1. Germany loves shamelessly. The poster says that it will be officially released on December 17th, but there is still an early premiere on December 16th. I ordered 3 times excitedly, and finally succeeded for the third time. The ticket price is 11 Euros, plus 0.5 Euros purchased in advance, so the total price is 11.5 Euros. Last night, I took the pick-up number and went to the self-service machine to pick up the ticket. When I looked at the ticket price, it turned out to be 10 euros. My heart hurts, I thought, this one fell too fast, right? It’s almost catching up with the Chinese stock market!
2. It’s still the same as the last time I watched the movie. Fortunately, this advertisement is better than last time. The most funny thing is the paypal advertisement. A strong bass said that he has a swine flu, stay at home and choose to shop online, and then said shyly, choose paypal to pay. Shy
3. Since it is a 3d movie, wear it The glasses are still disposable. At that time, Lao Huang's hand that had touched the popcorn accidentally touched the surface of the mirror, and when he put it on, it looked hazy, like a mosaic. So I secretly thought that 3d is destined to have a huge market, and Japan should have the courage to try this aspect. Anyway, they don't lack indoor action film actors. How to make it into 3d, then how to be immersive!
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4. The first thing that attracted me to the movie was the virtual screen in the camp. In the video shared crazily in the school a few months ago, it seemed to be a masturbation, giving up his job, and spent a few years making a NB video. Compared with the scenes that can be seen everywhere in the movie, it is simply that the little virgin Man Sao meets the experienced man. I accidentally whispered, Director, you are such a booze, what should you do about the sex life of a cow? (Corresponding to the title naughty)
5. The male protagonist successfully transformed into a tall and strong man. He was so excited that he had forgotten that the evolution was not complete. The little tail twisted, and I silently exclaimed in my heart that the girls will be disappointed. shy
6. Take a closer look, whether it is a male pig’s foot or a female pig’s foot, there is a common phenomenon: shaved beard, armpit hair, chest hair, hand hair, and pubic hair are shaved. I shaved my legs, shaved my eyebrows-huh, this one really doesn't, it won't look good if it is shaved. They walked around in front of my eyes wearing T-shirts that felt explosive. Is this the sexual fantasies of those tech nerds? Fortunately, it is computer-synthesized. If it is a real-life actor, if it is exposed to hair, wouldn't it be Hengyuanxiang itchy?
7. There is a kind of magical flower in the movie, which is flying in the air like a dandelion, and it also glows with fluorescence. It is because of this flower that the female pig's feet have changed their views on the male pig's feet. Not only did I sigh, it's really hard to be a man nowadays. The man in "2012" needs to drive a car to fly a plane, and the man in "Avatar" needs to have a good relationship with flowers and plants first.
8. Further observation, it is found that except for the fashion trend in Article 6, all the aliens are painted with fluorescent makeup. What? What? You said Faye Wong's smoky makeup? That was the almanac more than ten years ago. Fluorescent makeup is now popular. Well, the best T-shirts are also fluorescent and shy.
9. The movie is more than 160 minutes long, and naturally there is an intermission. Before the intermission, the audience is the most embarrassed time-drinking too many drinks, but it is The happiest time of male pig’s feet, in reality, his hair and beard are full of beards, and he tends to be in line with Grandpa Marx. The male pig’s feet in the incarnation have gradually mastered the language, culture and physical skills of aliens (huh, I don’t have that Meaning, don't think about it crooked.). After that, the male pig's feet have to look for his mount, which is the kind of large flying cock with his hair inserted and controlled by the owner-囧, a typo, it should be a flying bird. When the male pig's feet found his bird, he flew with the heroine. I thought at the time, Uncle Jin Yong should be anxious, isn't this copying the scenes in "The Legend of Condor Heroes"? Gu Tianle and Li Ruotong, and the flying eagle. What a wonderful childhood Hong Kong movie martial arts era. Digress. . .
10. Everyone is a diet man and woman, and the male and female pig's feet in nature movies are no exception. The two of them started their first time after everyone's intermission. The first time I went to a place where a male pig's foot had never been, and stepped on that foot, the place where it was stepped on was fluorescent, and the branches of the tree turned out to be fluorescent. It seems that the director is quite obsessed with fluorescent. The female pig’s feet ask the male pig’s feet, what is this female, how the female is doing nothing, or the male pig’s feet laugh directly
11. This paragraph is going to be crossed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (This movie is also full of unrequited love between brothers and sisters like Meng Meng Qiongyao’s aunt. Female pig’s feet are holding the hands of male pig’s feet and seen by the older brother of female pigs’ feet. The screen is full of more vinegar than Zhenjiang vinegar. Sour smell. I thought with pity, should the crowds onlookers wear a bottle of alkaline water to neutralize it?) This paragraph is going to be crossed! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
(After reminding everyone, the correction is now as follows, the man is the heroine's fiancé!)
12. Forgot to say that when the male pig's foot has a mount, a group of people play tricks aggressively. I really want to sigh, not including them in the parade flight team is a waste of talent.
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13. It should be said that the second half of the movie is extremely compact. Sometimes I really doubt whether the director is an anti-war faction. If you are interested in children's shoes, you can search for relevant information. At least when everyone saw the first destruction of the alien's homeland, the whole quiet movie theater, you could hear the faint weeping sound, affected by the atmosphere, Lao Huang was a little embarrassed.
14. Judging from the content of the story, it is quite clichéd, but the realistic pictures and the extra points of 3d make people forget that both male and female pig's feet are just virtual, and the audience is immersed in the movie. When I saw the final battle, I wished it was not a movie, but a game, and then I could use the mouse and keyboard to fight back frantically against the hateful humans.
15. At the end of the story, the male pig's feet said, this is the last time I have come to this place, and then it is my birthday, a rebirth, like a young boy who has grown up, vaguely revealing a new hope after despair. I can't help but think of the director's "Titanic". Two movies, the same director, the male pig's feet are called Jack.
I always remember the last ending of "Titanic", Rose slowly walked into the hall with lingering lights and shadows, climbing up the stairs, and seeing a smiling face looking at her, perhaps a phantom. Twelve years ago, Jack didn't wake up, his body seemed to be plunged into icy cotton candy, he didn't struggle, said goodbye, didn't smile at her again.
Twelve years later, the man named Jack appeared on the large screen again. The youth was still there, but the story changed.
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