A group of humans with negative IQs and a monster with an explosive IQ

Elbert 2021-10-13 13:06:55

This movie is a perfect interpretation of death if you don’t die. The villain—the dragon set—cannon fodder—and even the protagonist are lowering the IQ of the entire movie theater. Let me list the mentally handicapped behaviors of this movie.
1. The hybrid dragons have cracked the glass, and they dare to chat casually behind the glass;
2. There is no heat sensor signal, not the first time to confirm the location of the tracker, but to send someone in to see the scratches;
3. The pig ran away I took things and got dragged down... Do you want to get them caught and put them up?
4, just as the male pigs and save sets of almost being eaten by the male, then quickly flew dare Qizhemotuo together with them, not only men should dare, black brother is where you come in confidence;
5, driving both bear children The glass ball shuttles around the giant dinosaur, are you afraid of being kicked?
6. Can't send a text message because the phone signal is not good?
7. Where is the self-confidence of the bear child regardless of the return instruction?
8. A car that has been scrapped for a few years can be repaired by a bear kid!
9. It's also hiding next to the car, the dragon is definitely dead, and the protagonist is ignored twice and three times.
10. "Taking a bloody handprint for the security guard" instead of going to the passenger car, but going to the rear compartment...
11. The pterosaur, which can be closed with a glass building, penetrated the helicopter glass next time.
12. When the sky is full of pterosaurs, the female assistant still followed the bear children and told them not to run around. Do you think this is playing an eagle to catch a chicken?
13. When the sky is full of pterosaurs, the heroine still climbs to the heights and yells, but tmd is all right! Female assistant, you died too unjustly.
14. The villain wants to use the Velociraptor as a weapon of war... Do you think that the current war is to use kitchen knives to cut each other?
15. Mosasaurus can jump ashore and bite hybrid dragons! Then I think the commentator can die countless times, and there are tourists passing by the water
... I can’t talk about it. This is the most I’ve ever watched that makes people in the movie feel IQ anxious. Two stars for special effects, no need to find them.

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Extended Reading
  • Rachelle 2022-03-26 09:01:01

    It's quite satisfactory. I just asked one thing. At the beginning, I described how high IQ it was, how clever and cunning, and even thought about the meaning of its own existence. But in the end, when PK with the pure Tyrannosaurus rex, nothing else except for a stupid bite...

  • Dayana 2021-10-20 18:59:35

    In this kind of movie, there is always a self-righteous idiot monopoly, a little secretary of the green tea mother who finally incarnates as a female man, several bear children, a military personnel who fears that the world will not be chaotic, and it is ironic that the United States will eventually die. Muscular man, the core of the story must be love and family... The plot is quite regular, and the final death of the tyrannical Tyrannosaurus is really distressing... PS: The heroine looks like Yang Mi from multiple angles.

Jurassic World quotes

  • Owen: [after the Indominous Rex slaughtered most of the unit that was sent to subdue it with non-lethal weaponry] Evacuate the island.

    Claire: We'd never reopen.

    Owen: You made a genetic hybrid, raised it in captivity. She is seeing all of this for the first time. *She* does not even know what she is. She will kill everything that moves.

    Masrani: Do you think the animal is contemplating its own existence?

    Owen: She is learning where she fits in the food chain and I'm not sure you want her to figure that out. Now, Asset Containment can use live ammunition in an emergency situation. You have an M134 in your armory. Put it on a chopper and smoke this thing!

    Claire: We have families here! I'm not gonna turn this place into some kind of a war zone!

    Owen: You already have.

    Claire: Mr. Grady, if you're not gonna help, there's no reason for you to be in here.

    [Owen, fed up with Claire's ridiculousness, knocks Lowery's toy dinosaur off his desk. As he leaves, he stops to Masrani]

    Owen: I would have a word with your people in the lab. That thing out there, that's no dinosaur.

    [Owen leaves. Claire looks at security footage on the screen]

    Claire: Okay. I'm going to close everything north of the resort. This a Phase One, real world. Bring everyone in.

    Vivian: This is a Phase One, real world. I repeat, this is a Phase One. Bring everyone back in.

  • [first lines]

    Karen: Boys, let's do this!