I am definitely the most unlucky ring in the whole middle-earth.
But since it was created by Sauron in the second century to 3341, I still have a very good life. Bewitching a king, it's quite interesting to recruit a few ring spirits or something. What? Are you asking me why only humans have fallen and are holding the seven precepts of the dwarves that are also contaminated by Sauron? You ask Tolkien and Peter Jackson to go. I don't know. It feels so awesome that it can handle a Shire's hobbit in 60 years, and it will be so good that even a few dwarves can't handle it in 1,000 years. Is it my fault? It's their fault.
Then! ! The watershed of my destiny has arrived. Sauron! ! Master! ! ! You dignified the dark monarch, the soul form can beat the depravity of sweet tofu, Mayaja was cut off by the grandson of Esiduo? ! ! This script is wrong! ! ! ! Shouldn't it be the sword that Essidor's sword and Sauron's finger broke! ! ! ! Hey, let's not talk about it. If you talk too much, it will be tears. Then... WTF? ! Sauron, don't you just give up your left hand? Why did your whole body explode? ! ! Why don't you even need the armor? ? ! ! ! Look at Esiduo, he is already lying on the ground! ! ! His sword is almost broken! ! ! ! He won't use me! ! ! ! ! Victory is at hand! ! ! ! ! ! You still have a right hand! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why abandon me and ignore it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
depressed.
What else can I do, I was taken back by Esiduo. Hey! Esiduo is a human! ! Okay. He can't calm the anger in my heart if he doesn't cheat him to death.
well! ! do not! Why am I buried under the river before I can react? ! Don't tell me, I regret it, it's not too late to go back to Gangduo and cheat him.
It may have been hundreds of years, and there was no sense of time under the river. Suddenly a little hobbit crushed me. Farewell, hobbits are much harder than humans. ...Wow. Another hobbit strangled this just to grab me (OoO). There is a play! ! !
WTF? ? ! ! ! do not! You run into the cave when you don't make a difference! ! ! Look at how many people I killed in the town for you! ! ! ! Together, we can dominate the town of Hobby! ! ! ! Then I can go back to Sauron (no). And why is the child's eyes so disgusting when he sees me. Regardless of those, I don't want to live in this dark and humid place! ! ! ! And... he... eats fish raw (OoO)? I'm afraid I met a fake hobbit.
After spending hundreds of years in the cave, I can't stand this kid anymore. Precious, precious, you are so big, you are still addicted, right? ! ! Do you know that you can be your ancestor at the age of this ring? ! ! ! No, no, run quickly. Oh, by the way, turn him into a little monster before running, he deserves it. right. He deserves it. Peter Jackson, have you seen it? It's best not to let me catch you, or else I can make you like this for how fat you are.
WTF? ! ! Why another hobbit? I'm fed up with hobbits! ! ! What evil did I have in my last life! ! ! ! This hobbit is quite capable of resisting Gu! ! ! But at least the bag bottom cave is much more comfortable than the cave.
? ? ? No, these hobbits are all abnormal, right? ! ! Well, why do you go with the dwarves to the Lonely Mountain! ! ! ! Isn't it that the hobbit cares the least about things outside the Shire? ! Sauron, you lied to me! ! ! ! Bilbo Baggins! Did you know that there is a dragon who talks about tuberculosis in Gushan! ! ! ! ! Do you know that if the thing vomits fire, I can bear it for a while! ! ! ! ! !
...Why, fortunately, the little Hobbit was so dead that he didn't kill the TB Dragon. Then Talking Dragon went to humans. Yes, kill them, if it weren't for them, I'm still lying comfortably in Sauron's palm, Sauron should have dominated Middle-earth... Well, let's not talk about it.
(OoO) This race of dwarves is quite interesting! I tried to confuse this group of people for a thousand years without success. You guys fought for a big white diamond! ! ! What are you going to do to break the battle of the Five Armies? It will be a pebble if you smash it a little bit! ! Any stone of my host's house is more beautiful than this! ! It hurts self-esteem, you know? ? ! ! ! !
