I can't see Star Wars without R2D2?

Joelle 2022-09-27 19:24:19

*Please don't think carefully about any word I said.
The director is too hard. A very happy Star Wars fan was shot. Not only the story, but also the characters can almost correspond. I really am. . . Impressed.

Kingsman=jedi orders
are all knight, and there are special "uniforms" and holographic glasses.

The protagonist Xiaodange = Anakin + Luke's
single-parent family, with dreams. Then accidentally became a chosen one. All kinds of civilians took the lead, reaching the sky in one step. Six parts are combined into one, and it is understandable that the two corners of father and son are in one.

Galahad = Kui Gang (it is said that a lightsaber is used in the deleted clip)
because he is handsome. And also hung up.

Arthur=Temperature+Juda (Do you think it’s not like a round place? Huh) The
explanation is redundant

Valentin=Emperor+Vida (black)
explanation or redundant

(double) Sword-legged sister=Das Mo
explained that it was the superfluous

protagonist’s mother=Ani’s mother/Luke’s mother
also gave birth to a younger sister. The

protagonist’s mother’s boyfriend = Sandman,
although there are various thugs, they can only be Sandman, not Jabba.

Merlin≈Obi-Wan’s
successor dad,

Luke’s doctor = Alderaan
bombed

Valentin’s satellite/Valentin’s base =
the target that the Death Star needs to be bombed, and the entrance to the base is very narrow, and the interior decoration is also Thick. . . Star Wars wind.

Swedish princess = princess Leah
, princess. "As a spy, are you a little shorter?"

Valentin's guard = how do you think it's all the stormtroopers in
white.

Cars stolen from kingsman =
enough cars that Arnie drove when he was a child, Roxy
girl = han
enough,
Roxy girl’s dog =
enough Qiuyi,

but we should understand the director’s heart → Luke finally slept with Leah ! Yeah. . .

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Extended Reading

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.