Turn: "Serious Spoilers" The sorrow of the predecessors who planted trees

Deven 2022-03-17 09:01:02

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deeply responsible, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment

. The love of the first three Pirates of the Caribbean is indescribable, so the fourth part As soon as the filming plan was released, I have been paying close attention to it, hoping that Disney can write a new series of epic and grand chapters, and as soon as it was released on 5.20, I could not wait to drag my friend to accompany me to plunge into it. The theater, after leaving the theater. . . There is an inexplicable sense of emptiness in my heart.

This film has been completely reduced to a mainstream commercial film, and the emptiness of the plot design unabashedly shows the only idea of ​​the creator, which is to use the shadow of the first three films to make money!

Regarding the flaws of this film, I really feel uncomfortable! (The following content is serious spoiler)

1. Actress: Penelope plays Captain Blackbeard's daughter, Jack's old lover
Character setting: a mind to save his own father Blackbeard
Penelope comes as soon as he appears There was a captain jack cosplay, which made people's eyes bright, and then the opponent playing with Jack's eyebrows was wonderful. He himself turned out to be a nun, but was broken by Jack. Let’s just let a pirate’s daughter go to be a nun for the first time. The film’s explanation of how their father and daughter reunite is also very vague, plus Jack told Blackbeard that her daughter is a fake. It is using him to make me look forward to this female role even more. You must know that one of the biggest highlights of the plot in the first trilogy is that the various people have their own ghosts and goals. They are in intrigue and use each other, which inevitably makes me embrace the goal of the heroine of the film. There is a sense of expectation. I really hope that she can play with Blackbeard and Jack between applause and finally achieve her goal! As a result, she was still so young and beautiful! She was willing to die in order to save the zombie Blackbeard! ! ! This is too tacky! ! !

2. Pirate Chief: Zombie Captain Blackbeard
Character Setting: Drink the Fountain of Eternal Desperately
This guy can maneuver a ship with a knife, and he can also make the ropes on the ship entangle people like the big squid in the first two movies (super bug). It seems invincible, but he is spoken by someone who doesn’t know who it is. He said that he would die by Captain Barbossa, he believed (the truth is true), and then he sought out the fountain of immortality in order to avoid fate.
This character can be compared with David Jones in the previous two movies. Both are BUG-level characters, but compared to David Jones’ full character background (love for the sea god, loneliness betrayed by his lover, ten years of sailing) The bitterness of going ashore, and the fatal weakness of the heart that is easily exploited), Blackbeard’s character background is really a space hole. We don’t know the origin of his ship, why he became a living zombie, or even Why did he attack Barbosa's black pearl (is it collectorism?). Such a person popped out of thin air and died after pretending to be a series of forcing. This is the fate of this character. ridiculous.

