Is this really 4? It's a copycat!

Marcelle 2022-03-16 09:01:02

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 came very low-key. Since the end of 3, when you are still immersed in the stormy seas of the finale, you have a long aftertaste and suddenly told you that 4 is going to be released. This is how you can't believe it. So when a friend told me that Pirates of the Caribbean 4 was released, I was so shocked so fast that even the director of the story didn’t even get to know me and went to the cinema. You know, if I knew it was the director of Marshall, I might not be so jealous that I would go and watch it three times.

Although this is a serially coded movie, it can no longer be said to be a sequel. It is entirely because the movie's name cannot be found or because it relies on the powerful "Pirates of the Caribbean" series to make money at the box office. This film really has nothing to do with pirates and Pirates of the Caribbean. If you set the title on "Captain Shit Palo's Adventure" from the beginning, it will definitely not be the eye-catching "Pirates of the Caribbean", but it actually removes everything. Outer packaging, without blossom and Keira Knightley, this is just a piece of Nideppo's personal scenery-so I was even more grateful that I sat in the cinema just waiting for the touching 10 years after the subtitles. One scene. At the same time, Captain Barbossa, as always, takes on the seemingly important role of soy sauce (just like this guy smeared with grease and powder, and drank tea with orchids pointing up, and finally picked up his hat to return to the pirate ranks), and followed Shit Palo all the way. When it comes to "Stranger Waves", I really have to doubt the relationship between these two.

In fact, this is a movie that sells dog meat with sheep’s head. Apart from the story of Harry Potter growing up with Zhengtai like an old woman’s footcloth, it’s difficult to get to the fourth part, and it has to be drawn out of style. The level is indeed extremely difficult. Therefore, the plot of this movie is basically a re-start and has to have a relationship with the previous ones, such as the old friend Barbosa and Black Pearl. If there is no such thing, it turns out an old lover from decades ago. This Nima is too mentally retarded (just like Angelika told Shit Palo that she was pregnant with his kind--!).

The point of a film cup like this is that when the director encounters the series, he is restricted to play, not allowing you to jump out of the box, out of the box of the Pirates of the Caribbean series. The director will be criticized no matter what he does. No, Rob Marshall was criticized for always making pirates into musicals. It is true that the lighting and stage effects are exquisitely done, but the ship battles and melee scenes are pitiful. Compared with the last decisive battle of the previous one, the pirates in this movie are too elegant. Is it still a pirate without the crazy pirate world? Don't think you put a prosthetic leg on Barbosa, this is a pirate! ! Where's Rum? ? ? ? There is no rum! ! ! ! ! The most unbearable thing is that the crazy shit Palo has become serious, even the twist of the waist has been reduced, and the hair is still dyed yellow. Who believes this is the genuine shit Palo? It's like a copycat, it's like the director can't make a magical movie, so I learned two tricks quickly with Harry Potter, and Nima is like Harry Potter in pirate clothes.

The place that continues to make people feel like copycats and cups is also the original soundtrack of the movie.

The original sound is better than the movie. This is the cup. When the green leaves dazzle the safflower, the safflower will be eaten by the big-mouth beast. The sequel of the movie has not progressed at the same time. Hans has been constantly optimizing the pirate music, especially when the third movie and the original sound reached a new level of fusion at the same time, the key is! Obviously, the fourth part of the film has not kept up with the level of development of the original sound. When you are watching a movie, you are already ignoring the boring fighting plot and enjoying the original sound. Is this still "watching" the movie?

In order to match the plot, Hans hired Mexican flamenco guitar duo Rodrigo y Gabriela to participate in the special music creation. They used guitar tones to travel through the characteristics of traditional music in Latin, jazz, Central and South America, Europe and other places, adding to the original soundtrack. Many flamenco style and electronic atmosphere. At the same time, Hans was "boringly" frying his cold rice, making the cold rice more fragrant. (Because in fact, in terms of characters and themes, Pirates of the Caribbean 4 has a lot less elements than the first three, Hans can only get better and better.) Combining the original sound and the movie, the movie will start all over again. If Hans doesn’t have it, the movie will be just fine. It's a mess.

Gore Verbinski left with David Jones with the little blacksmith and his wife (with children), leaving behind the lonely shit Captain Palo (when he spotted the Spanish ship, he wanted to spit with everyone and only found one behind him There is no one) and Uncle Hans (and of course that friend Barbosa) is not lingering, they still want to continue taking risks (cough cough, it’s actually making money), but they are much lonely. This is Pirates of the Caribbean 4, an unauthentic copycat.

As for 3D, it is absolutely necessary to be cheated. At that time, I strongly did not ask for 3D tickets. As a traditional movie supporter (I admit that I have no sense of new technology), I insisted that a good movie (I was looking forward to Pirates of the Caribbean as a good movie) must watch the original version. When I returned home and looked at the film reviews, it turned out that many people were cheated by 3D, hahahaha. . .

My suggestion is that the OST of this movie is definitely more than one grade higher than the movie itself.

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Extended Reading

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes

  • The Spaniard: [after shooting the English soldier] Someone make a note of that man's bravery.

  • Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man-made light.

    Cabin Boy: Sharks?

    Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour, you mark my words. And we're the bait.