Wait, director. . . This ending is not very strong

Fernando 2021-10-13 13:06:50

1. The PK of wild boar, reindeer and rabbit. In the end, the wild boar took away the cute award, the reindeer took away the handsome award, and the rabbit took away the cute award.

2. In the gender competition, Li Peisi surpassed all female characters to win the beauty award. In contrast, the volume of Fu reflects his long face with only voice, so he directly took away the ugly award.

3. The behemoth who opened the city gate with his head took away the dumbest prize, and the smartest prize was finally assigned to Baggins by the official conference because it was unclaimed. (Afterwards, the King of the Hill, who was absent from drinking dwarf spirits, questioned the stupidest award, and 10 ice cubes were broken with his head on PARTY.)

4. Gandalf successively won the Best Battle Mage award from the Wizarding Association The awards are specially awarded to the mages who chant spells in their leisure time, and skillfully use their swords and double hands to fight in close combat.

5. The winner of the Jubi award is the deputy chief of the town. He used a quick faction change, clever cross-dressing skills and a big milk composed of gold coins to steadily defeat the king of the hill and the extra actor.

6. In the epic biological award PK, the dragon was defeated in the competition with the underground worm. It is said that some judges gave bad reviews in the evaluation of the evil dragon: exaggerated acting skills and lack of practical work. In contrast to the spirit of the underground worms struggling to work hard on the front lines of the underground, the dragon was too public and finally defeated in this high-sounding award.

7. The Elf Queen and Gandalf joined hands to win the prize for the most tearful love scene. At that time, a feminist group and a gay group protested to the organizers that cross-racial love deserves this award. However, on the day of the awards, a certain elf heroine mysteriously disappeared because of Zhong Cheng's case.

8. The ragged dragon slayer took away the award that resembles Li Yapeng most in Europe and America. When the award was presented, the camera swept towards Li Yapeng himself, who was holding the child under the stage, and he cast approving glances at the dragon slayer.

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  • Brett 2022-03-23 09:01:09

    Basically the whole process is the expression of 0 mouth 0. Thank you PJ, thank you everyone, thank you for your company for 13 years, not one last time, it's forever.

  • Raven 2021-10-20 19:00:08

    In the last movie, there are so many slots that roll your eyes and you can’t bear it. It feels like there is no story to film, just brainstorming, and the fighting action scenes are protracted and uncontrollable. The special effects have become fake and exaggerated. What happened to Li Peisi's education of love in the end? Martin Freeman's performance is so awkward that he can't look directly at it. It's no wonder that the most important sensational drama directly makes him cover his face + vision. Three stars are given to Thorin.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Dain: [when he sees another army approaching] Oh, COME ON!

  • Tauriel: [Thranduil arrives at the top of Ravenhill to find Tauriel crying over Kili's body] They want to bury him.

    Thranduil: Yes.

    Tauriel: If this is love, I do not want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

    Thranduil: [sadly] Because it was real.

    Tauriel: [Tauriel cradles Kili's hand in hers and leans down to kiss him]