1. Dare to meditate on the spot when you encounter Tyrannosaurus rex.
As the top of the pyramid in the dinosaur group, Tyrannosaurus is actually very easy to defend for humans. Remember the first episode of "Jurassic Park", the first appearance of the Tyrannosaurus Rex? At that time, in order to show the doctors how the Tyrannosaurus was eating, they specially released a lamb, but the lamb was tied still, so the Tyrannosaurus ignored it at all. Then the storm came and the lamb began to bark. Jump, so when the doctors saw the lamb again, it had become a bloody lamb leg.
The doctor of dinosaur research in the movie also explained this phenomenon to us, because Tyrannosaurus can only see moving objects and only likes to prey on moving animals, so as long as it does not move, everything will be fine! After the power failure in Jurassic Park, people who were brave enough to face the nearby Tyrannosaurus without shouting, running, or shivering all escaped, but those who wandered around with flashlights and flares. Basically they were attacked by dinosaurs. So nowadays young literary and artistic people like to talk about Zen, and it is not completely useless to pretend that they like to learn to meditate. If the dinosaurs return to the earth one day, maybe those female scholars who love to meditate can live longer.
2. When meeting Velociraptors, either do gymnastics or take them to find Tyrannosaurus rex.
In fact, Tyrannosaurus rex is really not that powerful for humans. Even if you can’t meditate quietly, you can find a particularly strong small space to get in and hide. After all, the place where most humans can get into, Tyrannosaurus rex If you can't get in, people won't waste too much energy on such a small prey.
Therefore, the Velociraptor is actually the natural enemy of mankind! ! This type of dragon runs fast, jumps high, has sharp teeth, and has a dexterous body. It likes to live in groups and eat meat. Although it is small in size, it is basically a level of brutality below one dragon and above Wanlong. In "Jurassic Park 2", in the abandoned Jurassic Park, Velociraptors multiply and form a galloping horse. With a sense of sight, almost any type of big dinosaurs can be killed in groups. And wherever humans can hide, the Velociraptor can go in and kill you. The speed of the cheetah is 80-100 kilometers per hour, so that the car can only run through it on the highway without obstacles.
Although in "Jurassic Park 2" a girl kicked the Velociraptor by performing gymnastics horizontal bars, Nima gymnastics is not as easy to master as meditation, and it is too difficult to master the uneven bars to prevent dragons. Therefore, facing this species like running zombies, it can only be solved by headshotting them with a gun. If you happen to be born in China where you can’t hold a gun casually, and don’t know gymnastics or Chinese Kungfu, you can only learn. "Jurassic Park 1", through setting up various tactics, lure them to the Tyrannosaurus to deal with it!
3. Don't say anything bad about Double Crown Dragon, if you have to, remember to wear glasses.
Finally, sum up some small dragon defense skills: First, the highest spiritual law of dragon defense and life-to be a person who respects ancient creatures! Don't try to tease them like puppies, let alone talk bad about them. For example, the fat man in "Jurassic Park" shouted at a "double crown dragon": "No wonder you will be extinct!", the result is The cup was sprayed with venom that can cause blindness. The most pitiful thing is that he was a short-sighted person who can block the venom with glasses, but he lost his precious glasses and said in a self-righteous manner: " It doesn't matter that I bought a lot of good glasses..." Don't talk nonsense about this kind of death.
4. Even if you encounter a mild triceratops, remember to turn off the flash and shutter sound of the phone camera.
First of all, let me talk about a secret that not everyone knows. We know that in the magical neon country of Japan, there are a lot of perverts like tram idiots who like to sneak photos of women's Kouchi. It is said that in order to prevent the occurrence of sneak shots, it is now produced in Japan. iPhone and camera do not have noise reduction function. I don’t know if it is true or not. But it’s true that Japanese SLRs can’t remove the mechanical sound (nonsense, of course the mechanical shutter sound can’t be removed!)
In short, in 1997, "Jurassic Park 2" was released, and the first danger encountered by the desperate female expert played by Julian Moore was to shoot with a Nikon SLR without turning off the flash, and the film was halfway through. It's still stuck (the digital camera was not born at that time!) So even the docile and cute Triceratops, who only likes to eat grass and poop, became impatient, and all kinds of tail sweeps attacked the shadow queen, as if to say: "Let you guys show up High-tech! Are you humiliating our dinosaurs for being stupid?"
5. To go out late at night, learn how to climb trees and don't shake the flashlight.
I don’t know if you have noticed that all "monster movies" from "Jurassic Park" to "Godzilla", and even "Pacific Rim", the monsters come out at night. In this way, the dinosaurs are really in line with China. The "ghosts" in Europe, the "vampires" in Europe, and the "zombies" in North America have similar tempers. So whenever you want your life to be safe, don't go out at night and wander around, especially not just to pee. Then walk into the forest or tall grass! ! Because dinosaurs really love to sleep in the grass! Especially the Velociraptor mentioned above!
If you must go out in the middle of the night, remember not to bring a flashlight that is too awesome, even if you bring it, do not dazzle everywhere. Dinosaurs with bad eyesight rely on looking for moving lights to lock their prey targets at night.
In addition, in order not to be locked, and to wait quietly for the dawn, a relatively better way to escape is to learn to climb trees, and the higher the climb, the better. You can say hi with the cute long-necked dragon.
6. Please remember to handle global roaming and portable wifi.
I have a colleague who has been abroad many times. I don’t remember to do global roaming business and don’t rent portable wifi. I can’t find anyone as long as I’m on a business trip. At this time, I think I’ll send you to Jurassic sooner or later. Business trip in the park!
In "Jurassic Park 1", a female scientist risked his death to repair the power generation system at the end of the park to reconnect the power grid. At the same time, her boyfriend was taking the two boys of the boss to avoid the chase of the dinosaurs and climbing the power-off The power grid, and while the female scientist cheered for the re-energization, the children who had not had time to get off the power grid were directly dropped by the power grid and stopped breathing. Teammates like pigs cannot make a phone call or pull a group on WeChat. Tell everyone that you are going to power up? Oh~ forgot, it was 1993, and there is no mobile phone, 4g and WeChat yet, let's hurry up and give a thumbs up to contemporary technology!
Finally, I want to tell everyone that the quality and spiritual principle of the Anti-Dragon Manual is: no matter when, we must strive to be the protagonist of our own life, because the supporting role will die... (Wen/Song Xiaoka) The
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