To Sheldon

How can I describe you? A tall and thin body, in Penny's words, a bit like a praying mantis. It is not very long. I didn't notice you at the beginning. You and Lenard appeared together, one tall and one short. Fat and thin, I only noticed the comic effect brought by this contrast. Lenard always stands in the front, his EQ is relatively high compared to you, and he can communicate with people normally, although there are often embarrassments, and you always stand behind him at a loss, silent or It is an inappropriate interjection that makes people dumbfounded. Later Howard and Raj appeared. A Jew and an Indian. I admit that the Indians are somewhat prejudiced. They may have been influenced by people around them when they were in the UK. So although Raj is the most handsome and most in line with the aesthetic standards of Asians , I still have no interest in him. Howard’s hairstyle reminds me of the Beatles in the 1960s, a typical Jewish face, the same Clumsy, although he looks the most glib, he always tries his best to show off his self-professed social skills, and has repeatedly failed. , But not discouraged. Although I admire his positive and optimistic spirit, he always reminds me of the clowns in dramas. Unfortunately, he is not the type I like.

Men who say that they don't like women are fatally attractive to women. This may be the first reason why you are attracted to me. Some people say that you are gay, I have to say that they are the heart of a villain. How can a layman like them understand your purity and innocence? In your eyes, there is no difference between men and women, only the difference between friends and non-friends. Even the number of friends is fixed, only four. This is the maximum amount of interpersonal relationships you can grasp, so when you make friends When you are a new friend, you must find a way to get rid of an old one to maintain balance. Fair enough, isn't it? I also like your perfectionist obsession with cleanliness and order. With fixed recipes, fixed work, and fixed entertainment every day, seven days a week, he couldn't bear the chaos in Penny's room, so that he could sneak into Penny's house at night and put everything in order before he could go back to sleep peacefully. I also like that you are always dressed in a style. The long-sleeved T-shirt is covered with a short-sleeved T-shirt of different colors, which suits you perfectly. The color combination is also very eye-catching. There is also a pattern on the T-shirt, Superman, The Flash are all cartoon characters you like. You are a genius among geniuses. Your IQ of 186 makes other people willing to bow down, and your near-zero EQ almost collapses the people around you. Fortunately, they all have a generous mind and kind heart.

Dear Sheldon, I like you so much, and I am willing to let you clean my room and wear the same T-shirt as you. I think I am smarter than Penny, cuter than Lenard, humble than Howard, funnier than Raj, I am willing to take the risk With the huge risk of being driven mad, be friends with you, I don’t know what you think?

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