Old Jack is going home with Black Pearl

Adam 2022-03-21 09:01:12

First of all, confession, die-hard general fans, occasionally have strong personal emotions, please forgive me.

I have been waiting for four years! Wait until I changed from a fresh and tender high school student to an old mansao senior sister. . .
Just after the headache test, I rushed back to write a film review. Uncle Pu, you see how much I love you.

A sequel to a movie usually has a lot of failures, but the Pirates of the Caribbean set sail for the fourth time and can make the movie theater full of seats. It really is. It's not easy. I downloaded the first three movies and watched it by myself (stunned high school students don’t have the time and energy to go to the movie theater ==), the fourth movie walked into the movie theater with excitement, but Nima watched a cheating 3D. . . I took off the cumbersome glasses several times and asked me a man: Is it really 3D? Because of Mao, I can see more clearly without glasses ==. . But this cheating 3D effect can't stop my love for the movie itself.

Ferdinand VI, who played first, can Nima not be so handsome, and so righteously stabbed the Fountain of Youth in the name of God. When he began to lead a bunch of handsome Spanish boys in uniforms to the scene, the black beard The small face looked at them with iron blue eyes and kept smashing them. I wondered why he was so awkward at this time. It turns out that the clerk at the time was a brilliant man. Looking at the aura of the Spaniards, the whole audience was petrified, and the king made a statement in the name of God. The statement was even more silent.

After the movie, I checked the Fatty King inside, and it turned out to be George II. Baidu Encyclopedia said that King George II of England was a burly man. His eyes were blue, his complexion was crimson, and his nose was slightly larger. Proficient in French, Italian and English, loves the military, and has a remarkable record. I would like to ask Rob, where is this fat poop and George II = =.

The biggest highlight this time is mermaid. The supermodel lineup is breathtaking, especially when the shot of Gemma Ward lying on the ship's side appeared, the audience was full of WOW. . . No wonder the sailor still has to say I'm in love after escaping from the dead!
Gemma looks more elven. Astrid Berges-Frisbey (The Little Mermaid Syrena) is not as big as Gemma, but it is very moving. I always feel that there is an oriental temperament, even though they are Spanish ==. Astrid has been unknown as an actor, and this time it is a mermaid who turned over.

Then there is the heroine Penélope Cruz, another Spanish beauty. I think Penélope is very sexy, but the makeup in the film is too Jack ==, she can't see her original beauty, and to be honest, she is not very brilliant, the limelight was completely taken away by the mermaid. . .

Gibbs, Barbosa and Jack are still invincible.

Gibbs has always been Jack's best friend in the entire movie series. Jack is with him at the end of each movie. Gibbs was sent to court Jack decisively kidnapped the judge to save him, especially after Gibbs stole Jack’s nautical map, Jack flicked his head as punishment. I almost wanted to see this plot. Thought they were passionate. . .

In the first part, he has no love for the big villain Barbosa, but from the end of the second part, he bit his apple and splashed down the stairs. I suddenly felt that this bad old man was a little cute ==. As a result, after watching king's speech, he couldn't accept his normal image a bit. . .
In Canada, the image of Barbosa has changed a lot. He loves black pearl as much as Jack, and he was moved when he said that the pearl was not sunk but taken away, so he wanted revenge. . . In the end, Barbossa successfully killed Blackbeard, occupied Queen Anne's Revenge, brandished a treasured sword, and talked about the series of familiar swear words. . .

The biggest regret is black pearl. In this episode, it only appeared in a scaled-down version for a few seconds, and it was also snatched by the undead monkey ==. The little Jack appeared in Jiji, and he loved acting very well, and he was very happy.

The only love in the first three Pirates of the Caribbean is the young couple Elizabeth and Will. Orlando Bloom was so handsome, but I even caught Uncle Pu in one glance at the time. This old man walking with his orchid fingers and twisting his butt, smoky and inlaid with gold teeth, is simply amorous. . .
When I was watching Plus-2, I hoped that Jack would be with lizzy, but was thrown cold water on it. And the love in Plus 4, whether the handsome missionary Philip and Syrena’s mermaid love or the absurd love history of Jack and Anjelica, are a bit confusing. I believe everyone is upset about what happened after Syrena dragged Philip into the sea. She was pregnant, and the egg that Anjelica threw out at the end suggested that there was no end between her and Jack. . .

In fact, when you think about it, you can understand that in such a pirate-themed movie, love is used as a spice.

And about the performance of our dear Johnny Depp, from Edward Scissorhands to Charlie’s Chocolate Factory, from a different sky to the search for Neverland, from Don Juan to the swinger, from the valley of the head to the hairdresser Todd, from the black pearl The curse of the number to the turbulent sea (I have always been worried about this translation = =), for this 48-year-old man who is still active on the silver screen with extraordinary charm, he is not only a brave Captain Jack, but also a caring husband and loving father. Have been working hard to play each role well.

However, just as his Winona Forever becomes Wino Forever, no one will stay the same. Captain Jack is also slowly getting old, and one day he will sink in the silver screen with his beloved blackpearl.

All I have to do is bring milk tea popcorn and sit in the cinema until the final curtain of the Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Extended Reading

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • The Spaniard: [after shooting the English soldier] Someone make a note of that man's bravery.

  • Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man-made light.

    Cabin Boy: Sharks?

    Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour, you mark my words. And we're the bait.