You can only make up your mind, don’t believe in certain things~

Shaun 2022-03-16 09:01:01

This is definitely the coolest action movie I have watched in the past two years! ! !

At first I thought it was a healthy movie about youth and inspiration, but when I saw the invincible violent loli appear on the stage, I completely found myself cheated... This TMD is a bloody adrenaline-promoting machine! !

This director is a lolicon, a definite lolicon.
The word "Lolicon" just sounds wretched, but the effect is actually even more wretched-when I saw the little girl at the end of the film carrying a small box and carrying a gun into the final stage, I did not believe that the director had never watched an A+V movie. , Loli's dress is definitely Japanese style, and European and American school uniforms are not like that! ! !

Crazy...

Besides being a lolicon, the director is obviously a game fan... Otherwise it is impossible to shoot that wonderful pseudo CS night vision scene. Loli’s professional headshot technique has caught up with Lao Tzu and me! ! Caught up! ! ! Caught up! ! !

I remember when I was in junior high school, I was fascinated by "City Hunter" for a while, and then I was fascinated by Jin Yong.
In fact, I don't really believe in such flattering statements as "As long as there is chivalry, everyone is a city hunter" or "Everyone is a knight".
Most of us can only sit in front of the TV-sitting in front of the computer screen when podcasts are developed-while watching others be heroes, we also have the addiction to heroic dreams. Or, we are willing to act as spectators, just like the people in the movie when the righteous men are besieged.
This is the reality: we can only be spectators, because this society is not so much "needed" for "knights" or "heroes", as it is "difficult to produce".

It's as if you can still find "Ren Xia" and "Assassin" in "Historical Records", but this kind of people disappeared in later historical books.
So we read novels, read the "knights" in the novels. But all the judges, it's just a novel, a novel, it's pure YY. Brain replenishment is okay, please don't take it seriously.

So how can we become a real hero of the contemporary era? ? ——Forgive me for combining "hero" and "knight" into one.
In fact, ability is second, the key is to have good equipment, and second is a chivalrous heart-the movie itself is an example. Facts have proved that the equipment of 300,000 dollars can definitely fight the miscellaneous soldiers; and the purebred bazooka can handle the boss; if you only buy a bad vulgar cos suit of 99 yuan, what is the end... my generation Caress the chrysanthemum, smiling without saying a word.

PS: I like the animation plots interspersed in the film, it feels very good.

PS: When I see the evil capitalist society, there are scenes where the heroes bleed and shed tears, but they can’t help out... alas! Who told me that people’s social environment is better? Really~~~~

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Extended Reading
  • Ed 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    Really brain-dead, so hot, so cute, so funny

  • Arnulfo 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Little Lolita is great, a good movie

Kick-Ass quotes

  • Mrs. Zane: [From Dave's fantasy where she wears nothing but her bra and underwear, with a seductive tone] Look at me, Dave; Look at me.

  • Dave Lizewski: This is awesome! I look like frickin' Wolverine!