Every house has a bastard

Frederic 2022-03-20 09:01:11

There was a bastard in every house

, and his wife went to visit her grandmother's house last night.
A typical Shanghai citizen's family. Good people, live a kind heart for a lifetime. I insist that every family has a bastard. It is this bastard that makes us love and hate, run away from home, and never forget. Most of these bastards are men—my little family, currently only me and my wife. If you have to find a bastard, I will do my part.
Every time I go to pay a New Year's greetings, I will meet two alcoholics. One is the eldest uncle and the other is the uncle. They could drink more than a catty when they were young. Now I can drink eight taels. In special seasons, such as Chinese New Year, find an excuse to drink a catty.
As you know, they are the bastards of the two families, recognized.
At the same time, they are all Shanghai men. When people think of Shanghai men, they think of Gong Hanlin, who is wearing a bib and a wiping cloth in his hand, playing with delicate skin and tender flesh. Take care of your family, be afraid of your wife, two o'clock on the line, washing and cooking, etc. However, after my personal observation, I came to a conclusion: the world is like a dick. The Northeast men are no different from the Shanghai men. All fragile bastards.

Not only China, but also the United States.
We saw a few American bastards go to Las Vegas to start a journey of pure men. I would say, this is really a very good subject. When I write novels, I drink repeatedly. Anyone can say a few paragraphs about the drunk jokes. However, this story is a bit new. Instead of directly filming drinking, gambling, and prostitution, it uses a technique similar to "Shards of Memory".
It should be said that learning is not bad.
Most decadent people in the world are men, and women rarely experience decadence. They really love life.
In any case, marriage is very cruel to a man. Beautiful or unbeautiful wives, cut off their freedom by raising a knife in their hands. It's not that you are free before you get married, but you will be even less free after you get married. What I mean by "freedom" is not soaring wings and blue freedom, but smoking and drinking, prostitution and gambling, and enjoying loneliness in a man's way.
To be honest, I don't know how to drink, and I don't like to drink, but I like that kind of false atmosphere.
Every time I pick up a wine glass, I can't control myself. It gives you the illusion and the urge to die. Life is not important, I am not important, what is important is that the feeling of this moment is everything at this moment, and a moment wins thousands of years.
"Fuck, come on, brother,
don't care about tomorrow, let him die today!" The reality is rigid, this can be done, and the other can't be done; this can be said, and the other can be said, orderly, clear . Living soberly in the rules every day, only in the drunkenness and dimness, we find that we are so passionate and kind, and we shed tears at every turn. For the past, for the future, for the friends around, and the life to death, I would like to take a few more glances and say a few more words.
It should be said that I am still very restrained. After getting drunk, try not to find a lady, try not to fight, and try not to jump off the building. It's not because I have matured-I hate "mature", mediocrity is mature, and flesh is rotten to be "ripe".
In addition to distressing money, not being able to do anything, and unwilling to cause trouble, there is another most important reason: I can't bear that kind of huge emptiness. After the carnival is lost. When is the best time to commit suicide? It must be sober. You get up from the bushes of life and wake up in someone else's bed. The world is alarming and clear. The sky is gray and your back is cold. Nothing has changed, all you talk is bullshit. He drank a sip of water and immediately vomited it out, sour in tears.
Where to wake up tonight, Yangliu Bank Xiaofeng waning moon. You must not stop when you walk from the wine to the wine, you will be sad if you stop, and there is nowhere to talk.
This Hollywood comedy is fun to film, and it's a lot of fun. But it avoided the emptiness after drinking, and avoided the irresistible heaviness. I seem to hear the director say, telling a joke, brother, don't worry about it!
Yes, if you want to have a heart-to-heart relationship, you should watch "Two Lonely Hearts", "A Life With Wine" and so on.
In order to honor our uncle and uncle, we bought foreign wines. They said that foreign wine is good, but foreign wine is indeed good! In fact, I know in my heart that they are not used to drinking this stuff. They simply believe that imported things are good things.
My stomach hurts, I didn't drink, I just watched.
Amidst the smoke, the two elders were talking about the truth and lies. Uncle drank too much. In order to show that he was good to me, he took off the "Omega" watch in his hand and insisted on putting it on me. I won't accept it. He scolded me as an asshole, despised him, and never come back again! I had to accept it.
But, uncle, when I leave, how do you bastard tell your aunt?

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  • Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.

    [to himself]

    Phil Wenneck: I should have been a fucking cop.

  • Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you.

    Melissa: Fuck off!

    Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.

    Melissa: Suck my dick.

    Alan Garner: No, thank you.