Don't panic when you encounter zombies, remember the four rules of survival.

Ole 2022-03-19 09:01:02

The male lead Curly is an otaku who plays Warcraft in the dormitory all day long

The ideal is to be able to soak in the girl next door to take home

this day

Curly, as always, sipping Coke while show operation

Suddenly there was a rapid knock on the door outside

It was the girl next door who knocked on the door

Sister comes in as a hug

Curly is stunned while enjoying the hug

It turns out that the girl just got attacked by a tramp

And was bitten by him

But these are not important for curls

The important thing is the girl who leaned on him and fell asleep

But he never expected

The girl turned into a zombie when she woke up

Curly jumped off the sofa and ran

The girl who turned into a zombie chased the curly hair all over the house

Finally curl up the toilet lid

Gave the girl a head blow

First blood

Since that day

The world has changed

Large numbers of zombies are everywhere

In this kind of environment

Curly but survived

And the reason why he survived

Can't do without these few rules that I summarized

Don’t panic when encountering zombies, remember the following four rules of survival

Article 1

Keep aerobic exercise. Obviously, when a zombie comes, the fat man will die first

Article 2

Learn to make up the knife, otherwise you may no longer have the opportunity to make up the knife

Article 3

Stay vigilant, even if it’s a large size, be careful of zombies crawling in

Article 4

You must fasten your seat belt while driving

Curly heads towards P city

Because his parents live there

Suddenly a club car approached him

Curly panic

Do zombies all drive?

A brawny man walking down the car

The two confronted each other with guns

Don't look at the curly hair is quite calm

Even with a gun in hand, my heart is still shaking

The two stood in a stalemate for a while

The brawny man thought he was sensible and decided to take a ride

In this way, Curly has his first teammate

Along the way

Two people have wine and stories

Talking about the past and thinking about the future

Although Da Zhuang is a tough guy

But he has a hobby that doesn’t suit tough guys

Eat layered cake

In order to eat the layer cake

Da Zhuang came to the supermarket with Curly

Playing guitar in the supermarket to lead out zombies

One two three

Da Zhuang successfully won the triple kill (triple kill)

In the process of looking for a layered cake

Suddenly a girl ran out

Curly saw that a living person is still a girl

Eyes straightened

Girls ask them for help

Curly and Da Zhuang followed the girl to the warehouse

The girl is called Xiaomei

Xiaomei's sister is called Xiaoshitou

Was just attacked by a zombie

Little stone has only one wish

That is when it becomes a zombie

Hoping to be shot and killed by them

Looking at the poor little stone

Curly hesitated

Had to delegate this heavy task to Da Zhuang

Just when Da Zhuang was about to shoot

Xiaomei suddenly decided to do it herself

I took my sister's life with my own hands

Da Zhuang can't think of it

After confirming that the gun has bullets, Xiaomei

Turn around and aim the muzzle at the big bull

The little stone that was still raining in Ewha just now

But he picked up the gun and pointed it at Curly

original

Curly and Da Zhuang were fooled by this sister flower

Not only cheated the weapon

Drove the car away

But the sky is endless

Not long after they walked out of the supermarket

A Hummer was found on the side of the road

There is a cloth bag behind the car

Two people open the cloth bag

It's all guns and ammunition inside

The two continue to set off looking for the layer cake

On the way to the next supermarket

They saw the club car that was cheated away

Da Zhuang keeps the curls in place

Take a gun and take a look

The strange thing is that there is no one in the car

No supplies

Wait until Da Zhuang is back in the car

But found that Curly Hair was hijacked by a small stone again

She made Curly Hair to press the horn

After hearing the horn, Xiao Mei walked out with a gun from the side of the road

Said helplessly to Curly

"Silly goose"

Xiaomei is afraid that the car that came back from the robbery will break down again

So let Curly and Da Zhuang go the same way

The road after

The feelings of this group of people get along

Started to ease down

Drove for a few days in a row

This group decided to find a place to rest

They came to hollywood

In front of the zombie

Got a map

Follow the map to find a star's home

This mansion is like a palace

And there is no trace of being invaded by zombies

Just when they are enjoying it all

The zombies rushed towards Da Zhuang

Dazhuang

Because this zombie is his favorite star

But Xiaomei can't take care of that much

After one club goes down

The zombie screamed

It's not called

Turns out he is not dead

Since the outbreak of the zombie virus

But it suffocated him

He enjoys the fun of the performance

So pretended to be a zombie

After a bit of greeting, I learned

There are two more people upstairs

So he decided to prank again

So there is the most dramatic scene in the whole movie

Curly picked up the gun directly

Shot without hesitation

So the star finally killed himself

A few people who can't get through

After holding a funeral for him

So they were drinking and chatting together

They all lived in this mansion for the next few days

Curly and Xiaomei's relationship heats up rapidly

Curly almost got her wish and kissed Xiaomei

But he was upset by Da Zhuang

Early next morning

Xiaomei drove away the Hummer with the little stone

Leave the curls and the big ones behind

Little Stone has always had a wish

Just go to the playground

Xiaomei decided to meet her tonight

Take her to the playground

Turn on all the switches

Suddenly the entire playground is operational

But at the same time

Zombies who hear sounds around

All came together

Just when the sisters were heartless and playing with the pirate ship

They found out

Hordes of zombies rushed to them

The sisters ran back to the car again

But the car windows were broken by zombies

And the abandoned curls

Because I like Xiaomei

Determined to find Xiao Mei and Xiao Shi

obviously

Da Zhuang despises this dog licking behavior

But I saw the curls that even motorcycles can ride over

Da Zhuang admits his fate, who calls himself a good teammate

I had to go with Curly

The sisters are facing groups of zombies

Because there are too many zombies

Little beauty strikes

Pulled a little stone and sat on the elevator ladder

Watching the crowds of zombies on the ground

Little stone felt instantly

The amusement park is not fragrant anymore

To prevent the ladder from landing

Break the switch of the ladder with a gun at the highest point

The ladder stopped at the highest point

In the distance

Da Zhuang saw the brightly lit playground

Guess the sisters are in danger

Rush to the playground without hesitation

Da Zhuang makes noise to attract zombies

Curly took the opportunity to save people

Da Zhuang rides the roller coaster while hitting the zombies

One hit, one accurate

Then attracted the zombies outside the hut

Close the doors and windows

Staged double gun Li Xiangyang

A crazy shot

All the zombies have been killed

at the same time

Curly rushed to the bottom of the ladder

But was blocked by a clown zombie

Curly hesitated

I looked at Xiaomei on the ladder

Decided not to persuade

Pick up the big hammer next to it

Killed the clown zombies

Successfully rescued the sisters

And successfully kissed Xiaomei

After defeating all the zombies

I found this place actually has a layer cake

But I accidentally blown it up

When the disappointed curly hair and the strong come out

But found that the car was started by the sisters again

I thought I would be abandoned again

Fortunately, Xiaomeisha stopped the car

Little Stone also helped Da Zhuang get a layer cake

In the big and satisfied expression

The movie ends here

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Zombieland quotes

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  • Columbus: It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.