A maverick teddy bear

Kiley 2022-03-15 09:01:01

A few years ago, there was a film about the agreement between dogs and people. To the effect, people have all kinds of wonderful lives, and dogs have only their owners, so people must protect dogs, cherish them, and treat them kindly. What does this have to do with this Ted? The relationship is too big. Because Ted in the film did not follow the popular setting to become a gentle, kind, loyal, dedicated, and tolerant teddy bear. Instead, he developed according to his own will and became vulgar, slutty, fat and sluggish.

And even though Ted was John's best friend, he didn't just point to John like his little wife. From well-known movie stars and meteor singers to hookah and marijuana, sexy and beautiful girls, there are no shortages. Ted is neither righteous nor acting, and there is almost no sense of responsibility. But because of the huge contrast between him and his appearance, everyone loves him so much. The bear can be so chic and happy, but John can't. Because John fell in love with a girl, and the girl wanted John to be her ideal type.

Why didn't John follow the girl's eyes? To quote Yu Guan, John was actually neither a bastard nor a parasite, he did not kill or set fire. Why do you have to collapse together and look strong and uplifting? This is a good boy. Isn't it tired?

The plot of the whole film is not particularly tortuous, but the jokes are one after another, and there is a lot of burden, and the story has not been stopped. I don't know what the effect of watching the movie at home will be, anyway, the uncle next door in the theater laughed.


If you want to ask me, buddy, how about Ted?

I can only answer, I can't say this, you can watch it yourself, but you can reveal a little, the film is quite vulgar!

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Extended Reading
  • Stan 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    [Recommended by Mumu Yanshi] Teddy bear is our eternal fairy tale theme, this movie is very good, haha, recommended. -- Mumu Yanshi

  • Jean 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    Actually fulfilled everyone’s childhood dreams

Ted quotes

  • Lori: Welcome back Ted!

    John: It was you!

    Ted: Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back!

    Lori: No! I wished for my life back.

  • Ted: You know, you're acting like a cock, you know that?

    John: What, I'm acting like a cock?

    Ted: Yes, you are, so shut your meat hole for a second, and listen to me.

    John: Huh?

    Ted: Meat hole, huh, wait, that's not right, is it? No, pudding hole is that what they say? No, it can't be right either, because

    [impersonating Roger Waters]

    Ted: you can't have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat!

    [chuckles]

    Ted: Pink Floyd.