Be careful of the guy who takes the umbrella on a sunny day

Xzavier 2022-10-18 14:55:42

The ace agent Lancelot went to Argentina to perform a rescue mission. The rescued object was a university professor with high authority in the field of Force research and development. The man behind the kidnapping incident is Master Yundu who has fallen into the dark side of the Force. He is now a billionaire, genius, philanthropist, and possibly a friend of women. As the villain, he gave himself a stage name called Valentine's Day. The reason why Mr. Qing kidnapped the professor is to use the professor's research to make all mankind fall into the dark side of the Force, so as to solve the population problem once and for all. Mr. Qing is high-minded and opposed to violence, so fighting and slashing people mainly rely on the female assistant who has a pair of artificial legs that are sharper than a lightsaber.

The protagonist, like many similar stories, is a idle young man. When he got into trouble and was arrested in the police station, he suddenly remembered that when he was a child, a strange uncle came to his house and gave him a badge. He also told him, "If you have something to do, he can help you solve a lot of problems~" Hold a try With his mentality, the actor used the privilege of the badge, and sure enough, he summoned the personable Uncle Collin Firth. The uncle not only rescued the actor, but also introduced him to the job very enthusiastically, and personally took him to the tailor's shop for an interview. As the saying goes, a tailor who doesn't want to be a pot maker is not a good spy. The job the uncle introduced to the actor is to replace Lancelot, who was cut to death by King Kong's legs, to become an ace agent. Although in the eyes of others, he is a young man with nothing to do, but the uncle saw that this young man has a wonderful bones and is an inextricable secret agent.

The job search road is always full of hardships, and the male protagonist must pass many tests to successfully obtain the promising career of an agent. Among the elites of a prestigious school, it is not easy for a male protagonist who does not even have a technical school diploma to stand out from the crowd. During the expedition period, the protagonist received the test including the toilet blocked the flooded bedroom in the middle of the night, skydiving cannot open the umbrella bag, and there will be no Tony Stark remote-controlled cheese baked lobster armor to fish people, raise dogs and shoot it. The last link is the most difficult, and the male protagonist failed this test. However, the ace agents who are on the other side of the ocean, S.H.I.E.L.D., have come up with something that can be made. At a young age, they have to deal with their own courageous and righteous wealth. Later, this person has grown into an excellent second. Five sons. The task of raising a dog actually has rich connotations. It examines the comprehensive qualities of candidates from many aspects, such as the number of Yin and Yang, the five elements and eight characters, and the ability to name Zhouyi. James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jack Bauer are all acceptable options for dogs. And I really want to know what level of Justin Bieber is if he answers.

While the protagonist is undergoing induction training and inspection, the uncles of the real secret agents are also testing each other with the villains. Mr. Valentine's day with hands and eyes, which Western leaders have never seen, have connections with politicians and intelligence agencies of various countries, but do not know the existence of ace agents. From here, we can see the cultural differences of different countries. The British secret service organization is named after the tailor shop, while the Tianchao secret service organization is named after the cooking genre of roast duck, which shows the nature of food. In order to investigate Mr. Qing's conspiracy, the uncle went deep into the tiger's den and went to the opponent's house alone for a banquet. During the meeting, the two sides fully exchanged views on the issue of special agent films. Everything was going well, but at the end it was messed up. Because this stingy American eats Happy Paradise meal without giving away toys. The whole meaning of Happy Meal lies in toys! So the two sides forged a beam, endlessly dying.

The uncle gathered important information while attending the banquet, and investigated a [Beep] religious organization in the United States related to the big villain Valentine's Day. So the uncle once again ventured into the danger alone, and went to the church where the congregation was taught in Kentucky State, the United States, to find out. Due to a conflict with the congregation, the uncle fought and went on to kill. After the bloodbathed the church, the uncle gradually became sober, when the villain appeared in front of him. According to the routine of general agent movies, the big villain should make some acceptance speeches and choose a particularly tangled method to kill the good guys, so that the good guys can have a chance to escape. But Mr. Valentine said, "I am me, a firework of different colors", so he didn't follow the routine, and the shot ended up uncle.

In fact, what happened in the church was an experiment done by the villain. He uses widely distributed free mobile phone cards and satellites in the sky to influence people's brain waves, trigger people's aggressiveness, and make people kill each other. In order to prevent the villain’s plan to mend the sword, and to avenge the uncle who died in the line of duty, the protagonist assembled the last force he could trust and went to the villain’s base camp in the Arctic to start a decisive battle.

As the saying goes, Buddha relies on gold suits, and people relies on suits. After the cross-dress, the actor forced the grid several times in an instant, like an uncle possessing his body, killing the Quartet. The actor keeps in mind the teachings of the uncle, the higher the force, the greater the ability. The active performance of the protagonist, coupled with the strong technical support behind the fireworks display without losing the opportunity, the original unfavorable situation was quickly reversed. The last obstacle is the female assistant of the villain. Like the recent "Jupiter Ascending", the equipment on the feet plays the most important role in this film. Although the female assistant took various poses flexibly, she was swept by the foot of the actor and died of poison. Such a powerful force is comparable to teacher Yang Mi.

The hero who saved the world finds the Swedish princess who has been imprisoned by the villain to receive the task reward. The princess took him around her back garden. Since then, the agent and the princess have lived a sexual life together.

Easter Egg 1: The actor interprets the special agent version of "When I grow up I will be you".

Easter Egg 2: The actor returns home and finds Mr. Valentine who is not dead. The latter blinded an eye somehow, and said mysteriously: "I want to talk to you about the'Avenger Project'."

