I have watched more than N seasons on TV and downloaded the first ten movie versions. Therefore, when the eleventh movie was released to great acclaim last month, I was very excited, but also a little bit more hesitant to get closer to hometown.
I came to the theater early, and just after the last show was playing subtitles, I picked the best seat. After sitting for ten minutes, waiting for the long subtitles to finish, the two came in to clean up and blasted me out. They had to run to see the beginning of "UP". The white cloud and the stork were so funny-but it was not here for a long time. The topic (just like this film review I wrote). I was worried that my throne would be taken first, so I didn't even watch "UP" and went to the door of the 18th theater to stand firm.
Many people came one after another, and they felt that their stiff strategy was correct. As soon as the door was opened, the dog was released...well, it was the gate. I was the first to rush in, to reach the emperor's throne that I had aimed at at the beginning, and wait two hours for ecstasy.
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After two and a half hours, I finished watching and walked out of the theater in a daze.
Is it because I can't keep up with the times, or are there no expectations these days? Where did the ideals of the extraterrestrial zenith star in "STAR TREK" that are so fraternity and PUSSY value so irrespective of race and gender?
Yes, ZACHARY's appearance is very ZUN, Simon is as funny as always, ANTON has a humorous accent, John Zhou is strong, and Chris has sex with a green woman... These elements are very entertaining; hyper-speed transmission, black hole theory, and The singularity (well, is it JI point or QI point, this is a question) are very popular science... Of course, of course, the most commendable is the super CG created by Industrial Light & Magic. Under the IMAX dome screen, the wife is too spectacular Yes, there is also a 1200WATT stereo...
But, how do I look like it is a nonsense story about a red-necked prodigal from Iowa returning to save the earth? There are too many movies like Hollywood. Starting from Tom Cruise in "Rising Clouds", there have been such genius teenagers who have caused trouble. The only difference this time is that he did not get the female number one in his hands, but he is still idiots everywhere. , Even his hands were beaten and swollen by drugs, but I didn't forget to wink with the female nurse.
It’s not an otaku like SPOCK. He hasn’t read the book well. He is really better than anyone else, just because his father is so awesome? Intuition is better than logic, so nymphomaniac is better than bangs? "STAR TREK" is not "Battlestar", there is not so much scientific uselessness. The real "STAR TREK" is humanistic, rigorous and precise.
All the key plots are too easy: SPOCK easily handed over the captain position, KIRK easily got it; the big red ball was easily snatched by SPOCK; Captain Nero was easily defeated. The whole thing is easy, if a planet is destroyed, is there such a big movement? The Alliance sent three ships to fetch soy sauce. I really don’t understand why he made a death star in "Star Wars"?
All the background has been deleted too much, the branches and vines are gone, and the intricate interstellar space has become a smooth telephone pole. It depends on KIRK climbing up and down alone. He also talked about the troubles of his growth for two hours. Ugh.
This is JJ's "Star Trek", not my "Star Trek".
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