There is no heroine in the prequel, I really can’t stand it anymore, the heroine has it, social security can be given to half star, the male protagonist Tie Hanhan, don’t need me to say more, the plot itself is a high-intensity cleansing for the main story, first of all for the round man Why did the Lord just create a story of a fatherless pregnancy, and then get some blood tests to prove that he is a martial arts prodigy, and then start a big adventure, I vomit you? On the other hand, the true story can’t stand scrutiny at all, so the three prequels won’t be rounded up no matter how round. First is the princess of the true story. The lightning strikes directly at the opening of the fourth part. Her confession is what foreign affairs is. The Sith monsters have all controlled the Republic, and the fourth part also played egg diplomacy, which really amused the master. In addition, at the first glance in the fourth part, I knew that I wanted to open the dual male lead line. The fifth part may not know what happened. Things can’t go down anymore, I just turned the princess into Luke’s twin sister, vomiting, and then in order to round the prequel, we must arrange the prequel queen to give birth to two, and then in order to add a little bit of abnormal deeds and explanations after Anakin turned into Vader toilet paper Why he didn’t know that he had two offsprings. The plot was forced to make him think he killed his wife, and in order to satisfy the prophet’s prophecy, it was a real cowhide to arrange his wife to die immediately after giving birth to the child, and then to explain Why did Anakin wear a black uniform and a sex breathing mask after turning into Vinda toilet paper to force the entire Obi-Wan to chop off Anakin’s limbs at high intensity? (Forgot to call it anything, the concentration is positively related to the force of the force.) More than 20,000, more than Master Yoda who has lived for 800 years and trained Jedi knights with high intensity, and then said that he joined the forces of the Dark Force. Strength will evolve intensively, and as a result, a player who has such a talent for rendering so full of acquired skills and then plunged into the dark is intensively educated by Obi-Wan, and I vomit.
The characterization of each player's strength in the three prequels is simply unreasonable. Originally, I thought Earl Dooku was very fierce. In the entire prequel, he was the only one who turned into the dark and turned into a high-intensity 100,000 volts discharge than Kachu, and the discharge process would not damage him. Disfigured, whoever wants to be electrified. The older brothers like King Sith can’t do it. Elder Du Feng (seems to be called by this name, he is a Nico anyway) electrocuted himself so that his appearance became deformed and he vomited. I was slashed by Anakin with two knives (why say knives, because the fight in the film is called lightsabers but lightsabers). The most embarrassing thing is that Yoda and Obi survived the 66th order of the Jedi Order. Wang, brother Obi-Wan Tieshi, needless to say, the only record before the ending killed the Sith apprentice, Yoda with such a big name is also a unit of measurement in the prequel, the main victory record hacked two. Stupid soldier, hit Earl Dooku with a draw with Dooku yo-yo, and hit the King of Sith with a draw with his own yo-yo, vomiting. According to the prequel of the fight, Leo Bi-Wan> Anakin> Dooku ≈ Sith> Yoda, the food chain is completed, Yoda iron five, the only designated brother Obi-Wan, it is recommended that you do not need to retire and directly confuse Anakin Transformed into Vinda toilet paper, the two masters and apprentices directly ruled the galaxy UPUP.
In order to explain the main story, Luke can see that Obi-Wang Yoda Anakin’s soul is highly soulized per capita, even if the per capita can be transformed, Kui Gang did nothing but slaughtered people inexplicably. I can be soulized. I am really fo. The only designated hybrid monster, Kui Gang, is sublimated to the purest soul by the most poisonous beast. Even the Jedi elders arranged in the 66th order have not soulized. I cried you.
In order to add fun to Anakin's boring childhood and explain the origins of 3po and r2d2 by the way, Anakin was compiled into an epic robot wizard and made 3po. Is the 3po in the main story all right? Is it possible that after Anakin turned into Vinda toilet paper, the childlike heart was sent to the Empire to produce this kind of cerebral palsy robot high-intensity love UPUP, right, I vomit.
In general, the original trilogy is just a piece of shit, and the screenwriter and director of the prequel trilogy are trying to add some curry to this shit to make it melt in the mouth, UPUP.
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