Your beauty in military uniform is worth five stars

Hollis 2022-03-20 09:01:06

Sweep up the Weibo that I was talking to myself during the two hours of watching the movie.

19:00 The movie starts.

19:37 The Captain's Perfect Muscle is steaming out of the oven like freshly baked bread.
——Everyone has to admit that widows are sick, widows are lustful. After the thin male protagonist entered the reactor and fermented into a standard Hollywood male figure, I felt that the hormone content in the air in the theater rose rapidly.

After opening the plug-in at 19:42, the captain started hurdles, long jump, high jump, long run, snorkeling... he was shooting an Olympic promotional video.

20:01 Infiltrating the Nazi base and carrying such a conspicuous Stars and Stripes shield... Is this going to McDonald's to buy the Colonel's chicken nuggets?

20:14 Sure enough, the captain's self-raised confidant has all races... It's a great world with American men as the center.

20:42 After the captain was captured, the Nazis didn't even bind him even the simplest. They only asked two people to cut his hands and go to see the boss. The next plot, you know.

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role and function of the beauty agent is: beat a soldier who teased her; know the captain with insight; encourage the captain; inspire the captain; reward the captain. Just like medieval European knights need a lady as the goddess to fight for, the captain also needs a glamorous heroine who can be tender for her upside down.

It's a pity that an ancient castle was destroyed when he appeared on the stage, and the powerful villain was weak with a high-tech but not high IQ appearance. The captain is captured by you, man, please watch more genres, okay? The captive male number one will successfully counterattack even if he is tied up by five flowers! But you can't break the jar and even the handcuffs are reluctant to put it on! The male number one is still a quasi-superman! You just let the two little guys stand on him? !

I understand why the captain is equipped with a shield. Even on the modern or future battlefields with dazzling high-tech fighting methods, what touches people the most is the romanticized killing with one sword and the bloody hurricane of close hand-to-hand combat in the Cold Weapon era. So the captain is holding his shield and using it as a blood droplet from time to time. Although it is more troublesome than knocking down the opponent with a shot, it can't stand the ancient Greek style of cosplay discus throwers... No irony, it's really handsome. Captain, I support you.

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Extended Reading
  • Delaney 2022-04-24 07:01:01

    Why do I feel like watching Marvel movies this year is higher than I expected? Everyone rated each team very well, but I think it's not bad, especially after watching the animation about the origin of the captain, I feel that the movie is very intimate... In fact, the characters are also very plump, except when he grows stronger , It's a little strange to go after the bad guys without knowing your abilities? In addition, the 3D effect is much better than I expected!

  • Iliana 2021-10-20 18:58:14

    The Chinese treat them with the standard of "blockbuster films" and the Americans treat them with the standard of "movies adapted from comics". The word-of-mouth difference is quite big...

Captain America: The First Avenger quotes

  • Steve Rogers: [Right before they zipline onto the moving train Dr. Zola is on] We've only got about a 10 second window. You miss that window and we're all just bugs on a windshield!

    Steve Rogers: Mind the Gap!

  • Col. Chester Phillips: General Patton has said that wars are fought with weapons but are won by men. We are going to win this war because we have the best... men.

    [the colonel's speech falters as his eyes fall sadly upon Steve. He glances over to catch Dr. Erskine's eye, which Dr. Erskine tactfully avoids]

    Col. Chester Phillips: [gulping] ... and because they are gonna get better. Much better. The Strategic Scientific Reserve is an allied effort made up of the best minds in the free world. Our goal is to create the best army in history, but every army starts with one man. At the end of this week, we will choose that man. He will be the first in a new breed of super-soldier. You may personally escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell.