The story of programmer pony

Raul 2022-03-21 09:01:12

Xiao Ma is 25 years old. She is a waiter in a small restaurant with a monthly salary of RMB 1,000. She lives in a small room of 8 square meters with others. She is single. His only pastime outside of work is to surf the Internet in an Internet cafe.

Xiao Ma has been eager to bring some changes to his life, but what to do, he kept wondering, until he watched a movie called "You Must Die", he finally found his goal-he Also make a website.

He firmly believes that he will succeed, because Mark Zuckerberg, Ma Huateng, and Ma Yun are all named Ma, which is by no means accidental.

The heroes on the forum said that python is good for writing programs, so Xiao Ma fumbled and found the homepage of python's website, but soon he was frustrated to find that python could not be downloaded at all. Every time he clicked download, the page returned 404 page. not found.

The hero told Xiao Ma that it was GFVV, so Xiao Ma had to switch to another language: php, this time he was lucky, and php can be downloaded.

Xiao Ma went to work during the day and programmed at night. One day later, Xiao Ma was fired because he insisted that the customer gave 100 yuan and spent 25.6 yuan. He should get back 75 yuan, because the input 100 yuan is an int type, and the result is not a decimal. Bit.

But Xiao Ma is not sad at all, because his website has been written and will be online tonight. After thinking that he can buy the boss’s restaurant to play table tennis when he has money, Xiao Ma walked in cheerfully. Black Internet cafes.

But things were not as smooth sailing as Xiao Ma thought. The person who provided the host told him that the website must be filed if it is online. If it is not filed, it will not go online. It will be thrown to Xiao Ma with a shabby filing URL that is not supported by IE6, and the other party has gone offline.

One day, two days, one week, two weeks, the response to the record seems to be still far away. Xiao Ma has experienced several cycles of waiting, from expectation to anger, and then to helplessness. Finally, after a month, the result came with only content. In one sentence: "Your website does not meet the specifications, and the filing is not approved."

This time Xiao Ma was really angry. After waiting for a month, the result was "not up to specifications". What made him even more angry was that the other party didn't even tell him what "standards" were; this reminded Xiao Ma of him and the past. On the day the only girlfriend broke up, she didn't tell Xiao Ma what was the reason? Guess it.

Xiao Ma couldn't restrain his anger, and replied an email to the other party: "You are paralyzed, you have to tell me why you didn't pass, I can change it." This time the other party wrote back almost immediately, and the content was still concise and concise: " Your website does not meet the specifications".

Xiao Ma really feels exhausted physically and mentally. Fortunately, he has one last resort. The hero once said that the host in the United States can be used after applying for it without filing. So Xiao Ma found a friend with a credit card and took the rest of his body. Three hundred yuan all bet on the foreign host.

The moon in foreign countries is really round, and it can be used after the host has paid. Bind the domain name, upload the program, and watch the progress bar scroll. Xiao Ma is a little excited, thinking that after so many hardships, he finally ushered in this moment, and he trembles. The refresh button was pressed.

Error 404 Page Not Found

Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar error on the screen, Xiao Ma felt that he was on the verge of collapse. He checked the website again to confirm that there was no problem with the website settings, but the website was still inaccessible.

"Damn it, damn it..." the little horse muttered and stood up from his seat, unable to restrain it anymore, picking up the keyboard and smashing it on the monitor.

"You are paralyzed, you are paralyzed."

"I just want to be a website, not stealing or robbing, there is no crime if there is no murder."

"Be prepared for you to be paralyzed, GFVV you are paralyzed."

The keyboard and the monitor were broken to the ground. Everyone looked at the out of control pony. At this moment, the entire Internet cafe was cut off. The surrounding area was dark. Several flashlights shot in, and a voice shouted: " Don't move, don't move, don't move all the Internet users, take out your ID card!"

There was an uproar in the Internet cafe. In the chaos, the pony escaped. In the middle of the night, the bridge was very windy and difficult. He lit a cigarette to drive. Han, looking into the distance, recalling his life over the past few years, tears flowed from his face.

He took out his cell phone, dialed the number at home, and told his elderly mother that he was going to work farther away. The mother asked if he had encountered any difficulties, and Xiao Ma replied no, because he knew his parents did not have their last names. Hu is not surnamed Wen, and can't solve these problems.

After hung up the phone, Xiao Ma took a deep breath, unprecedented courage was pouring from the bottom of his heart, he jumped over the guardrail, jumped into the rolling waves.

In winter, the river was icy cold, and the pony's body slowly sank.

Next life. . . Go to California. . . ——So Xiao Ma thought.

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The Social Network quotes

  • Amy: You're a zillionaire!

    Sean Parker: Not technically.

    Amy: What are you?

    Sean Parker: Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music, even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.

    Amy: This is blowing my mind.

    Sean Parker: I appreciate that.

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    Sean Parker: Bio-Chem even though you're a French major who's name is Amy.

    Amy: You passed.

    Sean Parker: I'm a hard worker.

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    Amy: Yeah, go ahead.

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    Amy: Yeah?

    Sean Parker: Can you come out here?

    Amy: Just a second.

    Sean Parker: There's a snake in here, Amy.

    Amy: What?

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    Amy: Where?

    Sean Parker: Okay, there isn't a snake but I need to ask you something.

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    Sean Parker: How?

    Amy: By running too fast! And getting twisted in the curtain. What do you need to ask me?

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