I believe it they will come back one day, I believe this moment.
Those huge mechanical beings, dressed in steel, have red and blue eyes, tiger faces and foxes. From tens of millions of light-years away, they whizzed in, pierced the atmosphere, and with the tail of the fire, they fell all together, smashing through this planet that was full of people, eating and eating dead on earth.
I believe in this moment, just as I believe that the girl of the wind and dust will be in love for life, the bard can also be crowned with laurels, I believe that Lin Mingmei's singing can evoke love, and I believe that there are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea. Believe in this, even if one day I was taken away by the bumpy cat and car, I would still leave a memory full of "gratefulness and awe" (Gong Shi’s sentence)-on the blog-even in your opinion , This is all garbage written with desire.
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first time I watched it was the day of the premiere, I thought I didn’t have time to watch it, but at the last minute, the pigeons were let off at the dinner. Because they are two beautiful pigeons, Lao Pan was so bored that he used words to bore me: Hey, if you know it, let's go to the premiere of "Transformers" with Heng Ge and the others. Sure enough, I was so bored that I wanted to tie the two pigeons out of a bow with thick hemp rope, smash them out of the pit, and then throw them into the iron maiden.
Ji people have their own heavens, or my depression moved the god of movies. It didn't always happen that her friend had a ticket, so she joined the staff of Jiucheng and Jiuyou to book the venue. When I entered the theater, the movie had already opened for ten minutes, and I immediately decided to watch it at least again. Using the popular sentence book of fans: "Transformers brought us fond memories of childhood, then we owe it a box office." In addition to contributing to the box office, watching it again in addition to reaping those missed titles, I plan to accept all the post ads as per the order.
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Beginning with "Spike" persuading his father to buy a car, the plot is calm. When I went to the parking lot, the tiger face sign on the steering wheel lighted up, and I felt cold in the back spine. In one shot, all memories are summoned back. The director played a circumflex here, and after the tiger face logo flashed, the female number one stretched out in front of the anchored Bumblebee, making me whistle in my heart, and at the same time thinking smartly: after all, it’s a Hollywood movie, don’t Too much dreaming back to childhood. In hindsight, the paving of this small, fragrant and beautiful bridge was nothing more than to welcome the more magnificent scenes in the future, but it made me relax my guard as if stupidly, and the serious consequence was that when I saw the bumblebee facing the sky Once again, the benevolent tiger's head was struck out by the clouds, and my heart was completely hit. "Body fluid surges" (neo), and a sentence echoed in my entire mind
—they are coming back.
They really came back. After a lapse of 20 years, the scene is more specific, more gorgeous, and more majestic than I imagined.
The fireball in the sky collided wildly and wildly, announcing the arrival of an era of shining mechanical stars. Those mechanical giants of uncertain form crawled out of the cracked ground, reminiscent of the naked scene when the Terminator appeared. Being naked is not to be handsome, but to prepare you to scream when the sunglasses jacket and Harley are finished. In "Transformers", the director let these metallic Autobots sneak out of the sight of the crowd for a long time, gather unconsciously, and then on the screen of the movie, in kukukakaka's In the sound effects, they deformed, rose from the ground, and shined at the same time. At that moment, all the epileptic, heart and asthma patients in the movie theater were packed and sent to the morgue.
Sitting in front of the imax screen, watching Optimus Prime rise from the ground, it is no longer a cartoon character composed of color blocks and lines, but a real mechanical configuration, exuding the smell of oil and metal, stepping in the real Of the earth. Realistic cartoons and the power of special effects transform dreams from 20 years ago into realistic scenes. I applauded for the perfect reappearance of this moment in the theater. The young girls around me rolled their eyes and laughed at me at 13 o’clock. I couldn’t explain to these young girls born in the 85s that Optimus Prime’s “big brother” should be on the earth. The demeanor of the son, I just raped them first and then killed them in my heart. Seeing Optimus Prime, who was finally resurrected and died in the cartoon, returned alive again in the real version of the scene. Although there are some differences in appearance, what can't be suppressed is the feeling of "the brothers are all in the robbery". . Feelings shed tears. In Bensan men, the lacrimal glands and adrenal glands have been integrated, so many buddies later told me that they saw a physical orgasm in "Transformers", I believe.
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often watch a small double yellow lines on the road, even when they let so many steel box arranged in a long queue and can not exceed the total can not help but look forward to the rearview mirror of a car who can not wait urgency Such a long red light suddenly changed into a human shape, crossed the double yellow lines and then transformed into a car, and then drove away. If there is such a sight, then how lively this world should be.
This kind of excitement was made in the movie "Transformers". In a real city, real humans, real artifacts, these mecha stars have smashed everything that is real, and they have become real existences because of this. In such a movie, product placement is also ubiquitous, and various logos emerge in endlessly, but the director seems to be not enough, and can even pull the plot to stimulate those manufacturers who don’t give face: It is said that the crew found Porsche to discuss cooperation before the filming started. There were no birds, so there was a scene in the movie where "Spike" and his father went through the Porsche store without entering, and couldn't help but laugh. What makes Porsche people unable to sit still should be the shining debut of the Hornet when it becomes a new Chevrolet Camaro. At that moment, add the standard line at the beginning of the legend "50 years later, will you regret it... "This can almost be promoted as a successful case of movie product placement. I don't know how much Chevrolet paid.
