Ted but not Teddy Bear

Amy 2022-03-15 09:01:01

This is not a fairy tale before going to bed, this is adult's obscenity.

A lonely child often expects the doll at home to talk to him when he is alone and lonely, when he is afraid of thunder.

Then it came true one day.

When this teddy bear grows up with you, he must not be as pure and cute as when he first talked. He has no limits. He learns to smoke a hookah and eat tofu, especially when he has such a cute face. , On the contrary, it is easier to succeed. In short, if he has bad habits, well, he usually learns it from you, or else?

You have grown up like all friends and friends, your bear is still that bear, but one day, you can’t Continue to live together.

To be precise, your girlfriend quit. Then you start to think that your bear is not good, you let him move out of your house, and you almost killed him.

Of course, popcorn movies never block the audience, so Teddy comes back from the dead, hello, me, hello, everyone.

If I am among them, I will shout ted and dump the scumbag who doesn't love you and live with me! snort! There are no bears here, but there is a place to keep them!

Then the point is that this movie does not have a lower limit, I knew it before I watched it, but! ! but! ! ! ! Please explain how a stuffed bear without penis fucks a girl! ! ! Director, if you don't explain clearly, I'm never finished with you!

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Ted quotes

  • Ted: Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

    John: There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.

    Ted: No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again.

    John: Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.

  • Ted: [Lori just took a shower; she is nude except for a towel wrapped around her] Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.

    Lori: [annoyed] Ted, what are you doing here?