Ted but not Teddy Bear

Amy 2022-03-15 09:01:01

This is not a fairy tale before going to bed, this is adult's obscenity.

A lonely child often expects the doll at home to talk to him when he is alone and lonely, when he is afraid of thunder.

Then it came true one day.

When this teddy bear grows up with you, he must not be as pure and cute as when he first talked. He has no limits. He learns to smoke a hookah and eat tofu, especially when he has such a cute face. , On the contrary, it is easier to succeed. In short, if he has bad habits, well, he usually learns it from you, or else?

You have grown up like all friends and friends, your bear is still that bear, but one day, you can’t Continue to live together.

To be precise, your girlfriend quit. Then you start to think that your bear is not good, you let him move out of your house, and you almost killed him.

Of course, popcorn movies never block the audience, so Teddy comes back from the dead, hello, me, hello, everyone.

If I am among them, I will shout ted and dump the scumbag who doesn't love you and live with me! snort! There are no bears here, but there is a place to keep them!

Then the point is that this movie does not have a lower limit, I knew it before I watched it, but! ! but! ! ! ! Please explain how a stuffed bear without penis fucks a girl! ! ! Director, if you don't explain clearly, I'm never finished with you!

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Extended Reading
  • Owen 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    Mila Kunis voice is too sexy! !

  • Lizzie 2022-03-22 09:01:07

    I just didn't understand some jokes in the theater. . .

Ted quotes

  • Ted: Let's just find a better place to get stoned.

  • Ted: Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.

    John: Italian.

    Ted: Italian, yes.

    John: What's the special on Tuesdays?

    Ted: Eggplant parm.

    John: Chopped salad half price.

    Ted: And it's a non-restricted place.

    John: Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?

    Ted: Anybody can come.

    John: Of course.

    Ted: Jews are welcome.

    John: Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?

    Ted: Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

    John: Yeah, but why even bring that up?

    Ted: You don't bring it up. You just let 'em in.

    John: So why mention it?

    Ted: No one will.

    John: So why are we talking about it?

    Ted: You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.

    John: Yeah, let 'em in.

    Ted: Exactly.

    John: Right.

    Ted: Good.

    John: Okay.

    Ted: No Mexicans, though.