"Avatar": After thinking for a long time, I'll stay on the earth

Maximillian 2022-03-20 09:01:06

With the appearance of the final subtitles, I stood under the huge 21-meter-high and 27-meter-wide screen of the China Film Museum, looking up at the floating mountain still floating on the screen from a 70-degree angle of view, and fell into contemplation: this movie How much electricity does it cost!

Don't show contempt for my embarrassing contemplation. On Pandora, there will be no such doubts. Because it is such a natural and environmentally friendly planet, there will never be electricity coal shortage and air pollution. There are very beautiful landscape lighting, fire trees and silver flowers, which are extremely gorgeous, but they are all natural and do not need electricity. They don't even need street lights. The flowers, plants and trees are all bright. Wherever they step on, there will be green light on the ground, enough to see the road under them.
If you think this is not enough to explain the problem, then we can look at this sustainable planet from the aspects of housing, transportation, medical care, etc.

They live in a huge tree, there are no commercial houses, but collectively distribute hammocks, everyone sleeps at ease at night, no need to count how many loans have not been repaid. Their transportation is also very three-dimensional. If you can tame a group of six-legged horses, it will become your majestic mount. If you don’t like ground transportation and are not afraid of heights, then you can choose a thunderwing beast. The big bird comes to ride, and its performance is definitely not inferior to the J-10. Most importantly, these do not need to spend money, just adopt them. And once you choose to stay with you for life, your loyalty is very high. As for medical treatment, it is also publicly funded. If you are seriously ill, you will be stripped and put under the soul tree. Under the leadership of a DJ, everyone sits on the ground and shakes your body for you, shouting in unison, and you will recover.

If you are a man, there is another thing about this planet that is very attractive to you, that is, the girls here are also very environmentally friendly. They definitely don’t wear too much fur and fabrics. Except for a three-point cover, they are almost naked and have the same figure as a famous model on the earth. Sexy and tall.

For such an environmentally friendly and high-welfare planet, developers and demolition offices on the earth use the most brutal means to expropriate land to meet their needs. This is really an infuriating thing. But the weapons of the people on earth are still very powerful, which makes the Na'wei people who pay attention to harmony helpless. Fortunately, a few people on Earth rebelled and took the humans and animals on this planet to counterattack, and finally won by luck.

It’s time to comment on the movie: Except for this final victory, which makes people feel a bit far-fetched and clichéd, everything else is complete. It should be convex and warped, especially the visual effects, even perfect. . Because I have never been fond of foreigners, but I must be honest. Therefore, if you have to use the commercial blockbusters in recent years as a reference to illustrate the height of Avatar, it will be more difficult. But I will reluctantly make an analogy:

Cameron took a step in 12 years, and our domestic director can take a step in one year. The difference is that every step Cameron will set up a monument in the history of film; and some of our directors will pull a poop every step, sometimes it is green, it is the same color as a green bamboo forest, sometimes It is yellow, just like golden armor, sometimes it is red, green and yellow, like three bullets.

Let's return to the question of habitability on Pandora. Although there are so many benefits of this planet mentioned above, I still hesitate. As a result, I haven't climbed a tree for a long time, and maybe I can't take care of myself living in the tree. Secondly, although it doesn't cost money, both horse training and big bird training are more life-threatening things. At my age, it may not work anymore, not to mention a little fear of heights. Thirdly, although Pandora's girls are sexy, I still have reservations about the appearance of their faces and the stretchable ears. Although it is far better than the female orangutan in "Planet of the Apes", she has adapted a little bit after watching it for two hours, but it is still difficult to change the aesthetics of many years.

So, after meditation for a long time, I decided to stay on the earth, holding the earth girl’s hand, going home to wash and sleep.

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Avatar quotes

  • Jake Sully: [collector's extended cut] You want a fair deal? You're on the wrong planet. The strong prey on the weak, it's just the way things are. And nobody does a damned thing.

  • Corporal Lyle Wainfleet: [seeing Jake in a wheelchair] Aww, man, that is just wrong.