I have also recently become rich, and I just wondered where to watch a popular sports movie like Fulian to show my honorable status of drinking a can of cola, throwing a can of pancakes, no green onions and three eggs, just a mysterious email. Appeared in my mailbox:
I am a staff member of Yili. As a partner of Marvel, we sincerely invite you to watch the movie tonight.
As soon as I saw things that don't require money, my eyes lit up immediately. But who am I? I have been immersed in the rivers and lakes for decades, so cunning, okay? I'm not Takeshi Kaneshiro. Why should I invite me to watch movies for free? So I replied:
Do I need to do anything after watching the movie?
E-mail answer:
Ah, nothing, just have a brief chat after reading it.
——What is it, it makes people excited for nothing. I put my pants up, thinking angrily.
Later that day, I followed the contact information in the email and got the ticket from a cold brother. Seeing the start of the game 10 minutes later, the cold little brother actually sat beside me dangling.
I quickly touched up with a dogfight look: You are Yi...
He said, um.
I said again: You are here to jail...
He said, um.
I said again: Do you have a man...
He said: Hush, it's time.
I turned back with my tail between my tails and saw Yili’s local tyrant’s advertisement explode in front of me. To be honest, Yili’s surroundings were pretty good this time. The limited-edition reunion milk set was also given away with genuine hands. Second best product. Seeing that the girls at the scene had already taken out their mobile phones to place orders, I had an idea, and then turned to ask the little brother:
Is there any cut for this limited edition?
The little brother said: Yes, we all gave it to the celebrities on the Internet, and posted a lot of pictures.
My eyes lit up again and said: Then I... The
little brother said: You didn't.
I turned back again with my tail clamped.
The movie begins! Klang Klang Klang, party, Klang Klang Klang, Going to Hawkeye's House, Klang Klang Klang, Going to Africa, Klang Klang Klang, Going to South Korea, Klang Klang Klang, Going to Eastern Europe, Klang Klang Klang, Big Battle, Klang Klang Klang .
over.
What, you asked me about the plot? You are embarrassed to tell me the plot of this kind of film?
What, you ask me the meaning? Are you embarrassed to tell me something about this kind of film?
What? You ask me the protagonist? After eight single-player movies, two derivative dramas, and a hodgepodge prequel, everyone can’t even wait for the protagonist’s panties, what color, bank card password, and how much tofu, sugar or salt, to be clear, how would you like me to mention it? main character?
The only thing I can say is that these superheroes, each with their own talents and distinct priorities, are more and more in number, and the derivative groups are getting bigger and bigger. They have grown from obscurity to today’s superhero trusts. What do you think? How do I feel familiar, the last shot of the thigh: Nima, isn't this a super-powered version of AKB48!
You see, Iron Man is the legendary immovable center. Although Maeda...ah, no, Mr. Stark, you have to listen to the US team for everything, but the poster will always stand in the C position and the subtitles will always be the first. It is indisputable. fact.
Needless to say, the US team, although it is not the tallest, the strongest, or the biggest, but it will always be the undisputed leader of the team, the soul of the team.
Thor and Kishen are probably at the level of X Rina and Zhi X Rina, one is the accident that the frontiers of the distribution are also strong and red. Hulk and Black Widow, the official in the regiment hard-courted the CP, whether it will be popular for the resident and corrupt audience is still uncertain.
Hawkeye is 100% human back, but this time it should be because of winning the boxing contest. The solo scene soared inexplicably, not even the wife and children have the hot kang. In addition, there is Wanda, the only red witch who has not been selected to join the group, the popular graduate student Kuaiyin who withdrew due to injury (death), and the team B of the Falcon group at the end. My mother, dare you guys? Dare to get together a bit more?
What? You ask Mr. Stan Lee, who has all appeared on the scene and won the Oscar for Best Easter Egg Award? He, he is not the legendary behind-the-scenes man-Qiu, Yuan, Kang, Zi, well~ In addition to the AKB reunion, the old man also managed the Nogizaka Galaxy Guards, SKE SHIELD, SNH Agent Carter, and then HKT Defenders League, NGT Inhumans and so on will gradually appear~Excelsior!
