A compressed biscuit that took two hours to swallow

Shannon 2022-03-18 09:01:02

Yesterday I said I went out, but I didn't know how I wanted to go to the movies. Have you become a habit of going to the cinema once in the past half a month?

Actually went to watch the premiere...囧. You are satisfied with the HP5 crew. This is the first time this eldest lady has watched another movie's premiere besides LOTR... I

bought a ticket and found that I couldn't use a credit card to discount it. So Xiao Bao magically took out his student ID=mouth= mine? Where's my certificate...? TT

then 30 per person and 60 per person... I can bear it for the sake of a good location.


After entering the venue, it is normal to be full. Next to me are two older sisters who seem to have read a little book and have been studying the plot in a low voice; behind me are a group of students, obviously diehard, who can notice every detail and make appropriate comments; under the feet (yes, just under the feet , 囧) The couple doesn’t know what HP is at all. The woman still said with a terrible old raven that the movie is so stinky and long that she can’t understand it (if you don’t understand, don’t watch it, go see Jay Chou Ah, that can understand). The most embarrassing thing is next to Xiao Bao. Those two seats have been vacant. A couple squeezed in during the advertisement. Later when the film was opened, two sturdy plump women (- -) came to look for seats, and found out that they were The couple did not sit in their seats. Ordinarily, it would be fine to get up and let them go, but the two people actually asked the real master to go, and they said that we didn't want to get up, and that our two seats were going to be together or something. What kind of quality is this............I'm speechless. There was a stalemate for 5 minutes, but the two guys twisted and walked down, making me not optimistic about the appearance of the Dementor...

Harry's big square face... It's really unsightly. Only the eyes are good. Harry, who had a round face as a child, looks good.

Ron, he is about to grow up to be a big man, he feels like a British gentleman~

Hermione, although she is very beautiful... but she doesn't feel very good... Don't blame her, the director has arranged the role. It's weird.

The highlight of this movie is Luna! Oh oh oh pale blonde LOLI, so beautiful and cute! Ten thousand times better than the book! (Although I like her in the book). Autumn is so ugly... Ginny is even more ugly... why why... The director would like you to modify the ending and let Luna and Harry be together! When I saw the end of the fifth book, I thought they might be together... The result... Let alone, the seventh book of 囧rz. From the movie, it seems that Luna and Neville will develop in the end.

The same is true for Little Malfoy, who doesn't feel like a bad boy when he was a kid. That’s why I have always had the theory that all the children who looked good at Zhou when they were young will have varying degrees of facial distortion when they grow up-it’s the

old Malfoy, that blonde hair is too sleek... And why do I always look at him? Think of dumplings. Of course, the dumpling is much more beautiful than him...

there is also the principal, I don't like this principal at all... there is no temperament! Alas... The real principal has gone west... It's a pity TT

As for Snape, he is as elegant as ever~ Hey , I really like the way he walks. This is the personal charm of an actor! The book is not so elegant...

Oh by the way, there is Bei XXXXX Black (the book is not handy, I forgot the name), it is very bright, she is too suitable for this kind of lunatic, witch, oracle~ ~ Oh, Mrs. Burton, your family is so fantastic~~ (Yes, she is the wife of Tim Burton, one of my favorite directors~) The

final battle is not gorgeous, at least not as gorgeous as written in the book. The director’s expression is so strange. I don't like it... The coolest shot in the whole movie is the two flights~ Other places feel like eating compressed biscuits, tasteless to chew. (Originally, the plot was compressed more than compressed biscuits ==)

How to say, it feels not worth the 90 yuan... TT

and I have to shout: There is no IMAX in Tianjin, which is too bad for TN! ! !

Now I feel I don’t expect HP6 at all = =




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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix quotes

  • Bellatrix Lestrange: [taunting Harry] I killed Sirius Black!

    [laughs]

    Bellatrix Lestrange: You coming to get me?

    Harry Potter: CRUCIO!

  • Bellatrix Lestrange: He knows how to play. Itty-bitty-baby-Potter.