Don't be obsessed with the third brother

After "Avatar", more and more movies have taken the road of the third brother. The film producer is obsessed with the third brother, and always feel that after the movie is named the third brother, whether it is a fake third brother or a real third brother movie ticket The price can be doubled. And movie fans are also obsessed with the third brother, and always feel that everything in the third brother's movies is close to them. I haven't had a chance to see the third brother's fleshy futon so far. I imagined that the third brother's crisp breast jade experience will emerge in front of my eyes.

Didn't see the third brother meat futon first saw the third brother pirate. If someone asks me whether my third brother is a pirate, I can only say that the third brother is disappointed, and the pirates are average. How to say it, "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" third brother technology is more reflected in the Disney fireworks and movie Chinese subtitles at the beginning of the movie, occasionally there are one or two third brother shots. The point is to put on the third brother's glasses and the whole movie screen is completely dark. When the invincible seascape and undulating mountains appear, take off the third brother's glasses and you will find that the color of the whole picture is so beautiful. So I don’t use my third brother’s glasses for half the time of the movie, because it’s really painful for the third brother to wear two glasses to enjoy the gloomy picture quality of the third brother’s movie.

When it comes to the "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" movie, the plot basically has nothing to do with the pirates. There are only one or two places that can reflect the strength of the pirates at sea. One is that Captain Gage leads the brothers on the black beard pirate ship. Rebellion, the other is the pirates catching mermaids, every mermaid is a model with folded wings and can't afford to hurt. The story of a group of pirates searching for the silver cup to find the Bu Laoquan under the technique of the third brother. As a result, the Spaniards who came out to make soy sauce directly harmonized Bu Laoquan, just like a group of shabby teenagers who destroyed such precious natural and cultural heritage. Up.

Caribbean 4 is more like the storyline of another Hollywood series of Raiders' Land Treasure Hunt. Captain Jack painted with smoky makeup is still so cheap, loved by bitches, typical of a wall grass, falling on both sides of the wind. Of course, the Disney company will never let Captain Jack a cash cow. There is a special pirate zone in Disneyland. At the end of the movie, there is a topic of how to release black pearls from a wine bottle and the egg left at the end of the movie. Pirate 5 left a foreshadowing.

Don't be obsessed with Jie, brother is just a legend, don't be obsessed with the third brother, the third brother is just a cover for cheating money.

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