N benefits of a vampire boyfriend

Rogelio 2022-03-20 09:01:07


1. You can fly over the walls and watch countless wonderful landscapes when you are on your private jet.
2. You can sleep endlessly, be your human pillow, and use gentleness to resolve your nightmares.
3. You can hunt for food on your own and save your household.
4. It can artificially bleed kitchen ingredients such as chickens and ducks to improve housework efficiency.
5. In summer, it is a natural ice pack, which can stimulate girlfriend's desire for protection in winter.
6. Both parties are in love and stop at ceremony. Plato's spiritual love is so beautiful.
7. Not only will you keep your youth forever, but if you like, you can also make your girlfriend's face forever.
8. The ultimate speed, power and mind-reading ability can have countless practical or entertaining effects. It will be absolute NO whether it is a world hero, ghost world 007, kitchen master, sportsman, magician, etc. 1

Well, a small problem, their MS cannot reproduce offspring. However, this defect can be remedied technically.
Personal opinion: You can use artificial insemination to make a girlfriend who is not a vampire conceive and have a child, and then turn the child into a little vampire~~~~~~~~

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  • Antonio 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    These vampires are better than people: handsome men and beautiful women, no need to sleep at night, flying around, fixed at the age of 17, protect the natural environment, have good moral pursuits, and have a delicate emotional life. I cut it, it's better to be a vegetarian vampire...

  • Kyleigh 2022-04-24 07:01:01

    Actually, I don't like watching Twilight very much. I always feel a little violent. It seems that I am suitable for watching romantic movies. When I grow up, my ability to accept becomes worse.

Twilight quotes

  • James: You're alone... because you're faster than the others. But not stronger...

    Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you.

  • Edward Cullen: Uh, yeah this is my room.

    Isabella Swan: ...No bed?

    Edward Cullen: Ah no i don't, i don't sleep.

    Isabella Swan: Ever?

    Edward Cullen: No, not at all.

    Isabella Swan: Ok, hmmm, boy you have so much music, what were you listening to.

    Edward Cullen: It's Debussy.

    Isabella Swan: Clair de Lune is great.

    Edward Cullen: [Edward spins Isabella around and she gives him a look] What?

    Isabella Swan: I can't dance.

    Edward Cullen: [laughs]

    Isabella Swan: ...

    Edward Cullen: Hmm... Well, I could always make you.

    Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.

    Edward Cullen: [laughs] Well you really shouldn't have said that.

    Edward Cullen: [he jumps out his bedroom window and lands on a tree] You better hold on tight spidermonkey!

    Edward Cullen: [he climbs up tree]

    Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?

    Isabella Swan: In theory.

    Edward Cullen: Then close your eyes.

    Edward Cullen: [Jumps to next tree and climbs to top]

    Edward Cullen: [Bella gasps] What?

    Isabella Swan: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist.

    Edward Cullen: It does in my world.