First of all, I want to vent my dissatisfaction with the cast of Iron Man 2: The black brother in the second part is far from the likable one in the first part, and completely lacks the aura of the original wife, which led to him and Tang Ni. Friendship makes me very unaccustomed.
Iron Man II was simply taking advantage of the first big-selling Dongfeng to take advantage of the fire... No, it was a work of hitting the iron while it was hot. Does anyone really expect this kind of script to rush to shoot a hurried movie to have an impressive depth? Is it really there?
Before the opening, the girl Zheng asked me: "Why do you want to see Iron Man II?" I said, "Because Tang Mu is very coquettish", and she asked "Brother Pig is also coquettish?" I said, "Brother Pig is not as good. Tang Ni is old, and I am an uncle."
There are not many coquettish uncles these days, and if I find one occasionally, I naturally want to actively support it. And Tang Ni didn't let everyone down, the whole movie showed his almond-eyed and small waist. My aunt's heart trembled with the Loli in the movie.
For this reason, I think it's worth going to a movie.
In fact, the plot is really 2, but does anyone care? I don't care anyway. Yimou Kaige Yusenren Port, if you can find such an eye-catching uncle to come and discharge it, I don't care how bad your Promise Three Gun Chibi Remover is, really.
1. Tony Stark, who is narcissistic and self-defeating,
is actually unfair. As the fourth place in Forbes Fictional 15 this year, this person is completely narcissistic.
I haven't read Iron Man's comics. As a fan of pseudo-American comics, my understanding of Marvel is "less than nothing". Had it not been for Bruce's classmates, I would have only left Vertigo a position, leaving the men and women in tights far away. Regarding the Iron man comics, I only know that they Civil War, the Iron Man group supported everyone's superhero real-name registration system, but was opposed by the American captain group, and then the captain died. Then I know nothing about what happened.
Of course, movies and comics are in a parallel world. If the man in the comics still has a certain ideological and political stance, then the movie will not mention it. Tang Ni is very accurate in his positioning of himself, and he is here to sell cute. Throughout the movie, he kept posing the Pose with a bright smile and making a "V" gesture when he was in suit and leather shoes, and he kept posing the Pose who fell on one knee high in the sky when he was doing the ironman shape (though that seems to only prove his The sense of balance is not good), but I have to admit that it is more beautiful when displayed. Otherwise, if you go to Guo Xming's blog, it is also narcissism. This is the gap. People don't need to show a logo up and down to make female creatures aged 6-60 years old.
But in this episode he tried his best to be cute because he was very anxious. People encountering palladium are like Superman encountering kryptonite. Putting them together is a chronic suicide. But he pointed to the thing to help his life again. Just like all the elder single youths can only laugh at others and cry silently, the iron man is only a shell of iron, and his heart is still a delicate and sensitive uncle. (Hey), I guess he doesn’t want to see the little pepper girl. Ewha wailed in front of him with rain, "Why did you go like this, my Tiff?~~ There is no one left in the Mercedes~~~", so he could only keep this secret in his heart. As everyone knows, secrets have always been gossiping with others to make them comfortable, and they are under a lot of pressure, so the Iron Man students can only work hard, and finally reach the point where everyone can't stand it.
Although I really want to see classmate Tang Ni crying in Xiaojiao’s arms and acting like "I'm dying, you are so fierce, what are you going to do?", but I have to admit that the iron man is a virtuous man. Wife and mother's billet. This kind of deliberate misunderstanding of the family is actually to arrange all the bankbooks of the husband and children's house (not to arrange the company and the battle clothes). Family ethics dramas have been used countless times. So I am actually looking forward to seeing the Iron Man classmate being seriously ill in hospital, the chili girl and the black girlfriends holding hands while watching tears and crying silently and saying, "It turns out that our head is so careful that we knew how to treat him better." However, the screenwriter was so uncomfortable. It was so simple that Iron Man completely ignored Mendeleev's life's hard work and instantly invented new elements. This movie is actually very ugly, every time it is about to climax and withers, of course, if this is to not grab the limelight, I have a few close-ups for him, I have no opinion.