Saved, saved! ! I saw Azog! ! ! Destroyer! Take a look at me! ! ! Take a look at this inconspicuous, tiresome, stubborn, ant-like little Hobbit! ! ! ! Shit, Bilbo Baggins, don't keep wandering around with me! ! ! ! This cliff is the most difficult master I have ever encountered! ! ! ! ! I have no grudges with the Hobbits, I'm just a child over two thousand years old! ! ! ! ! !
You already know it afterwards. Azog is dead. Later I also learned that the dwarf bored king was also dead. Deserve it. Who told you to choose white diamonds and not me. Then I learned that Hualonglong was also dead. Was he killed by...by...human beings? ? ! ! ! WTF? ? ? ! ! ! ! Cunning humans must have discovered—discovered—the weakness of his words! ! ! ! Grauron... You are in the doldrums... You are so embarrassed to die... Sauron once wanted to unite with you... (Smaug: You are at this time Said there is a ghost)
Wow wow wow... I'm still a kid... why am I so unlucky...
Peter Jackson: (Chewing chicken legs) It's not because your master wants to occupy Middle-earth.
Me: Peter Jackson! ! You stand still! ! ! Don't think that if you are fat, I will turn you into a ring spirit! ! !
I was taken back to the Shire by Baggins. It's okay, Bilbo Baggins, you will suffer next. I told my master that he would be the first to exterminate the Hobbit when he recovers.
…So I spent 60 years with Baggins in the shi (chang) and shi (fu).
Sauron! ! Are you done yet? ? ! ! ! Baggins has nephews! ! ! !
But these 60 years have been rewarded, and Baggins seems to have been corroded by me. Seeing him arguing with Gandoufu, I feel extremely proud. A wave of accomplishment surged in my heart, and I bewitched a hobbit! ! It took me only 60 years to corrupt the most innocent kind of people in the Middle-earth! ! ! I……
Heh, why don't you ask me? Because he threw me to the ground.
WTF? ? ! ! ! Why have I faded without practicing for hundreds of years? ? ? ! ! ! !
Bilbo Baggins! ! ! ! Fortunately you run fast, otherwise I will turn you into the second Guru in the name of the supreme weapon of the Dark Lord! ! !
Then came a group of elves, a group of humans, a group of dwarves, sweet tofu, and the silly nephew of the Baggins family. They formed a fellowship and thought I was dangerous (that’s right) and sent me to my birthplace for destruction. . As soon as I saw that they were targeting me like this, I gave them a slap in the face and broke the axe of the dwarf who was as fat as Peter Jackson.
after? There is nothing to say afterwards, because Peter Jackson wrote the Hobbit-like script to save trouble—no, the same script as the Lord of the Rings—no, and...why this timeline is so messy! ! !
Anyway, it's a script similar to that of Old Baggins. In addition to Jackson, I led the little Frodo to wear me to call the ring spirits-Aragorn burned them; I used the Balrog to make sweet tofu in the Moria Grottoes-it turned him back into white The back of the robe is Isinger; and I bewitched one of the humans to rob me-he was very guilty and killed a lot of orcs; I broke the expedition team to pieces-as a result, they split up and acted more efficiently. ; I provoke a grunt-and these two little hobbits swear to him and let him lead the way to Mordor; I think about it, what else...
wait, I seem to have found something...
Ouch! ! ! Peter Jackson! ! ! ! !
So they took me to the Doomsday Volcano. I felt the breath of death for the first time. I was eager to be wise, bewitching Frodo Baggins to put me on.
YES! ! ! This is the crucial step! ! ! ! Control him and it will come back! ! ! ! !
Then Gulu came up to grab it, dragged me down.
W. T. F. Say, where are you on earth.
I looked at the ugly monster under me with disgust, speechless to the sky:
I am definitely the most unlucky ring in all of China! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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