The other person who gave a lot of money was probably ebuy. There were no less than ten shots of ebuy in the film. But I don’t know if the subtitle team received the money from Taobao. In the English version of the dialogue, when Optimus Prime clearly said "ebuy", the subtitles displayed "auction website". Of course, this is not important anymore. The English version of the subtitle translation is very good, and the name translation methods of the famous Transformers strictly follow the animated version. When I saw the familiar names of Ironhide, Jazz, Ambulance, and Barricade appear one by one, maybe it was the fans of my age who wanted to translate. A few years earlier, going to the cinema to watch an original soundtrack will be depressed to death by the weird way of translating, but now the people who do this work "are all my own", and I feel a little intoxicated when watching the movie. The second half of the
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movies is a kind of irresponsible chaos similar to "Republic of China Warriors", a bunch of heavyweight robots fighting, chasing and gunfire on the street. After watching this episode of "Transformers", if you go to watch the battle scenes of Sandman, Green Monster, and Red and Black Spider in Spider-Man, you will feel like you just finished the rain with Cleopatra and suddenly charged Sister Furong came to wink at you. Even the shocking scenes in The Matrix and even the Lord of the Rings, in retrospect, are as naive as a battle of tin soldiers played by children. In front of these living, flesh and blood mechanical beings, humans are nothing but ants under their feet. When Megatron bounced a human away like a pinball, the audience was full of knowing laughter, and no one would pity the hapless guy. Although the characterization was done in our hearts through the animation version 20 years ago, the movie version at least succeeded in continuing them.
In the movie version, multiple Transformers have changed their appearance in the comics. Optimus Prime didn't make too many changes, but it didn't have the compartment that would automatically connect to the truck once it was transformed into a truck, which made his car look a little less heavy. The styling changes of Bumblebee and Jazz are quite successful, and Megatron’s styling in the movie version is also very brilliant. But the worst is Starscream and Ironhide. The former does not have the abdomen, head, shoulders and wings that are marked in the humanoid state, and the latter does not have the red color of the logo. The final battle is almost dizzy-who is it? who? Industrial Light and Magic said that making iron skins is also a very laborious job, because the deformation of his two guns is as complicated as that of being a transformer. As a result, in the movie, apart from eliminating Spike’s parents, iron skins have nothing to do. Anything that shines, from the appearance to the color, is difficult to recognize at a glance. It is really thankless for Americans to do this.
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after the Hollywood-style ending of the male and female protagonists holding hands, fortunately, Michael Bay did not forget that the protagonist of this drama is not a human being. Although Optimus Prime stood up and talked about the good things of the people of the earth, who would care if the human beings really deserve his praise? All looking at those familiar trucks, what came out of my heart was the ease of having such an awesome friend backing up—because they were so awesome, it didn't seem to be bad that the earth was handed over to them. With such a reliable friend, even if the sky falls, there will be Optimus Prime supporting it, so why don't we focus on the love of men and women? Although the ending is old-fashioned, it is so moving, and it inherits the spirit of the animation version of the year: once there is a problem, there will always be car people who deform and set off. Even if Starscream finally escaped and may bring new crises, so what? The Optimus Prime will be there, the iron sheet will be there, the jack will be there, the skyman will be there, the sky will be there... even if they are not there, there will be a Battlestar, there will be skeleton fighters, there will be F-91 and My Neighbor Totoro exists. The people on earth are so lonely, lonely enough to use our imagination to make a lot of friends for ourselves, seek real comfort in the movie, and hesitate to wake up after the movie is over.
When I stood up and applauded, the audiences in the private venues of Jiucheng and Jiuyou where I was located, left the venue one after another. The little mms next to me showed mothballs to me again, and the syllable "Thirteen o'clock" appeared with their lips. When I met the teacher on msn, the teacher said that she was watching Haofang's private room. After the film was over, the audience stood up and applauded. I feel like I'm on the wrong team: Shanda's people are cuter.
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, when I watched "Transformers" for the third time, I sat and waited until the small fragment after the subtitle appeared: Starscream flew out of the atmosphere. This foretells a possible segment of the sequel, because Megatron’s death has left countless room for reverie: Is it possible to see the appearance of the Six-sided Monster or the Emperor of the Universe in the next episode? Or the debut of the second-generation Transformers?
If the sequel still needs to wait 20 years, this is a good thing for me-I always feel that the life spent on the earth is too long and boring. In this way, I can stay on this planet with peace of mind for another 20 years. .
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and White talk fast men, before she had as a wake-controlled shows a cynical detachment, I thought she was because of her brother so bad I was in front of my face to wake up nice things to say, the fact is She watched Transformers and immediately no longer had any emotional involvement in the talent show. In her words, "Handsome, what's the use of being handsome? Can you transform?" This is very good.
If you have a life that can't be transformed, everything else is nonsense except talking about love and talking about love.
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