If you don't make it, why don't you guys take down all of the old man's Sipi! ! ! !
Only TB and TB can be seen in the whole movie! ThorinxBilbo! ! ! ! ! TranduilxBard! ! ! ! ! ! What are you doing, PJ, how much did you charge Jack Ma to promote Taobao! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
tell me! ! ! ! ! ! How did you feel after watching the first movie three years ago!
Epic right! ! There is no epic! ! ! ! ! !
What do you think after watching the second part last year!
Action right! ! ! ! It's a great game! ! ! ! ! It also comes with three minutes for Sister Se to let us lick it! ! ! ! ! right! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It is included! ! ! ! ! ! what are you thinking! ! ! !
Then I look forward to the end of this adventure even more! ! ! ! !
Bart! ! ! ! ! I came out on my knees after watching the third part! ! ! ! ! ! This is really a pure love story that PG13 can't even reach! ! ! ! PJ, you good job! ! ! ! ! ! It’s too deep to hide! ! ! ! ! !
First of all, it was a pit from the appearance of Brother Si Mao! ! ! ! ! Do you still remember the last words of Brother Si Mao last year????????
I am fire! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I am death! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Cool and dazzling tyrannical dick blasting the sky! ! ! ! ! !
Do you think Brother Si Mao is going to show off his magical powers against Bud the ball man [not misspelled] for 300 rounds in this episode? ? ? ? ?
Too young! ! ! ! ! ! Too young! ! ! ! ! ! !
Brother Si Mao died within two minutes of his appearance! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! And why did you make him die! ! ! ! ! ! Talk about tuberculosis! ! ! ! ! ! Zhongtu Yiba Long-faced Brother Si Mao died of tuberculosis! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The villain died of talking too much! ! ! ! ! ! ! At that time, Bud had an arrow left in his hand, okay! ! ! ! All the bows are broken, okay! ! ! ! ! I don't want Fat Dragon Si Mao brothers to exercise in these years, he was tired after spraying the fire for a long time, and he sat on the ground and started chattering with Bud! ! ! He chatter! ! ! ! ! ! When he opened his mouth, Bud and his son both looked awkward! ! ! ! Have you only heard of dragon breathing fire! ! ! ! ! ! I haven't heard that this dragon can still chatter! ! ! ! ! ! Si Mao brother raised his neck and said Bud, do you think he is handsome, but he was shot by [Budd with black lines on his face] at once! ! ! ! ! ! ! Then! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Brother Si Mao! ! ! ! ! ! Take off coolly! ! ! ! ! Emma was sweating in her palms! ! ! ! ! ! In case Si Mao didn't die, he was going to grab peanuts with some people! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
As a result, Brother Si Mao revolved three hundred and sixty degrees in the air, realizing a tricky death, falling down and hanging up.
Why do you want Brother Si Mao on the poster of Ta Ma! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Xia Chang Lian's salary is easy to earn, right, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
From then on, Changhu Town left the legend of brother! A generation of Tianjiao Bard ball man, only knows how to bow and shoot tuberculosis! ! ! ! !
After defeating the evil dragon, everyone lived happily together [I didn’t have my
uncle watching from a distance when the tuber was shot down by Armstrong [Hey], with a gratified smile, the gentle eyes said: spring is here Now, the raven is back, it's time to marry a wife.
It is said that Kili just gave birth to a baby in the first episode, and the response to this episode is quite fast! ! ! ! Start picking up girls immediately! ! ! ! ! ! ! Holding Xiao Tao's hand affectionately confessed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sister, come with me! ! ! ! ! ! Brother takes you to see the outside world! ! ! ! ! Xiaotao felt the two eyes of Ye Zi Yinsi coming from behind and shook her head resolutely and said that your accent is too heavy, I can't hear you! Wow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The female master of Gou, Kili, took out a stone that [I customized one hundred pieces in my hometown and saw a girl share a piece that I had never missed for many years] and told Xiao Tao that we were so set! ! ! ! ! Then he walked away mercilessly! ! ! ! ! ! 600-year-old girl Xiaotao was moved and cried, okay! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Then the poor leaves have been left behind! ! ! ! ! ! ! Facts have proved that you can be a goddess if you don't understand the language! ! ! ! The key is to be handsome! ! ! ! ! ! Will have children too! ! ! ! ! !
Then Bud, who was promoted to the mayor, said: Winter is upon us! Everyone, find a place to spend the winter! ! Fuck, you really didn't come from GOT Nicholas! ! Later, was Gushan frozen and turned into a Great Wall, brother! ! ! ! ! All hails to the first king of the north! ! ! !
At the same time, under the solitary mountain, in order to propose to Sister Se, the uncle who has come in spring is desperately looking for arkenstone! ! ! ! Didn’t Uncle change fur and wear a crown in this episode? ? ? I can't help but ask where the clothes come from! ! ! ! ! ! Uncle, you have been carrying this good ancestral suit on your back, waiting for the hot day of anti-Qing and Ming revival, right? ! ! ! ! ! ! Anyway, you must all know who took away the two hundred carat diamond, right! ! ! ! That's right! ! ! ! ! ! Peanuts! ! ! ! ! ! Bilbo, the ancient great evil, the source of all evil in Middle-earth! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why is it called the ancient giant evil! ! ! ! ! After watching this episode, you will find that all the bad things are made by Y! ! ! ! ! Without his uncle, he wouldn't be able to wow! ! ! Kili can't hang without him! ! ! ! ! ! ! Yes, I was spoiling wow! ! ! !
