: [defensively] Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?

    John: [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone] I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.

    Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to me!

    John: [Dumbfounded] Why the fuck would he say that?

  • Ted: Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk.