My dad's name is Orofel, do you guess he is silver-haired or blond? Haha, I won't tell you.
I have a baby named Legolas. I can tell you with certainty about my son's broken hair. Although his name is Luye, his hair is not green! ! !
I am a very unlucky elf.
Although everyone says that I am strange, I am cool, and I am very irritable, but in fact, I don't think there is a second elf who is more unlucky than me in All Middle Earth-except for the half-bald Elrond.
Half-bald is really bad luck... The bad luck here doesn't mean that he is half-bald and a little old.
He was abducted by his relatives when he was a child. The relatives said he wanted to kill him, so he could only hide in the cave. Then his father flew into the sky wearing a diamond and his name became a cave.
After a long time, Sauron came, and he went on the battlefield. After several years of fighting, he finally won, but his brother’s descendants are a pitfall, 3,000 years in a pit, ha ha.
Anyway, at least nearly 3,000 years of peace have passed, but he was cheated by his brother's descendants again-this time it was not the ring, but his daughter! His one hundred and eighth nephew abducted his daughter! ! His daughter wants a man but not a father! ! ! Is this really messy X?
A few days ago, half-bald asked me to drink, and told me depressed, what was wrong with his brother at the time, and he chose to be a human being? Just being a human being, why do all his descendants come to cheat him?
...He asked me, who am I asking?
Okay, let's talk about why I am also unlucky.
When I was young, I lived very smartly in Dorias, and my dad also lived very smartly.
We don’t want to get involved with Noldor and Morgoth at all. We have Elu Tingger, Merian, and Lucian Tinouvel. What are the other messy things?
Then came a human named Belen, and soon even the Silmarillion came, and then Ting Ge was killed by a dwarf while he was asleep! !
Oh my god, how can you die so badly, Your Majesty!
At that time I was still young and Dorias was almost GG. That was my first unlucky time.
Not long after, Lucian’s son Diou took over Dorias. I was so happy, and finally peace was restored. Your Majesty Tingge, you are well in the West. Don’t be fooled when you see those short people in the future. NS.
Then in a few years! ! Dio was actually killed by Noldor Elves! ! !
I originally thought that the Silmaril was to blame, but when I think about it, the worst thing is actually the troublesome group of Fino, why are there so many things? If the family killing is not enough, do you want to do it again?
At this time I want to ask Galadriel to comment. Isn't Feinuo her relative? As a result, the grandmother had always lived in Dorias, but at this time she didn't know where the flashes went... It's so witty, hehe...
So Dorias belched, and my chic days belched too. Yes, this is my second unlucky time.
My dad is so sad, His Majesty Tingge is in despair, Dorias nobles are brought by him, little cabbage, yellow in the ground, three or two years old, no mother, we are starting to wander! !
Who are we messing with! ! Nothing gets mixed up! ! ! How come the country is gone for some reason! ! ! !
From then on, I felt that the dwarves and Noldo were unreliable. Isn't this a scam?
However, in a few years Noldo’s Gondolin was also belching, Tugang and the 12 family were almost completely destroyed, the reason is that they were also betrayed by a Nodo...what the hell is going on with this group of relatives...
and then we The two groups of unlucky spirits wandered together. I think my father wanted to kill the group of Nodos, but there are many half-orcs at the mouth of the Sirion River. We can only fight the half-orcs with Nodo...
Morgoth It's also a lunatic, so what is it that can't let me be a beautiful man quietly? What does it matter to us?
Anyway, after pouring bad luck twice, my chic days are gone forever. Those years are really memories of blood and tears... Not to mention, I have not been so miserable in this life, I can't even drink a sip of wine... …
The lord gods engaged in a battle of anger, and Morgoth finally said goodbye. Oh my god, I am all comfortable, let me return to the rhythm I am familiar with, and never get involved with the troublesome spirits again! !
Then came Sauron again.
I asked if there is something wrong with this group of gods, can't you live a good life?
It was another group of Noldor elves who couldn't say a word, and came out with a bunch of rings. What are the three precepts of the elves, can you not drag us into your own business? We, Sinda, only have so few people left in Middle-earth, okay, relatives!
But wailing is useless.
My dad and I took the Dorias survivors and moved to the Great Green Forest in the Second Age. We simply lived with the Avari natives. It was much easier to worry about, but it didn’t take long. The final alliance battle came. .
I think they are definitely teasing us, and my father thinks so too, but if that's the case, the battle is still going to be fought.
I was killing a half-orc while thinking, why did I get involved with us again?
Then Gilgalad, the last supreme monarch of Noldor, died, and so did my dad.
Nima.
Too bad.
Oh oh oh dad!
This is my third unlucky time.
So time entered the third period of the solar age, I swear, I will never care about those neuroses again, I will never care about it again! !
I returned to Da Lvlin, everything was fine except for my dead father. After a short while, I also had a smash.
What? You ask my son who the fuck is? You ask Peter Jackson to go, how do I know! !
Then I ran into my fourth bad luck.
Sauron, come back as soon as you come back, picking Mao in my place? ?
Middle-earth is so big! Is Angmar bad? ! Why are you squatting in Dol Gordo all right! ! !
I finally live a chic life again! ! ! ! As a result, the forest is polluted for you! ! ! ! !
What a great green forest! ! ! ! ! ! You fucking made me a dark jungle! ! ! ! ! !
I fight with you! ! ! ! ! ! It's my trouble! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It's me again for Mao! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Heart-stuck.
There was nothing wrong between the fourth bad luck and the fifth bad luck, but Peter Jackson... you stabbed my heart! ! !
How did my son become a secondary 2?
Isn't he gentle and smiling?
Why is a child whose identity I don't know is such a violent baby?
Oh, son, look at Dad, Dad likes you very much... In
a bad mood, grab the jewels, go to the brothers, and finally be able to beat the dwarves! ! !
The result has not yet begun to beat the group of dwarfs! The orcs came to make trouble again! !
I'm so angry! ! This plot is so familiar! ! Wasn't my father in the same mood to chop half-orcs at the mouth of the Sirian River back then? ! !
The deer that hit me was also dead! ! It's hard to raise a deer with such awesome antlers! !
Then my son left with a Silvan Elf who wanted to save the dwarf...
Hematemesis=_=
you named Tao Lier, wait! ! Who are you so special! ! ! Leave my son, wherever you go! ! ! !
Then my son said he was not going home anymore! ! ! !
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! Yacht butterfly! ! ! Why is this happening! ! ! ! Peter Jackson, come out for me! ! ! ! !
With a knowing blow, I covered my chest and fell to the ground. My green leaf ran away from home inexplicably. I can only guide him to find Lin Gu's half-bald brother's offspring...Why is it him again...How many
times is this bad luck?
Well, no matter how many times it is, the one that makes me most heartbroken is finally here.
Decades have passed! It's rare for my son to come back to see me! ! He gets along well with that Dunedin! ! !
Looking at the sky, is it Mao?
Then came a grunt, then it ran, and then even The One Ring came.
Then I hit the child actually joined the Fellowship ......
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you come back ah children hit! It's up to you! ! Your father, I don't have a ring! ! !
Iluvita, Alberez, half-bald, his father is shining in the sky, Sauron, my ball ball, please let me go...
This is me, Selan, blond, rich, always stuck in heart, and mindful ·Unhappy·Dill's life in Middle-earth.
...Why is it so unlucky! Why is it always me who is unlucky every time! ! What did i do wrong! ! !
I went back to drinking with Lin Gu half-bald a few days ago.
He drank too much, and said to me with tears: "I'm so unlucky! I've been so unlucky for a lifetime!! Unlucky for thousands of years of diligence! In the end, my daughter was abducted by my brother's offspring! Heartbroken! !!!”
I thought about it carefully, and said to him: “My son was also abducted by your brother’s offspring.”
Silence, silence, or silence.
The north wind blew, blew, blew............
I and he held hands and looked at our tears, but we were silent and choked.
Why...Unlucky...Always I Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ! ! ! !
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Turned the page! ! The original poster is so touched! ! !
See the call! Add a paragraph of Gandalf's conspiracy! ! !
Above the dividing line is a summary based on history! ! ! Below the dividing line is brain supplement! ! ! ! Don't take Bojun smile seriously! ! ! !
The longer section was too long,
so I can simplify it... Hello everyone, my name is Gandalf.
I have many names. When I was in Amen, my name was Oruoyin, the elves of Middle-earth called me Mislanda, and Thrandil called me that mess of hair.
... hurts.
I came to Middle-earth to fight against Sauron.
Sauron was originally Maia, and our five witches are also Maia.
But the same as Maia, why does Ridagast and I have such bad hair quality, but Saruman's long hair is so smooth?
When the Middle-earth natives saw me, they thought I was an elf, and named me Gandalf, which means an elf waving a big stick.
Grofindel, who ran to Middle-earth with me, said mercilessly: "How can the quality of the fairies' hair be so bad?"
...... hurt! !
I like Elrond very much because his hair is in worse condition than mine.
When I first came to Middle-earth, I visited a few elven lords who were still alive in Middle-earth. The old man Cirdan gave me the Ring of Fire and asked me to be a potback man. Mrs. Galadriel was very gentle with me, but it’s a pity. Celeborn looked at me with murderous intent in his eyes.
Thranduil was the most exaggerated. I sincerely praised him "Your hair quality is really good!", he glanced at my hair disgustingly and beat me out.
…Uuuuu...
Only Elrond, not only has a good temper, but is also half-bald, worse than my messy hair, I like him so much.
When I sensed that Dol Gordo was about to finish, I went to discuss it with the half-bald.
Half-bald asked me: "Why don't you go find calcium milk?"
I honestly replied: "I'm afraid of Keller Peng cutting me to death. "
Half-bald helpless:" I am their son-in-law, you are not afraid of me cutting to death You? "
I'm happy:" Hahahahaha, stop making trouble. Last time I said you were half-bald and you didn't cut me to death. "
Then I was almost beaten by two of his boys.
I cleared my throat and said sternly: "Dol Gordo is not good, I think we want Rutherlandeer to join."
Half-bald, pulling his hair, said worriedly : "This... not so good, we have already
I have pitted the Great Green Forest once, should I pit them a second time? " I said:" What do you want, what do you mean pitting them a second time? You have pitted Trerey and Sinda four or five times. Right? "The
half-bald expression looks like constipation:"...shut up..."
"This...that...I think Dol Gordo's necromancer is Sauron! "The
half-bald expression seemed to be constipated for three years.
I'll keep working harder: "Dol Gordo is in the dark forest! If Thrandil chooses not to do it, how will we play?"
Half-bald hesitated and said:" Thrandil will not let the dark forces bully him. "
I continue to induce:" It is not enough to protect him, I mean to get him into the group! "
Half bald and sweaty: "You...you...what do you want to do?"
I patted him. Shoulder: "Leave it to me. I think a key person will come to Rivendell in the near future. He will be the offspring of Isiduo. You have to raise him well. How can he say it is you Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan Xuan. Grand-nephew! With him, Rutherlandeer's gang is just around the corner. "
So I found Thorin Oakshield who was hapless , and abducted a hobbit, and successfully led them out of the dark forest.
Passing by Rivendell on the way, half bald and still wanting to talk, I know what he wants to say, he always thinks Thranduil is a good person and can't bear to cheat him again.
Hehe, I also asked Thranduil this question, why is he so considerate to half-bald?
Thranduil said: "I can't bear to squeeze a spirit that is worse than me. After all, he is the only creature in Middle-earth."
... It makes sense.
When I walked to the gate of the dark dense forest, I said, "You can only go in and hide! You guys first hide from me and get in touch! Don't leave the way of the spirits!"
Then I ran away. What a joke, Thranduil almost burned my beard last time.
The next plot seemed to go smoothly, except that I was in Dol Gordo by the gentleman Sauron, and then Mrs. Galadriel, half-bald and well-haired Saruman came to rescue me.
I hope I will not be beaten by Keller.
