[003] Does life need to be preset? The Romance of Mom and Dad: From the Archaic universe to the Archaic universe (continued)

Shanon 2022-12-14 20:26:34

Lily came back from the graffiti day of school and saw Matthew cooking. She was really a happy man living in love.

It seems that there are fewer and fewer girls who can cook now. There are as few as, uh, as few as very few. Please pay attention to my gesture, THIS LOW!

MAY BE YOU WILL SAY SOMETHING LIKE: "AHA, NO, NOT THIS LOW, IT IS THIS LOW!"

BUT, BUT, OK, YOU ARE RIGHT! I GIVE UP!

Anyway, almost all friends are men In the lower kitchen, for example, the boss, for example, blue light, for example, Xiaolou, for example, MILO, ps: Chuandong is not included in this list.

Lily revealed Matthew's bottom, "The last time you burned out your eyebrows, it looked strange." WOW! It is probably the first time, I don't know if this is the first time Ted also knows. But Matthew still does like all men do, "I can do it this time, this time is full of surprises!" Lily probably hasn't understood that this is a man looking for a step for herself, and what she needs to do should be praise. Matthew's brave attempt, after all, the possibility of not leaving a psychological shadow after experiencing a scorching eyebrow is really very low, and I am so sure that Matthew left the psychological shadow because of the "opening of champagne" behind.

Matthew deliberately prepared a bottle of champagne for this marriage proposal, but the next performance was not so exciting. Lily was very surprised when she saw the champagne, but Matthew was not ready to rely on the power of a man to open it, so that Lily disappointed and said: "OH NO, you have passed the age to be afraid of champagne." Maybe Matthew once had it. After the unpleasant experience of opening champagne, perhaps he has never had any experience of opening champagne. In fact, I can understand this idea. I love to eat popcorn, but if I step on the big black pot and detonate the bomb myself (you must know the big pot of popcorn on the street?) , It still takes a lot of courage. I used to hide far away every time, besides, I would cover my ears with my hands.

After I grew up a little bit, I gradually became less scared, because I can already predict the time of that shocking thunderbolt, so I am fully prepared-open my mouth-I should have talked about it in physics class Yeah, it's best to open your mouth when you encounter thunder, so that the air pressure at both ends of the eardrum can cancel each other out, so that the ears will not be damaged by the thunder. In fact, not covering your ears when going to Beng Popcorn can not be regarded as a milestone in your growth. There is another specific fact: once my sister Qianqian came to my house as a guest, I took her downstairs and saw it from a distance The old man with popcorn stepped on the black pot bomb and prepared to pull the strings. I was very fearless-at least at that time I felt that I was sacrificing myself-and put my hands on my sister's ears, and of course it also widened. mouth. Unexpectedly, my sister turned around and came over to tell me, it’s okay, I’m not afraid!

-_-!!

At this moment, bang~~!

My body shuddered and lost my face in front of my sister, so that this incident became a joke among the kids at home for a period of time. But, is it something that everyone has to be a little afraid of, or else, what's the point?

In the end, Matthew opened the champagne by himself under Lili's encouragement, but the price was that Lily turned into panda eyes, and the popped champagne plug flew directly onto Lily's eyes.

OH, NO! You see, I said you don’t force a person to do things that he is not good at. He will mess it up, he will mess it up, it’s just that the degree of badness is different.

SO, don't let me crack the fish, okay? Don't let me try to eat pig intestine, okay? Don't let me hold the cute cat in my arms, okay? Oh, and don’t let me be alone with a frog, okay?

Think about it, no matter who you are, you always have what you are afraid of, right?

In another scene, Ted was complaining to Barney: "The plan has always been like this..., Matthew has found his true love, even if I am ready, in fact there is not, but if I am ready, just It seems, WELL, I am ready, but, where is she?"

Is it true that everything must be fully prepared in advance? Love may be met but not found. The more you prepare, the easier it is to fail, because no matter how many scenes you envision or how many fantasy you prepare for yourself, in the end, ONLY ONE WORKS WELL!

Ted may have countless scenes in his mind when he met the most important person in his life, even lines, movements, facial expressions, and even a few magpies singing five kilometers away. The design is unusually perfect, but after all, these only exist in the fantasy of nerve cells, BUT IN FACT, IT IS JUST A PIPE DREAM!

Then, a turn around, a graceful figure appeared in the desperate sight.

There is nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes, and it is all effortless!

At this moment, I really thought that the girl Ted was watching was the mother in the film, and at the same time I was thinking, ah, then the two seasons of the series will begin to act in the lingering romantic love between the two. Long-distance running?

But before I allowed me to think about it, Ted betrayed himself again. When Barney proposed GO SAY HI, Ted said, “I can’t just say hello as simple as that. I need to plan. I will wait until When she went to the bathroom, she stood strategically next to the jukebox..." Just as Ted was planning a very strategic strike-up step with complacency, Barney couldn’t help but watch the empty WASTE TIME of this silly boy. , "HI, HAVE YOU MET TED?"

Compared with Barney, Ted is the other extreme, as if a polar bear and penguin have become best friends. For Barney's method, it can almost be evaluated in the following six words: "simple, crude, effective", to be honest, it is a bit abrupt, but when the opportunity is fleeting, do you have time to think about the past and the future?

I have been looking for some shortcuts to deal with things, but maybe some things don't need any method at all, especially the methods that are prepared in advance.

Fortunately, Robin is also a person with a sense of humor. At this time, her reply is: "LET ME GUESS, YOU ARE TED!" Haha, fortunately it is not the Lebanese yasmin "KAL IS MY BOYFRIEND!"

Ted, Matthew, Lily, Barney, and of course Robin, who has just been here for a short time, have come together and become best friends-perhaps in order to take care of Barney’s feelings, the best should be Add an "one" at the end-I have started to congratulate Ted and thank Barney!

Ren Junlong on 2007.10.08 01:17

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How I Met Your Mother quotes

  • Barney: Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro-I'm Broda!

  • [repeated line throughout season 9]

    Lily: [Being handed a drink at the Farhampton Inn] Thank you, Linus.