3. Love line: The missionary fell in love with the mermaid.
Love theme setting: I can't see it! ! !
The second-generation official girl rescued the teenager who was in trouble. The teenager grew up into a promising young man and fell in love with the second-generation official girl who rescued him. In order to save her, she embarked on the road of pirates. The two loved them vigorously and finally cultivated. A positive result. The main storyline of this Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is familiar to everyone, even though Wiltner was later put on the heavy shackles of saving his father, and was once hostile to Lisabeth, their hearts were always connected. Later, Wildan With the flying captain of the Dutchman, he sailed for ten years and went ashore in one day. Why did Lisabeth also have the crystallization of love? Elizabeth has been waiting for ten years and ten years. We can witness from the budding of their love to the ripening of the melons. . But what about the new couple in the new chapter?
Let's look at the missionary first. He was tied to the mast of the Nemesis as soon as he appeared. It is unknown why. Jack launched an uprising in an attempt to control the Nemesis, and specially climbed up the mast with another person to release him. It is unknown why. After the failure of the uprising, he became a member of the sailors, especially a sailor with faith, until the appearance of the mermaid, he was a perpetrator!
Let's talk about the mermaid, this is the biggest attraction of this film! ! ! First of all, the mermaids in this film are all females, so if they want to breed offspring, they have to rape and kill the men on the boat. I am so thunderous! ! ! The daughter of the sea in my mind! ! ! When the sailors were discussing violently on the ship whether the mermaid should rape humans first and then kill or kill first, causing thunder and lightning above my head, a beautiful and unusual mermaid emerged as a lady sitting on the stage. The water surface, this is definitely the biggest highlight of the film, the charm in that kind of weird occasion (it must be the sign xj to go to heaven and earth), if there was no one beside me in the cinema at that time, I would immediately jerk off of! ! ! At the same time as my yy, that charming face suddenly rushed towards the sailor with blue fangs and fangs, and there were still groups of them (luckily at the time without jerk off, they would not necessarily be scared to be incompetent). But at this time love happened.
The protagonist of the mermaid wanted to rap and kill the missionary, but he inadvertently saved the missionary, and because of this, he was caught by Blackbeard. The missionary got excited and asked about the mermaid protagonist along the way. The mermaid actually had feelings for this man who almost killed him (is it the legendary Stockholm syndrome?) The result of the two of them was not clearly explained in the film. Anyway, the missionary was killed. The mermaid was dragged into the sea. This may be a suspense for the sequel. The total value is more natural than the love in the first three movies. The love between this man and the fish is really inexplicable.

4. Officers and soldiers: The Spanish fight soy sauce. The
mission of the Spanish army: We are Catholics, the fountain of eternal youth must be destroyed!
Recalling the first three Pirates of the Caribbean, the British army has run through the entire series from beginning to end and played a certain role in promoting the development of the plot and checking and balancing the forces of all parties, especially the last big battle was controlled by David Jones and the pirates. In the beginning of the film, the Spaniards discovered the fountain of eternal youth. When the British and the Spaniards met at sea, the first thing I thought of was that the British navy broke the Spanish Invincible Fleet, one of the classic battles in the world’s military history. One, however, this film doesn't even have a serious sea battle. . . The Spaniards came out to make a soy sauce and destroyed the Fountain of Youth. The sad reminder was that it was destroyed and not destroyed. The soy sauce was not successful. . .

5. Xiao 喽 喽 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 喽 喽 喽 喽 喽 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 啰 喽 啰 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 啰 喽 喽 啰 喽 啰 喽 啰 喽 啰: Is this film any brilliant? ? ?
Not much to say, think back to the two little soldiers who often carried the bar in the first three parts, a fat man and a one-eyed pirate, a deaf man with a parrot, a puppy with a key in his mouth, that is, the little monkey in a bottle Barked teeth twice. These characters have greatly enriched the content of the previous game and enhanced the humor of the plot. What about the new film? An old drunkard appeared inside. . .

6 Ending: Do you feel abrupt?
Not to mention that Blackbeard is going to kill the mermaid, and the mermaid went back to help him, just say that Blackbeard and his daughter drink the two glasses of water last. The theme of the movie has always been that love is mutual, no matter what love it is, I I thought that the father and daughter were going to save each other. It was so touching and harmonious. I didn't expect this old man to drink the cup of life-saving water regardless of his age. ? Is her daughter willing to die for such a father? It doesn't make sense anyway!

This is not the most ridiculous ending plot. Our undressed Captain Jack actually said to people with a serious face and a serious face, that I am not looking for immortality, what I am looking for is to live in the present and cherish the life in front of us. . . This. . . This. . . Is this what he said. . . ! ! !

This is not a bad movie, but they made such a movie under the banner of Pirates of the Caribbean, which can only be said to discredit the classics. If Disney filmed the story of Somali pirates like this, who would have an opinion?

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Extended Reading

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • The Spaniard: [after shooting the English soldier] Someone make a note of that man's bravery.

  • Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man-made light.

    Cabin Boy: Sharks?

    Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour, you mark my words. And we're the bait.