After I went back, I heard that the fighting spirit was almost brewing under the Lonely Mountain. I guess Thorin should have met Thranduil, anyway, at least Thranduil finally stopped being an otaku. How improved!
There was a mess when I got to Dale, and there was something wrong with Bilbo Baggins, but there was no time to worry about him for the time being. Thranduil was still so bad-tempered, but fortunately he didn't beat me out again.
Then I saw Legolas Green Leaf!
Oh my god, good luck!
By the way, Legolas's hair quality is also very good_(:зゝ∠)
_I pulled Legolas quietly and said to him: "The mountains and rivers beyond the dark and dense forest are magnificent, much more interesting than the woodland kingdom."
Legolas blinked: "I know, I haven't been out yet."
"Uh...you don't want to travel to Middle-earth, the world is your home! "
Legolas blinked again:" My dad said, not going home. The hair quality of people will get worse. "
I almost didn't catch my breath:" Don't you want to be a hero of Middle-earth! "
Legolas scratched his head:" My dad said that these words are used by Noldor to fool us. "
... Thranduil, you are so witty! !
But Legolas immediately said: "I understand! Actually, I want to go out and wobble, I'll think about how to tell my dad about it. "
Then Legolas ran away, and I stood there with a grimace. I don't know how the plot will develop.
To my surprise, Thorin died.
I never meant it to be that way.
Sauron wants to form an alliance with Brother Si Mao, which is undoubtedly a big blow to Middle-earth; and for the long-bearded dwarf, how can Gushan bear the invasion of others.
I thought that there would be more than one bird with one stone, but I didn't expect to let the descendants of Dulin stain Crow Ridge with blood. What can we do to save every life in this middle-earth?
I can't think of an answer. I can only watch the elves put the beast-biting swords in front of Thorin's grave, and the dwarves' singing sounded in my ears, and the grief was far away.
Afterwards, Legolas actually conflated with Aragorn.
It is said that Legolas's first sentence when he saw Aragorn was: "Hahahahahahaha, how long have you not taken a bath? Your hair is messy!"
... I was anxiously looking for a comb to comb my hair.
Later, Aragorn really flicked Legolas into the Fellowship. I was so happy. The plot is perfect! !
Half-bald said worriedly: "You must never see Thranduil in the future."
I am so touched, as expected , only half-bald cares about me the most! I nodded and said: "Well, he will definitely cut me to death. But it's worth it! We succeeded in pulling the dark forest into the water! Can Thranduil let him smash it?"
Half-bald bared his teeth and said:" Cruel...You are so cruel. Thrandil is obviously so gentle and kind. "
...Only you in Middle-earth think so! ! !
Something happened during this period.
Saruman rebelled.
After a fight with him, my hair style became more and more messy.
After finally entering Moria with the Fellowship, there is a Balrog in my mother.
You Shall Not Pass!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in a good mood when I came back, because my hair quality has finally improved.
Thanks Iluvita! ! !
I wandered around in Fan Gang Forest and ran into Aragon and Legolas! !
Hahahahaha, so perfect, you two are still together! ! ! There was even a dwarf following...I felt that I couldn't see Thranduil anymore, he would really kill me! ! ! !
The Lord of the Rings holy war has not been fought for a long time, and the human side generally won it openly.
The magic hobbit.
It's finally peaceful, I think I can go back to Amenzhou, I still feel a little bit reluctant to think about it.
Just when I was in trouble, I saw half baldness.
The half-bald seemed to be drinking too much, and seemed to be unsteady. I wanted to step forward to help him with concern, but he punched him.
I was stunned... The
half-bald was obviously drunk, and he yelled at me while beating me with his tongue: "Mom! I'll pull Estelle big at your word!! As a result, he not only abducted Legolas." Thranduil pulled into the group!! I even abducted my girl!!! I tried to fight with you!!!"
Unexpectedly, I was not cut to death by Thranduil and Celeborn, but I was beaten by Elrond, a very good-tempered half-bald man.
Hey, guilty...
ooh, I won't wave again, let me go back to Varinor! ! !
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