Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend

Ophelia 2022-03-20 09:01:07

The sentence in the title could not be more appropriate to evaluate this movie. In the past weekend, I was fortunate enough to accumulate enough quiet mood to watch a movie again. So I picked such a weird translation-"Twilight". This name has aroused my endless reverie.

However, all the highlights of this movie are limited to this place. The following is a summary of the serious spoiler story:

In a small town with a population of only 3,000, the darkest and humid place in the United States, thick rain clouds float all year round. In such a romantic place, there is a handsome guy wandering around. This handsome blond guy is a vegetarian, has handsome brothers and sisters, and because he is too handsome, he is still single, wearing a stand-collar coat, pale face, the color of his pupils can be between pure black and golden bronze Switch between, the skin will reflect diamond-like light in the sun. Never sleep, there is also a room full of records with sad scenery, at least dozens of academic titles and breathtaking car skills. In addition, can read everyone's thoughts (except his own sweetheart). Not to mention, this handsome guy also has the speed of a leopard, the strength of a bear, the agility of a cat, and the head of a pig... Of course, he also has the name of a vampire, which is used to add some gothic horror charm to himself; the petty personality with a serious tendency to be abused is used to inspire the love of rotten girls; and the immortal body, so His age is enough to conquer all the uncles.

The above introduction may be too wordy, let’s extract some key words: handsome, blond, pale face, black and golden pupils, shiny skin, small comfort, vegetarian, high-end music lovers, dozens of them Academic title, dazzling car skills, mind reading, Gothic, stand-collar coat, sad room, leopard's speed, bear's power, cat's agility, pig's head, immortal vampire.

To be honest, can a girl propose a more perfect image of the person in her dreams? No more, no more. This is the handsome guy in the legend! Then the handsome guy finally stepped on the shit, hit the telephone pole, and turned into an obsessive line-hopelessly in love with a girl with almost perfect beautiful eyebrows. Then he trudged the mountains and rivers for this girl-taking this girl to the off-travel, to see the wonderful scenery that can let you rediscover the world. Standing in front of the bed foolishly every night. I have always been polite to the girl. Born to death-Fighting desperately with your own high-level kind, not afraid of death, and ultimately defeating evil, lovers will eventually become family members.

But really, for a serious heterosexual person like me, if it weren't for the girl's beautiful eyebrows and the humid scenery that made me love. I definitely give two stars.

Finally, I would like to send you a word to the girls who are going to watch this movie-Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend...


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Extended Reading
  • Consuelo 2022-03-23 09:01:07

    Are all vampires so handsome? I think I was looking at them.

  • Consuelo 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    How could anyone like it, the mentally retarded plot, the inexplicable love, the funny look... One star is too much...

Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Who are they?

    Angela Weber: The Cullens.

    Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

    Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

    Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

  • Angela Weber: Smile!

    [camera clicks]

    Isabella Swan: Okay.

    Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature

    Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!

    Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...

    Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.

    Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...

    Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.

    Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...

    Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?

    Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.

    Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.

    Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".

    Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.

    Angela Weber: Totally.