Your beauty in military uniform is worth five stars

Hollis 2022-03-20 09:01:06

Sweep up the Weibo that I was talking to myself during the two hours of watching the movie.

19:00 The movie starts.

19:37 The Captain's Perfect Muscle is steaming out of the oven like freshly baked bread.
——Everyone has to admit that widows are sick, widows are lustful. After the thin male protagonist entered the reactor and fermented into a standard Hollywood male figure, I felt that the hormone content in the air in the theater rose rapidly.

After opening the plug-in at 19:42, the captain started hurdles, long jump, high jump, long run, snorkeling... he was shooting an Olympic promotional video.

20:01 Infiltrating the Nazi base and carrying such a conspicuous Stars and Stripes shield... Is this going to McDonald's to buy the Colonel's chicken nuggets?

20:14 Sure enough, the captain's self-raised confidant has all races... It's a great world with American men as the center.

20:42 After the captain was captured, the Nazis didn't even bind him even the simplest. They only asked two people to cut his hands and go to see the boss. The next plot, you know.

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role and function of the beauty agent is: beat a soldier who teased her; know the captain with insight; encourage the captain; inspire the captain; reward the captain. Just like medieval European knights need a lady as the goddess to fight for, the captain also needs a glamorous heroine who can be tender for her upside down.

It's a pity that an ancient castle was destroyed when he appeared on the stage, and the powerful villain was weak with a high-tech but not high IQ appearance. The captain is captured by you, man, please watch more genres, okay? The captive male number one will successfully counterattack even if he is tied up by five flowers! But you can't break the jar and even the handcuffs are reluctant to put it on! The male number one is still a quasi-superman! You just let the two little guys stand on him? !

I understand why the captain is equipped with a shield. Even on the modern or future battlefields with dazzling high-tech fighting methods, what touches people the most is the romanticized killing with one sword and the bloody hurricane of close hand-to-hand combat in the Cold Weapon era. So the captain is holding his shield and using it as a blood droplet from time to time. Although it is more troublesome than knocking down the opponent with a shot, it can't stand the ancient Greek style of cosplay discus throwers... No irony, it's really handsome. Captain, I support you.

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Extended Reading

Captain America: The First Avenger quotes

  • Dr. Arnim Zola: Schmidt believes he walks in the footsteps of the gods.

    Col. Chester Phillips: Hm!

    Dr. Arnim Zola: Only the world itself will satisfy him.

    Col. Chester Phillips: Did you realize that's nuts, don't you?

    Dr. Arnim Zola: The insanity of the plan is of no consequence.

    Col. Chester Phillips: And why is that?

    Dr. Arnim Zola: Because he can do it!

    Col. Chester Phillips: What's his target?

    Dr. Arnim Zola: His target is everywhere.

  • James Montgomery Falsworth: [toasts] To the Captain!