You just have to watch Uncle Colin play handsome quietly (no spoilers)

Aurore 2022-07-25 19:28:27

The comment has no substantive content, because this is a very interesting action comedy, there is nothing to say, just recommend everyone to go to the theater to lick Colin.

Colin Firth is so handsome as long as he stands there, but you can imagine this guy wearing a haute couture suit in the film, wearing black-framed glasses, holding a gentleman's exclusive long-handled umbrella, he can still be alone. Fighting 100, fighting and killing people like lunatic elite killers...

Fuck me, I think all the men and women in the theater are going to lick his tie! ! Can the plot be eaten? The villain trying to build a better world is really sickly and cute! Who cares what happens to the new male protagonist? Does this immature face compare to Grandpa Kane + Ma Qiang + Uncle Colin! I think too much!

This is a movie set specifically for being cool, and the middle-aged and elderly group exists only for the purpose of being cool. Think about it. A spy agency similar to the IMF is called "The Kings of Men". Its members are codenamed Knights of the Round Table. Grandpa Kane is codenamed King Arthur, Uncle Colin is codenamed Galahad, and Ma Qiang is codenamed Merlin. It feels good. S2 is so ashamed, but cool people are cool no matter how shame they are. The trailer only shows Colin assaulting the little gangster, but there is also a more grand single-player action scene in the feature film. The trailer is just the tip of the iceberg! I have never imagined that I can see such brilliant action design in the movies of the British team today. It combines the practicality of the Bourne series of punches to the blood of the meat knife and the gorgeous skills that are pleasing to the eye but not at all fancy, no matter it is simple and neat. The opening kill is still the indoor 1V100 that Uncle Colin started in the wild battle mode. The kind of refreshing, hitting, and bursting feeling is the experience of watching high-end players demonstrate the continuous killing.

If in the future the Assassin's Creed movie version can do half of the best in this movie, I will be very pleased.

right! what! Just watching Uncle Colin wear a suit and run through the water to kill and kill it is worth the fare! All the audience's Holy Shit was held in their throats because their eyes were already watching! straight! NS! Lace has been straightened! The straight man has been turned! Can't hold it at all.

In contrast, some of the main action scenes of the male protagonist, although the pattern is copied, but the feeling has been different, do you understand? Children fight and play guns, there is no coquettish uncle! Even in a suit, you still look like a middle school student! After all, the men of the uncles are kings, not the boys of the king!

This film sometimes takes the tough realistic route and sometimes the neurotic route of "I can't make up the fuck," but it creates some weird laughs and extremely weird and crazy scenes. The soundtrack complements them, and it has a carnival atmosphere. coupled with the villain really wonderful setting, out of the whole piece like James Bond edition of GIJoe, sometimes mature plot was reassuring nod, sometimes absurd like cartoons, you always thought that watching a comedy, in fact ......

I Not spoiled.

Don't have extravagant expectations about the plot. Believe me, you can ignore the training of young people. Anyway, it is the old one. Watching the middle-aged and elderly group can satisfy all your desires. Samuel Jackson’s villain is a bright spot that constantly brings surprises, and the female blade fighters around him also contributed many outstanding and innovative action scenes. Of course, all of this can't be compared to Uncle Colin's smile and paralysis. He has no brotherly muscles, no feminine facial features, and no tight uniforms, but as long as he appears on the screen, he is a big killer, the whole audience "I'm bleeding all over the floor!"

So I feel that he hasn't watched enough of his action scenes at all, and he wants more! More! More! What a blessing if there is a prequel.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Waiter: Would sir care for a drink?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you.

  • [after Eggsy puts on his suit]

    Merlin: Looking good, Eggsy.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Feeling good, Merlin.