A little slot

Hipolito 2022-03-19 09:01:02

1. Is there no beginning or ending in every series of movies that are filmed in one go, except for the transition and the introduction of characters. It is totally unqualified for a single film? Because I watched "The Matrix 2", "Harry Potter 4, 5, 6, 7 Part 1", "Fantastic Beasts 2"-now "Lord of the Rings 2", all like this. But for such beautiful special effects and such a grand scene, forgive you. See how good I am!

2. No, the Balrog's death was a bit perfunctory. At any rate, he was also a degenerate Maya. After being pricked with sweet tofu, he died... The sweet tofu was completely broken like that. Later, he was reborn. There weren’t even a few shots. As an ancient creature, I was a little bit frustrated.

3. The sum of the fighting clips of Gandoufu in "Lord of the Rings 23" is not as much as that of "The Hobbit 2". In "Lord of the Rings 1", there are a few contests with Saruman.

4. The sweet tofu is bare when it is reborn.

5. Saruman is the ultimate villain anyway, so he disappeared after giving a speech and looking at the scenery? Didn't make any shots in the whole movie, hello? ! It is a BOSS with the second lowest sense of existence in movie history.

5.5. Who is the number one in film history? Of course it's our Sauron, that still needs to be asked. For the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, the director spent fifty to find a third-rate voice actor and whispered a few words, and the rest is all CG! ! I haven't even shown my face! ! !

6. Before the rebirth of Gandoufu, a bird's nest is almost the same as Lada Geist. After the rebirth, the hair will be as smooth as Saruman. This is... the benefit of being promoted to the white robe?

7. The Guru thing turned out to be a hobbit and I am too... So the Lord of the Rings is a gold-plated ring with lacquer, in addition to being invisible, delaying aging, and chronically disfiguring and turning you into a drug addict, right? (Don't argue that the props in my movie are gilded, and they are indeed faded when you look closely), so why do everyone look what they want? ?

7.5. I found that I couldn't calm down when I saw Gollum, and all my brains were like Andy Serkins' motion capture...So my family was wondering why I could still make pigs out of laughter from the beginning to the end when watching this kind of film. Call……

8. Saruman gave a cowhide speech. The sentence "To WAR!!!" and "There is no dawn for men" made people's heart beat, and then...the whole army was wiped out when he arrived in Rohan Up...

8.5. A total of more than a dozen treemen brought Isengard, what did you do when Saruman was cutting the tree?

8.7. Saruman, you watch the tree guy do things, and you fall to take care of it! The scenery on the tower really doesn’t want to come down, right? !

8.9. The ending of Saruman was supposed to be at the end of the second part, but Peter Jackson mentioned the beginning of the third part, and was finally moved directly into the abridged version... No wonder Christopher Lee didn't come to the premiere.

9. The editing of two lines of human VS strong orc and Frodo sending the Lord of the Rings is really bad...I really was spoiled by Zach Schneider?

10. No one is as speechless as me. Is the translation of "Two Towers"? The Two Towers obviously refers to Mordor and Isinger, okay?

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers quotes

  • [Aragorn walks through the ranks of Elven defenders of Helm's Deep]

    Aragorn: [In Elvish] Show them no mercy... for you shall receive none!

  • Gimli: It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men.

    Aragorn: [whispering to Eowyn] It's the beards.

    Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf-women, and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!

    [Eowyn laughs]

    Gimli: Which is, of course, ridiculous.