AKB Fulian, known as an idol who can meet, loves peace, is good at beauty, takes the city center as a stage, is keen on outdoor performances, faces the thousands of onlookers without fear, and brings love and justice to everyone with exquisite teamwork Hymn. In the early days, he used foul-mouthed, small yellow jokes, big-chested, semi-naked men as a selling point. The tall one sells rot, the short one sells cute, and the venue is relatively simple. At first, it was not favored by the original party. Unexpectedly, relying on popular members to attract a lot of fans and take the lead in creating a filming mode, fans would repeatedly buy numerous movie tickets just to keep relive the heroic beauty of idols. After the single player became popular enough, Akihara Stan Lee finished paving the way, and finally opened the first Avengers general election in 2012. The iron fans who had previously entered the pit did not hesitate to sell a lot of kidneys and successfully topped the box office by over 1 billion. From then on, Hollywood has ushered in the era of full Marvelization. There are movies every year, and episodes are released every month. New movies cannot be stopped until 2017. However, as the team continues to grow, the new film operation mode of repeating itself, bundling sales, and streamlining has gradually been criticized by the aesthetically fatigued audience. In this regard, some Kiki film critics are not unwilling to call it the biggest in the film industry. Of cancer.
The above is the interstellar brain hole that I bored during the two and a half hours of frequent urination.
Okay, finally the subtitles are over, the easter eggs are finished, and the masses of people who are suffocating in urination are rushing to the exit like a scourge. I didn't go, nor did the little brother. I looked at my little brother, my little brother looked at the big screen, and finally I asked a question that had been lingering for a long time.
I said: Uh, uh, there is no Yili in this movie?
The little brother said: Yes.
Then what did you invite me to do! I even set up the pose for holding my thighs. What else can we talk about now that the waves are so flat!
The above is my rich inner drama. Of course I am a noble girl, and I will never blurt out such words. But it's all here, the specified action still has to be completed, facing the cold brother, I couldn't help but raise my tail again:
So, do you have a man...
I haven't finished speaking yet, my little brother raised his eyebrows again: Then you can also mention why there is no big Yili in this reunion.
I was disappointed and said: How do I know, maybe it's fate...
Bah, I feel my face is burned by the sharp eyes of my brother.
Ahhhhh, I know, because in the reunion, everyone has big tits. Hammer has big tits, US team has big tits, Black Widow has big tits, Hulk has bigger and bigger tits, steel Although Xia doesn't have big tits himself, the tits on the armor are also very impressive. In this case, if Yili’s milk is implanted again, wouldn’t it be a brand conflict? Hahahahahaha.
The little brother finally agreed to take a look at me and said: Interesting, you successfully attracted my attention.
There was a surging feeling in my heart, ha ha, the key lines appeared, and the next step must be to sign me as their annual spokesperson.
But the little brother said next: But it's still wrong, I'll give you another chance.
Dare to underestimate me! Wait for me to give you a big trick!
So I lost my dantian, spit out the inner pill, opened the tiger's mouth slightly, and stretched out my five fingers, just at that moment! I picked up my phone! Clicked on the memo! Check the cheat sheet made before! Shout out loudly!
——Because Yili has implanted Transformers 3, Transformers 4, Iron Man 3, Big Bang Theory, and Avengers 1. He already has so many brilliant implantation records, so this time he chose to keep a low profile! I chose to forbearance! Choose to hide merit and fame!
Hearing this, the little brother finally turned his eyes soft. He approached me, leaned down slightly, and then he handed over a box of pure milk.
——Young people have potential. This is for you. You can leave after drinking.
I looked down at my bladder, and couldn't help begging for mercy on the spot: Brother, you see, people have three urgency, this time I have to continue to drink, is it a bit...
and the younger brother smiled for the first time in the audience. , He said:
Even if you get killed, just drink it off.
over.
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