Why do you like "The Hangover"-talk about my three drunken embarrassments

The first thing is that after graduating from university, I eat at a restaurant next to the school. The restaurant has two doors, one through the school and the other outside the school. Outside is the Kunyu River that flows out of the Summer Palace. I mixed up with liquor and beer, and of course I was drunk. Then I went back to school after drinking. I somehow walked out of school by myself and walked along the river. I guess I wanted to find a way back to school. This section was a blank for amnesia. When the memory began, I suddenly saw a brightly lit shopping mall in front of me. It was the Century Jinyuan Building next to the Changchun Bridge. When I saw it was broken, I turned around and walked back immediately. What is depressing is that I have arrived on the other side of the river, which is the south bank of Kunyu River. I walked back and forth, feeling that after walking for a long time, I haven't found a bridge across the river—there is indeed a bridge. I was very anxious, so I just wanted to swim over. Just go up and down the steps to the river. Fortunately, I just got to the river bank, and when I looked up, I found that the bridge was in front of me, so I immediately climbed up and crossed the bridge. When I woke up the next day, I was really scared, because I would do two tricks, and I was so drunk at the time, I guess I jumped into the river and immediately overwhelmed. I can imagine the headline news in the Beijing newspaper the next day: a big student from a university in the capital failed to find a job and committed suicide, etc. There are supplements to that memory gap, all others told me. A buddy in the class called me on my cell phone and said that I was drunk, so I went to the restaurant to continue drinking. I told him that I was catching a "mandarin duck" by the river. He even came out to look for me. Of course he didn't find it. I was almost walking to the Summer Palace. The girl I have a crush on told me that I would call her and ask her to come out and talk, she said she was already asleep, and told me to go back to sleep quickly, "Go to bed and lie down", and I said you have to lie down with me She just went to bed and said she was fine. I guess I had fun at that time, otherwise I wouldn't be so anxious to find a way to jump into the river.
The second thing happened not long ago. I shared a rent with a colleague, and his girlfriend came one night, and it happened that I was drinking outside and lost my memory. The following is what he and his girlfriend told me. At 9 o’clock that evening, I came back from a drink and they were watching TV in the living room. I talked to his girlfriend for a while, boasting, "We drank 5 catties of pork today", and then I drank some water and went to bed. . At about 11 o'clock, I was awakened by urine and went to the toilet. His girlfriend happened to be taking a shower, so I opened the door without saying a word. My colleague's eyes were stunned by his hands, he turned me around and pushed me back to my room. I guess I thought I was in the bathroom, so I took it for granted and started booing. Colleagues can't stop them now, so you can't pinch me. Had to help me mopping the floor very depressed. He was even more depressed the next day, when I got up and found that my phone and wallet were gone, I ran to the door of his room and wanted to ask him who helped me take off my clothes last night. I kicked the door open and found that the young couple were talking to each other. Snuggling. I was embarrassed because I only wore a pair of underwear, so I immediately apologized and closed the door. He was furious and asked me why I went in without knocking. I said I didn't know that your girlfriend was here, and we are usually so casual. He can't laugh or cry, numb you even chatted with my girlfriend last night. I really forgot.
The third thing was that the unit held a celebration banquet at noon after the end of the Olympic Games last year. At the beginning, I drank red wine. I rely on it. There are more than 100 bottles. I usually drink it myself. As if taking advantage of it, he started to drink special drinks, a sip of a goblet, and quickly drank two bottles. I wasn't drunk at that time, but I felt distressed if I continued to drink. It's expensive, so let's drink beer. This indulgence made him completely drunk. I woke up at night and found that I was already in bed. Quickly ask my colleague how he got back. He said that we came back in the chief's car, and we still had a fucking bite in the car. He couldn't hold it no matter what, because the chief drank too much. I called another colleague who had a car and asked him why he didn’t bring me back. He said he called me in the garage to urge me to leave, and I replied "We are proceeding slowly and nervously." Let him get out.

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