Reprinted: Distressed "Sexual Affairs Once Every Four Years"

Angelo 2022-03-21 09:01:02

In the movie "ROCKEY", Stallone's boxing coach slapped him on the shoulder and said: "The girl will make your legs soft." The Athens Olympics generously said to the athletes: "Come on, give you 130,000 free Condoms.”
It is said that these condoms were donated by a well-known condom manufacturer in the UK. At the donation ceremony, a manager of the manufacturer said: “We don’t want to see athletes worry about unsafe sex during the game, so we donated a large number of products, hoping to make the players concentrate on the game and achieve good results.” How generous and generous. Empathetic. But the appealing tone of the donor does not confuse clear-headed people. Is this okay?

In the past, there were old stubborn stubbornly negative attitudes towards pre-match sex life. Vogts, who served as the coach of the German football team in 1994, once said to his Titans: "You are all honest, no one before the game." But the British sprinter Christie said very obediently: "No. Yes, I played too hard the first night, and my legs seemed to be filled with lead the next day." But the scientists thought they were wrong. According to scientific research, a physiology expert named Schleffer said: The sex of the night before the game has no effect on the athlete's strength, endurance and other physiological functions the next day. The reason is that too high aggression is not conducive to the game, and sex can adjust this aggression. More vigorously, a doctor named Olshansky screamed at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics: "The more sex before the game, the greater the chance of winning a medal!" This is really exciting, but Dr. Ao Said that his advocacy only applies to female athletes, and men don't think about it.

But a poor male athlete is forbidden to get a woman for a period of time. What should he do? Experience tells us that he can do it DIY; science tells us, yes. There is a passage in "Sperm War": "A normal man will produce about 300 million sperm every day from puberty to around 30 years old, and he will ejaculate 3 to 4 times a week. In this way, a man less than 30 years old If a man can have sex 3 times (or more) a week, it is difficult for him to think of masturbating. And if this man only has one time a week, he is likely to masturbate twice a week." Of course this is a kind of In general terms, it is not good in any case. If he happens to be a cyclist, things are even worse. Due to harsh taboos, the sperm in his body has not been released for 20 days, and because of this unique movement, he suddenly felt that his sperm began to fight fiercely. This was the most critical sprint time of the game... Oh, the gold medal.

But anyway, the door of the infirmary of the Athens Olympic Village has been opened, and 130,000 condoms are waiting there. According to statistics, there are more than 13,000 athletes and employees living in the Olympic Village. According to this calculation, each person can receive 10 on average. This is not much for a 15-day bachelor sports party, but it is enough to adjust the aggression in the body.

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Rocky quotes

  • [first lines]

    Club fight attendee: Come on, Spider!

  • [Repeated line]

    Gazzo: Don't you think I hear things?