The shame of the vampire family!

Ernie 2022-03-20 09:01:07

If you give the twilight part a name, it can be called "Introduction to Vampire Life". However, as a former vampire fan, I have to say that the vampire in it is too unbeautiful! Too simple and rude! It is indeed the lowest-level vampire in all movies of the same category. . . . .
Speaking of vampire, the first thing that comes to mind is pale, graceful, and pathologically beautiful. If they live in the modern age, they also follow the Hedi slimane route.
This film is good. No male pig family can be called beautiful, and the male pig has a ecstasy Xiaoxin with short eyebrows and a flat nose and generous chin. . . . . It's not that two pounds of flour on your face can be called pale and beautiful. . . .
Elegance is even more difficult to find in the film. The male pig's favorite thing to do is to jump up and down like a monkey, sensationalize the hostess like a dog, and stare at him by the way. . . The biggest breakdown is the duel between vampires-the two stretched their faces like dogs and made a "heavy" sound. . . . Damn, saying that this is a werewolf insulting a wolf. . . . Elegant. . . . . . The reputation of the dark night nobleman accumulated by the vampires for thousands of years was so ruined. . . .
There is also a declaration of vegetarianism. . . . Why is MR. Cullen also a doctor? I wonder if there is something called a plasma bag in the human world. Can vampires call him-frozen food?
Alas, in short, there are too many vampires in this story, but the image set for vampires is too rough and low-level. . . .
Not to mention the part about flirting with food. . . . .
It sucks. . . .

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Extended Reading
  • Dedrick 2021-10-20 19:00:10

    Popcorn love between vampires and humans. Have I found you? Flightless bird, jealous, weeping... Or lost you? The episode "Flightless Bird, American Mouth" sounds nice.

  • Ernestina 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Someone explain to me why it is so popular in school?

Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Who are they?

    Angela Weber: The Cullens.

    Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

    Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

    Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

  • Angela Weber: Smile!

    [camera clicks]

    Isabella Swan: Okay.

    Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature

    Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!

    Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...

    Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.

    Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...

    Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.

    Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...

    Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?

    Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.

    Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.

    Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".

    Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.

    Angela Weber: Totally.