A group of humans with negative IQs and a monster with an explosive IQ

Elbert 2021-10-13 13:06:55

This movie is a perfect interpretation of death if you don’t die. The villain—the dragon set—cannon fodder—and even the protagonist are lowering the IQ of the entire movie theater. Let me list the mentally handicapped behaviors of this movie.
1. The hybrid dragons have cracked the glass, and they dare to chat casually behind the glass;
2. There is no heat sensor signal, not the first time to confirm the location of the tracker, but to send someone in to see the scratches;
3. The pig ran away I took things and got dragged down... Do you want to get them caught and put them up?
4, just as the male pigs and save sets of almost being eaten by the male, then quickly flew dare Qizhemotuo together with them, not only men should dare, black brother is where you come in confidence;
5, driving both bear children The glass ball shuttles around the giant dinosaur, are you afraid of being kicked?
6. Can't send a text message because the phone signal is not good?
7. Where is the self-confidence of the bear child regardless of the return instruction?
8. A car that has been scrapped for a few years can be repaired by a bear kid!
9. It's also hiding next to the car, the dragon is definitely dead, and the protagonist is ignored twice and three times.
10. "Taking a bloody handprint for the security guard" instead of going to the passenger car, but going to the rear compartment...
11. The pterosaur, which can be closed with a glass building, penetrated the helicopter glass next time.
12. When the sky is full of pterosaurs, the female assistant still followed the bear children and told them not to run around. Do you think this is playing an eagle to catch a chicken?
13. When the sky is full of pterosaurs, the heroine still climbs to the heights and yells, but tmd is all right! Female assistant, you died too unjustly.
14. The villain wants to use the Velociraptor as a weapon of war... Do you think that the current war is to use kitchen knives to cut each other?
15. Mosasaurus can jump ashore and bite hybrid dragons! Then I think the commentator can die countless times, and there are tourists passing by the water
... I can’t talk about it. This is the most I’ve ever watched that makes people in the movie feel IQ anxious. Two stars for special effects, no need to find them.

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Extended Reading
  • Dayana 2021-10-20 18:59:35

    In this kind of movie, there is always a self-righteous idiot monopoly, a little secretary of the green tea mother who finally incarnates as a female man, several bear children, a military personnel who fears that the world will not be chaotic, and it is ironic that the United States will eventually die. Muscular man, the core of the story must be love and family... The plot is quite regular, and the final death of the tyrannical Tyrannosaurus is really distressing... PS: The heroine looks like Yang Mi from multiple angles.

  • Colt 2022-03-26 09:01:01

    Never touch this kind of film again

Jurassic World quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Claire: We're talking about an animal here.

    Owen: A highly intelligent animal.

  • Claire: Everyone remain calm!