2. The unspoken rules of Little Pepper
Iron Man 2 proves the fact that by relying on the boss, you can be the chairman and CEO of the company. The secretaries encourage themselves.
I have always felt very desperate for the profession of secretary, so I have tried my best to avoid it. I'm the kind of person who is super resistant to social interactions. When someone is forced to do something, even if I originally wanted to do it, I don't want to do it. After chasing the (boring) New Three Kingdoms in the past two days, I feel that being a secretary is like Xun Yu. Basically, it is the ultimate. What a great thing to write the manuscripts written by myself and send them directly without even looking at them. But seeing that Cao Cao was upset, he rolled Xun Yu. When he was happy, he would bring others to accompany the wine regardless of whether they would like it or not. They all did their best. At best, he said, "He who knows me is also Wenruo!" What should I do? Thinking about Xun Yu's final outcome, my despair has increased a bit.
But Little Pepper provides us with a different version. He has been a secretary and an old mother for many years, and he is familiar with playing ambiguously. Although he may have long been secretly agreeing, he has always adopted a posture of "despising you". Finally, she not only reaped the boss, but also incorporated the boss's property. The most important thing is that no one is gossiping that she is able to show her as a strong woman from beginning to end by selling hand-to-hand. The highest part is that when she finally captured the boss’s first kiss (?) and held him firmly in her hand, she actually made a weak and collapsed state, and threw the property back to the boss without a trace. This is really a scapegoat. Send you to death, ah no, it's happiness, I'm here to work, you go.
Dear Lala, let’s learn about the workplace rules and office taboos. Those are all inferior methods for working part-time. See your own boss, and go boldly on the ground. Believe in yourself, there will be true love between you, this is true love, this is true love.
3. The villain without birds.
We watched the Chinese dubbing version. When the shocking phrase "I want my bird" came out, all the adults in the cinema laughed trivially. An unhealthy person like me who refuses to come to pornography even automatically interprets a more unhealthy joke like "My birds are bigger than this".
But the facts later proved that the death of the whip classmate died on the absence of a bird.
Just talk about him. At the beginning, he got two squid whiskers, and he drove two cars away. Even the thin-skinned portable armor of the classmate Iron Man couldn’t be beaten, and he was wrapped around his body in an instant. Spike killed. Then the iron man classmates also specially ran to the jail to remind him, let him overclock the motherboard. As a result, he escaped from prison and called people proudly and said, "I heard that you overclocked the motherboard cpu and even the graphics card", which made the iron man very nervous. What happened? Still can't even wear other people's armor. As for drones, it’s even more nonsense. Who knows how to do those things? They are manipulated behind the scenes. They don’t even have a satellite map. Just look at a few circles and triangle manipulations, which can make a living. Neither product nor seed, if there is a bird, how about this?
The least kind of thing is that the classmate threw himself on the street twice, but every time he showed his white teeth full of braces and bared his teeth and said, "You lose." Heaven and earth, which eye do you see when someone loses? Ah, what kind of face is needed to say this. You think that just grabbing a toothpick can fill the upper class, so let's take a piss and take a picture of yourself. Narcissism is not so playful. The comrades of the Department of Homeland Security are also very unswerving. The live TV broadcast of the uncle Whiplash being killed in an instant has been widely praised. What face do you have to say that "someone has imitated the ironman's suit and poses a serious threat to the country."
The other villain was even more face-lifting, and told them to be handcuffed and yelled at him. I said you are embarrassed to speak out. Even if you want to leave clues for the sequel, it's not so straightforward.
Facts have proved that two high-tech villains without birds are not as good as an old man. Although they directly plagiarized the technical copycats, at least they even knocked the helmets of the Iron Man classmates flying. What have you accomplished? Again, don't you still stick to the known technology? The iron man classmates invented new elements, and you two are still drooling over the shape of the machine with completely unconstructive opinions. Don’t you know that modern technology, research and development is the most important thing. After all, what is the difference between you and Shanzhai? Do you have to let classmate Tony accomplish the old-fashioned saying "Always be imitated and never surpassed"?
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