"300" Persians, have you forgotten that the Greeks are all saints?

Brady 2022-03-21 09:01:11

It is said that Xerxes I, the king of Persia (Xerxes I) suddenly wanted to play in the mud, and heard that the Spartans were digging wells in the country, so he happily sent a handsome messenger to take the head of the Greek king to exchange and dig it out. Soil and water.

Who knows that Spartan King Li Ao you (Leonidas) was just because he couldn't get water from the well, so he kicked the handsome messengers to the bottom of the well to sacrifice to the Dragon King.

As a result, this action hurt the petite heart of the glamorous king Xerxish, so he hulled over a million people to form a fan support team to Greece for theory.

It happened that at this time, Master Li Ao was taking 299 spartan hunks in the hot springs by the sea, and happened to see the Persians busy copying and pasting their warships with the mouse, so 300 people shouted together to ask God to let the Persians use their computers. Blue screen.

And Xerxish fell in love with Li Ao according to the rules of Korean drama. Master Li Ao said, "I want you!" Master Li Ao said, "Don't die!" After that, he took a bite of the apple, took out the death note and started copying the Persian nickname.

Then the two sides started fighting, but the 300 people of your master Li Ao are all saints of the Greek sanctuary! Naturally, the protagonist will not die Dafa.

After killing Persian rhinos, elephants, wizards, transforming people and Japanese ninjas, the director felt that if the movie was not allowed to end, the audience would sleep until the next century, so he arranged for the bell ringer of Notre Dame de Paris to jump out. Frightened the audience, and then took an arrow bath for the strong Spartan man in the same way that Qin Jun treated Jet Li. The role of Arrow Rain is the same as that of Queen Sparta’s two dedicated dedications in the play, which is to find a way to keep the audience from falling asleep.

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  • Spartan King Leonidas: A new age has begun, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.

  • Spartan King Leonidas: Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.