The story of programmer pony

Raul 2022-03-21 09:01:12

Xiao Ma is 25 years old. She is a waiter in a small restaurant with a monthly salary of RMB 1,000. She lives in a small room of 8 square meters with others. She is single. His only pastime outside of work is to surf the Internet in an Internet cafe.

Xiao Ma has been eager to bring some changes to his life, but what to do, he kept wondering, until he watched a movie called "You Must Die", he finally found his goal-he Also make a website.

He firmly believes that he will succeed, because Mark Zuckerberg, Ma Huateng, and Ma Yun are all named Ma, which is by no means accidental.

The heroes on the forum said that python is good for writing programs, so Xiao Ma fumbled and found the homepage of python's website, but soon he was frustrated to find that python could not be downloaded at all. Every time he clicked download, the page returned 404 page. not found.

The hero told Xiao Ma that it was GFVV, so Xiao Ma had to switch to another language: php, this time he was lucky, and php can be downloaded.

Xiao Ma went to work during the day and programmed at night. One day later, Xiao Ma was fired because he insisted that the customer gave 100 yuan and spent 25.6 yuan. He should get back 75 yuan, because the input 100 yuan is an int type, and the result is not a decimal. Bit.

But Xiao Ma is not sad at all, because his website has been written and will be online tonight. After thinking that he can buy the boss’s restaurant to play table tennis when he has money, Xiao Ma walked in cheerfully. Black Internet cafes.

But things were not as smooth sailing as Xiao Ma thought. The person who provided the host told him that the website must be filed if it is online. If it is not filed, it will not go online. It will be thrown to Xiao Ma with a shabby filing URL that is not supported by IE6, and the other party has gone offline.

One day, two days, one week, two weeks, the response to the record seems to be still far away. Xiao Ma has experienced several cycles of waiting, from expectation to anger, and then to helplessness. Finally, after a month, the result came with only content. In one sentence: "Your website does not meet the specifications, and the filing is not approved."

This time Xiao Ma was really angry. After waiting for a month, the result was "not up to specifications". What made him even more angry was that the other party didn't even tell him what "standards" were; this reminded Xiao Ma of him and the past. On the day the only girlfriend broke up, she didn't tell Xiao Ma what was the reason? Guess it.

Xiao Ma couldn't restrain his anger, and replied an email to the other party: "You are paralyzed, you have to tell me why you didn't pass, I can change it." This time the other party wrote back almost immediately, and the content was still concise and concise: " Your website does not meet the specifications".

Xiao Ma really feels exhausted physically and mentally. Fortunately, he has one last resort. The hero once said that the host in the United States can be used after applying for it without filing. So Xiao Ma found a friend with a credit card and took the rest of his body. Three hundred yuan all bet on the foreign host.

The moon in foreign countries is really round, and it can be used after the host has paid. Bind the domain name, upload the program, and watch the progress bar scroll. Xiao Ma is a little excited, thinking that after so many hardships, he finally ushered in this moment, and he trembles. The refresh button was pressed.

Error 404 Page Not Found

Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar error on the screen, Xiao Ma felt that he was on the verge of collapse. He checked the website again to confirm that there was no problem with the website settings, but the website was still inaccessible.

"Damn it, damn it..." the little horse muttered and stood up from his seat, unable to restrain it anymore, picking up the keyboard and smashing it on the monitor.

"You are paralyzed, you are paralyzed."

"I just want to be a website, not stealing or robbing, there is no crime if there is no murder."

"Be prepared for you to be paralyzed, GFVV you are paralyzed."

The keyboard and the monitor were broken to the ground. Everyone looked at the out of control pony. At this moment, the entire Internet cafe was cut off. The surrounding area was dark. Several flashlights shot in, and a voice shouted: " Don't move, don't move, don't move all the Internet users, take out your ID card!"

There was an uproar in the Internet cafe. In the chaos, the pony escaped. In the middle of the night, the bridge was very windy and difficult. He lit a cigarette to drive. Han, looking into the distance, recalling his life over the past few years, tears flowed from his face.

He took out his cell phone, dialed the number at home, and told his elderly mother that he was going to work farther away. The mother asked if he had encountered any difficulties, and Xiao Ma replied no, because he knew his parents did not have their last names. Hu is not surnamed Wen, and can't solve these problems.

After hung up the phone, Xiao Ma took a deep breath, unprecedented courage was pouring from the bottom of his heart, he jumped over the guardrail, jumped into the rolling waves.

In winter, the river was icy cold, and the pony's body slowly sank.

Next life. . . Go to California. . . ——So Xiao Ma thought.

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Extended Reading
  • Anthony 2022-04-23 07:01:12

    The success history of a tech nerd can be traced back to being dumped by a girl~~Oh, Andrew Garfield is so handsome, I can't bear it~ Ahem, back to the topic, the rhythm of the film is really good, and I always feel that there is a force pushing you.

  • Junior 2021-10-20 18:58:59

    The biggest feeling after watching this film is that the host, his girlfriend, said something good, he is essentially a bastard, a self-centered bastard otaku. But he is really not a bad person. Although he deeply hurt his girlfriend and betrayed his best friend, he is really not a bad person. Finally, seeing him in his luxurious office, only holding a computer, refreshing his girlfriend's webpage over and over again, felt very uncomfortable.

The Social Network quotes

  • Erica Albright: Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next Fed chairman?

    Mark Zuckerberg: So you can see why it's so important to get in.

    Erica Albright: Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

    Mark Zuckerberg: [pauses, taken aback] Why would you ask me that?

    Erica Albright: I was just asking.

    Mark Zuckerberg: None of them. That's the point. My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer, and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.

  • Erica Albright: Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be.

    Mark Zuckerberg: Did you really just say that?

    Erica Albright: I was kidding. Although just because something's trite doesn't make it any less true.

    Mark Zuckerberg: I want to try to be straightforward with you and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive. If I get in I will be taking you to the events, and the gatherings, and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet.

    Erica Albright: [Erica stares at Mark for a moment, then smiles] You would do that for me?

    Mark Zuckerberg: [Shrugs] We're dating.

    Erica Albright: Okay. Well I want to be straightforward with you and let you know that we're not anymore.

    Mark Zuckerberg: What do you mean?

    Erica Albright: We're not dating anymore, I'm sorry.

    Mark Zuckerberg: Is this a joke?

    Erica Albright: No, it's not.

    Mark Zuckerberg: You're breaking up with me?

    Erica Albright: You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally have the chance to to meet? What the f... what is that supposed to mean?

    Mark Zuckerberg: Wait. Settle down...

    Erica Albright: What is it supposed to mean?

    Mark Zuckerberg: Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is because you used to sleep with the door guy.

    Erica Albright: The door guy? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. The door guy is a friend of mine, and he is a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?