Although the dog’s tail continues to be a mink, it doesn’t rot into the bone marrow

Jazmyne 2022-03-22 09:01:11

When I learned that "Pirates of the Caribbean" was preparing to shoot at 4, I felt nervous, and I was afraid that Hollywood filmmakers would be irresponsible and ruin the high level of the series. Without the two pillars of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, it is like lamb soup without coriander and green onion vinegar. No matter how fat Depp's piece of lamb is, the lamb soup can only be reduced to boiled lamb in white water. In order to save popularity, Rob Marshall invited Penelope Cruz to join. Do not hit one place). Fortunately, Depp and Rush were retained in the play, and the two worked together to save a fourth-rate script into a third-rate movie. Especially Jeffrey Rush, whose Barbosa played by Andy Lau let the people know what an actor is.
Cruz’s appearance reminded me of Huang Rong in the shooting, a woman dressed as a man as Jack Spyro. As a result, Li Gui met Li Kui, and after a fight, the lovers kissed together. I thought there would be a heavy emotional scene between the two in the film, but the Spanish girl, except for a passionate kiss when she first showed up, was like Captain Spyro within two hours. Instead, she was not as good as Spyro's first concentration as a junior. Ambiguous with Elizabeth. That being the case, in 4, which has no emotional drama and is not called the "Spyro Prequel", why bother to set the blackbeard daughter as Jack Spyro's old lover? This is puzzle 1.
In order to get rid of sleepiness while watching the movie, he took a cold shower and drank a glass of water, sitting upright. One hour later, the film was classified as a dog-tailed mink by me. There is no ridiculousness in 1, nor the whirlpool naval battle in 3 that lasted nearly an hour. I personally think that Part 2 is relatively weak, and it mainly serves as a transitional role for linking Part 1 and Part 3. The color in the first half is bright, Depp’s native battle royale is quite hilarious, and the second half is dark and serious, paving the way for the third part.
Not only was the plot sluggish, but the logic inside was also funny. When the young missionary asked Blackbeard to let go of the mermaid, Blackbeard refused, and then tied the mermaid and let him fend for himself. I don't understand why it needs to be tied up (could it be that the Japanese AV watched too much?), wasting time, wasting energy, wasting rope just to reflect the brutality of pirates? This is puzzle 2. And that little white-faced missionary is even more dispensable. Another example is the Spanish Royal Fleet’s expedition to the Fountain of Eternal Life, just to destroy this blasphemous spring, and completely ignore the leaders of the great pirates. This is puzzle 3.
3 is the perfect ending for the series. Will died in battle and commanded the "Flying Dutchman" and Elizabeth met in 10 years; Spyro's "Black Pearl" was once again captured by Barbosa, and he continued to row on the leaky boat to roam the sea, returning to the starting point. Two ships, three people, completed two rounds.
I watched both 1 and 3 in the theater, and I am very glad that people were in Japan at the time of the show, which saved me a little bit of money.
At the end of the film, when the list of roles was played, the subtitles group ulteriorly attached a subtitle to remind everyone that there was an easter egg at the end of the film. I can't help but smile when I see it, the whole article does not capture the essence of the first 3 parts, and it can only be here to let the audience regain the familiar déjà vu.


ps: Spyro teased Barbosa's joke, "There are no termites in the legs, right?"

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  • Noemie 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    3 points to Depp, 1 point to Mermaid

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I could pass for.

    Jack Sparrow: That is NOT a compliment.

  • Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?

    Angelica: You know exactly how!

    Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?