N benefits of a vampire boyfriend

Rogelio 2022-03-20 09:01:07


1. You can fly over the walls and watch countless wonderful landscapes when you are on your private jet.
2. You can sleep endlessly, be your human pillow, and use gentleness to resolve your nightmares.
3. You can hunt for food on your own and save your household.
4. It can artificially bleed kitchen ingredients such as chickens and ducks to improve housework efficiency.
5. In summer, it is a natural ice pack, which can stimulate girlfriend's desire for protection in winter.
6. Both parties are in love and stop at ceremony. Plato's spiritual love is so beautiful.
7. Not only will you keep your youth forever, but if you like, you can also make your girlfriend's face forever.
8. The ultimate speed, power and mind-reading ability can have countless practical or entertaining effects. It will be absolute NO whether it is a world hero, ghost world 007, kitchen master, sportsman, magician, etc. 1

Well, a small problem, their MS cannot reproduce offspring. However, this defect can be remedied technically.
Personal opinion: You can use artificial insemination to make a girlfriend who is not a vampire conceive and have a child, and then turn the child into a little vampire~~~~~~~~

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Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.

    Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?

    Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.

    Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.

    Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.

    Charlie Swan: He is?

    Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.

    Charlie Swan: Alright,

    [cocks gun]

    Charlie Swan: bring him in.

    Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.

    [Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]

  • Isabella Swan: Do you do this a lot?

    Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating.