Once, I was also a kid who learned mathematics with great enthusiasm. When I was in elementary school, my father and mother sent me to the Children's Palace to study Mathematical Olympiad. The teacher asked questions in class, and I was often the only one in the class who would answer. The teacher suddenly showed a knowing smile and his eyes sparkled, as if he saw Gauss's shadow. In fact, I found out that the questions she talked about were all from an Olympiad book. I bought and read the questions she was about to talk about before every class, so I became famous in that class. "Mathematics prodigy".
Parallel goods are always exposed one day. The math teacher in our class in junior high school, Xiao Fan, is actually over 30 and looks like over 50. Super old man, he was tossed by a group of gangster children in our class and became even more old. This is the most impressive time. It was winter that they deliberately poured a bucket of water on the door of the classroom before the math class, and then Xiao Fan came with the textbooks and lesson plans. With a piaji, the books flew, and Teacher Fan burst into tears.
Teacher Fan is honest and innocent. At that time, I made a list of "My Favorite 100 People". Teacher Fan and Faye Wong, Aya, Zhao Lirong, Seiya and others are among them, but her teaching ability is really limited, and my math is also thorough. When it was over, I began to doubt my IQ extremely. In addition, at that time, my best friend gave me the nickname of Little Japan, Sun Ze x, who was smart but cruel, and often hit my young heart intentionally or unintentionally, so I completely I am positioned at the level of brain damage.
On the day of the math entrance examination for high school, I felt awkward when I got up. I always felt uncomfortable for a few days a month, but this time it was particularly uncomfortable. It was only once a year. The result is nothing.
In high school, because I was bewitched by the MLM organization Shanshi High School, I thought the people who came to the high school were all geniuses. They were like the perverts in our class in the past. I just looked at them and beat me so much. People at night. So I worked hard, studied mathematics, and learned that I think about equations on the way to school, rectangles on the way after school, and Xiaoqiang before going to bed. Xiaoqiang is a mathematics teacher in our class. This person is a big fool. He used to teach mathematics in the computer industry. His level of teaching mathematics is not as high as the level of playing ball. The teachers in the attached middle school are all academic fierce men and academic fierce women, but in fact, it seems that only teacher Sun Weiwei is a hard-working woman.
I learned and learned, and in the first year, I became a model of mathematics in my class. I took first place in consecutive exams, taught mathematics experience, and became a math class representative in my second year of high school.
Damn it! Wild lilies also have spring!
All of this changed after the teacher Yige came to my class. The one he loves to say to us is "You bastards, stinky shit!" He was terrified in his class. He must not talk to his classmates, even if he borrows an eraser, he can only make a cipher, otherwise-if you are with a girl He would say: "Hook up a little girl in broad daylight, you stinky rascal!" If he talks to boys, he would say "What is Brokeback Mountain in broad daylight! Classmates are classmates, don't become comrades!"
Like me. The child who can't be tortured, the last time he was engaged in this way, he broke down with mathematics. Fortunately, I survived. I was fined to stand and ran away because of the late submission of homework. He was called to the office and tortured once. The rest of the time was spent tremblingly and smoothly. Although my grades were no longer outstanding, it was considered acceptable. 120 s level.
The tragedy is that during the college entrance examination, I was cursed by Brother Yi + Yang Haonan, and I couldn't do anything. Speaking of my classmate Yang Haonan, um, in one sentence: He will put a sticker on the women's toilet and say I want to kill you! I don't know how far he is from Ma Jiajue now.
In this way, I went to university. I thought that the English major I had reported could be completely away from mathematics, but the result was adjusted, so high mathematics, linear algebra, probability statistics, and discrete mathematics smashed at me hand in hand. As mentioned before, teacher Qiu Chenggong, the son of the benevolent mother Qiu’s failure, nodded and bowed and said that he would give me 60 points, leaving me speechless in math.
In the postgraduate entrance examination, I spent most of my time on mathematics. The Emperor Yongle guided me towards the light of mathematics. The 10 days of listening to Gaolian Mathematics in the Shandong Hall were simply a memory of the devil. If you hate him, let him come to Gaolian. Not only does it make you sit uncomfortably listening to class for a day, but it also repeatedly broadcasts their own "Pure Love Film for Postgraduate Entrance Exam" during the intermission.
In comparison, films like "Beautiful Mind" are more inspiring. Nash, an old virgin who is struggling in the front line of scientific research, confessed to a schizophrenic tragedy man who only said "I want to exchange body fluids with you", but he can get like Connery. Beautiful beauty, a whole inspirational brother!
Finally, I want to say that as a graduate student, I have studied medicine in a horrible way. I thought that I would never have to read mathematics anymore. However, "Medical Statistics" made me sad again. Fortunately, I got my grades two days ago. Thanks to the country and the party. .
I wish the students who took the math entrance examination today, I hope you will get a happy ending, like a news network.
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