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Mr. Sun, a good friend, highly recommended this movie to me, my first reaction was that this "The King of Man" should be the first one The sequel to the "Wang's Speech" in 2009, right? But the style seems to be quite bad.

Later I learned that this was actually the "Secret Service" that I had noticed early in the morning. At that time, I saw a feature on Mtime.com, about which movies are worth looking forward to in 15 years. The editor focused on the movie "Secret Service" and seemed to use an exclamation mark to strengthen the tone. I want to recommend a movie so hard, either by collecting money, or by really madly in love. However, nowadays, the more you receive the money, the more you love to pretend to be objective, neutral and rigorous; if you dare to put aside your shame and express your excitement frankly in a press release that should be serious and calm, it must be true love. So out of curiosity, I started to pay attention to this movie.

Of course, attention first starts with the lineup. The only actor identified at the time seemed to be Uncle Colin Firth. Agents, comics, and Uncle Colin Firth, I like all of these, but how the first two merged with the last key element was a bit unimaginable for me at the time. Then I saw that the director was Matthew Vaughan, and I had some insights. It would not be ugly to have him in the movie. Later, the trailer came out, and I was finally completely relieved.

Matthew Vaughan's ability is not to turn decay into magic, but to turn magic into something more magical. What he has photographed in recent years is the most commercial subject matter, and he does not think about looking at this badly photographed subject from another angle. He is following the routine of the past, but he will take everything to the extreme, breaking through the film that other directors are often just about to pierce, thus completely activating the refreshing nerves of the audience. Matthew Vaughan's commercial action movies bring people not surprises, but satisfaction. Every detail is similar to the audience's expectations, but almost everything here refers to a little higher than the audience's expectations. So put together it becomes 120 points beyond expectations.

The above-mentioned kind of continuity is a little bit higher than the audience's expectations, and always maintains a relatively uniform altitude, until the church battle of Uncle Collin Firth. The audience is very curious to what extent the uncle, who has always been gentle and well-mannered, will be brutal in this new restricted action film under the guidance of the director of "King of the Sea". We thought that the uncle would at most just hit twice with an umbrella and show off the various gadgets of the agent by the way. As a result, the uncle really did it. I could feel the trigger pinched by the uncle when I shot a headshot. After shooting the pistol, I simply raised my fist, duang duang's muffled sound was endless, and I couldn't help but tap my feet and tap to accompany his human drum. There should be no restrictions on fighting, otherwise we will go to watch sports. In this period, the uncle has used all the killing methods that can be used, and the director's evil and aura are also displayed incisively and vividly. We have all fantasized about using pistols, daggers, axes, fists, and mop sticks to kill those who are not pleasing to our eyes, and the director who understands the audience's psychology uses the smoothest rhythm to connect these fantasies together to become this A gorgeous movement.

A good meal is inseparable from the right ingredients, and a happy fighting scene can not be separated from the right person to be beaten. The best part of this section of the church is that the fanatical [Beep] cultists are chosen as the uncle's target. Such people tend to become blind, extreme, and unreasonable because they are too obsessed with their beliefs. Since it is unreasonable, it can only be destroyed by humanity. Some people may say that these people have also been brainwashed, and they cannot be blamed. So by the same token, zombies often don’t choose to be zombies by themselves, so should people stand alone when facing zombies? When a person loses his mind, he is different from us. The reason why the zombie element is popular in today's movies, I think, is because they have a similar appearance to ours, but they are completely unreasonable. The logical thinking that human beings are proud of is completely unworkable in front of these guys, so they can only draw a gun to get a headshot. The imaginary enemy in the movie "Zombie" stems from people's fear of being surrounded by a wave of irrational people. In the brutal massacres and sensational movements in history, when the perpetrators committed terrible behaviors, they fell into a state of zombie. Some people would say that all of this should be attributed to the instigator behind it, just like a big pharmaceutical company that is going to find the instigator in a zombie movie in the end. But this does not exempt the sins of the zombies. If the zombies restore their sanity after taking the medicine, they should of course be welcomed by the human society. But as long as it is still a zombie at this moment, it should be beaten by someone like Uncle Colin Firth.

Originally, when I played Uncle [Beep], I thought I had to cut points for this movie. This mentality continued until the actor changed into a suit. Seeing this, I understand why the director must let the uncle receive the lunch first. Because otherwise it would be too unfair to the new hero. If a wayward audience like me always revolves around the uncle with unknowingly narrow eyes, it will definitely not be able to pay attention to the surprise brought by the final protagonist, the sparrow changing into a phoenix. And the ultimate battle can go further when there are hundreds of people in the church cutting beads and jade. The brilliant brainstorming is the most imaginative picture I have seen recently, and the brutality reveals an inexplicable sense of joy, and the majestic soundtrack It also goes well with it. But when I watched it, I still made up the song that Jin Sanpang and Hulanlan particularly liked.

Samuel Jackson contributed most of the film’s laughter. Compared to Robocop, which was outside of the main storyline last year, he was clearly more dazzling when he was fully committed this time. Nick Fury, who is also played by him, is also a high-spirited agent, and when he puts down the shelf in this film, he can immediately become a funny monster who talks and laughs with Western leaders. The character's name is Valentine's Day. I wonder if he knows that some people in the world like to celebrate a holiday called White Day. It is estimated that if he knows, he will definitely be more determined to destroy the world. Because the name of this festival is too discriminatory to people of color.

In any case, I wish you all a happy and meaningful day in this less politically correct holiday.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Waiter: Would sir care for a drink?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you.

  • [after Eggsy puts on his suit]

    Merlin: Looking good, Eggsy.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Feeling good, Merlin.