Then when the female master of Gou and the group finally met the uncle, the uncle was holding a sad look in the pits and valleys of gold, and said slowly with the fan of the lines of Shakespeare's drama: Nephews, look, the uncle is finally rich NS. Gold beyond measure, beyond sorrow and grief. In an instant, everyone's expression was: Emma has money to marry a wife! ! ! ! !
After that, you thought it was your uncle who found the diamond to propose to Sister Se! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Too young! ! ! ! ! ! Too young! ! ! ! ! ! !
Uncle's true love has only been pushed to the front of the scene secretly by the director! ! ! ! ! ! !
That's right! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It's Bilbo, the ancient giant evil! ! ! ! ! peanut! ! ! ! ! ! !
This Bilbo is simply the heroine of the Otome game! ! ! ! ! ! ! Dry tofu protect him! Uncle has a crush on him! ! ! ! Talking dragon fell in love with him at first sight! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Forgive me, this picture is so beautiful! ! ! ! !
Bilbo was watching the stolen two-hundred-carat diamond flow. Uncle suddenly appeared behind! ! ! ! Say what you are looking for! ! ! ! Bilbo took out an oak seed with a thought! Said I picked it up in someone's yard! Going home to plant it! Looking at it, I think of this journey! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! What do you want peanuts! ! ! ! ! ! Can you talk nonsense about this! ! ! ! ! Have you forgotten that your uncle's name is Thorin Oak Shield! ! ! ! Oak peanuts! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It's really not good for you to confess like this! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Although his uncle has a beard and his two nephews, he is actually very innocent! ! ! ! ! After being so confessed, I'm going to attack it directly! ! ! ! ! ! ! Look at my uncle's eyes instantly soft! ! ! ! ! Blinking long eyelashes and asking Peanut You've carried it all this way? The music has suddenly become the style of Korean drama male and female confession, okay! ! ! ! The uncle smiled. Sinister! ! ! ! Sinister! ! ! ! ! ! !
In fact, Bilbo is shorter, but it's not right to match the uncle or sister Bisser! ! ! ! My uncle thought about it carefully. Instead of looking up at Sister Se, who is a 1.9-meter-high Zhongtu, she can't find a diamond and won't let her go to bed every day. It's better to get together with a 1.6-meter peanut for a lifetime! ! ! ! ! ! Anyway, Peanut has a crush on him [this is purely for my uncle's brain supplement]! Didn’t he save his life? ! ! ! From then on he recognized Bilbo! ! ! ! The line buried by PJ the Great is also deep! ! ! It is strongly recommended that you Meng buy the extended version and dig out the adultery of these two people from the beginning! ! ! ! ! !
At the same time on the other side! ! ! ! Emperor PJ dismantled me another CP! ! ! ! ! ! Nima! ! ! ! ! Sister Se leads the local tyrant gold army to show off her wealth! ! ! ! ! ! The first sentence to see the Bud ball man is to hear that you need assistance! ! ! ! ! ! Where did you hear it! ! ! ! ! ! Why did you know Bud as soon as you came up! ! ! ! What is going on with this heavy [sleeping] feeling! ! ! ! ! Oh my goodness don't Jiang Zi Bud's baby is going to cry daddy again! ! ! !
Then I suddenly recalled the scene of Bud and Ye Zi standing by the lake! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The leaves seem to disagree with Bud at all! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I suddenly understood! ! ! ! ! ! !
Everything must start from twenty years ago! ! ! ! !
One day Sister Se rode a deer to go shopping in Changhu Town to buy diamonds. Suddenly she saw a child archery by the river. She couldn't help but take a closer look. The result was a look! ! ! ! ! This kid! ! ! ! ! How could he look so damn like my baby! ! ! ! ! ! ! He can shoot arrows like my baby fucks! ! ! ! !
In this way, Lord Bud was [confusedly] included in the Dense Forest Light Source's cultivation plan.
That's why Sister Se ignored her own picks and sent food to Bud for a thousand miles! ! ! ! ! I sent it condescendingly to show that you look at it, or I'll treat you well! ! ! ! ! ! Why don't you spend time with stupid humans? Come and join my harem! ! ! ! ! ! ! This is how the relationship between Junyuan and Huanhuan can't stand up to a long time like true love! ! ! ! !
So you all know why Ye Zi had run away from home with a black line on his face! ! ! !
It was watching Sister Se and his uncle [sleeping] together since they were young, and since then they have had complicated love and hate feelings for the dwarf! ! ! [It is wrong
to see that Sister Se's Light Source's plan to develop Bud has also developed PTSD just like her own hair! ! ! ! ! [The fog
is that I don’t want Bud’s two decibels to call me brother! ! ! ! ! [Very foggy!
The leaves are okay, your mother loves you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
But I [sleeping] Master just looks like Ye Zi and Ye Zi's mother, he is innocent! ! ! !
Well, 20 years later, Sister Se said to [Sleep] that he had come to recall the diamond necklace he gave to his uncle when he was called Xiao Tiantian! ! ! ! ! To be honest, uncle, your box of diamonds and a two-hundred carats are still missing the necklace! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! My cp is so alive that you have to tear it apart! ! Sister Se, too! ! ! I want to return the things I gave them! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why are you both unmarried? ! ! ! !
So Sister Se gave [sleeping] a trick to play a scene in which hundreds of angry fishermen pull banners in front of the uncle's door to claim the wages in arrears when the new year is approaching! ! ! ! ! ! ! Bud went out to negotiate first, saying what are you doing blocking the door! ! There is a kind of robbing sister, there is no kind of opening the door, you! ! ! Uncle said I don’t know if you came to rob! ! ! ! So the two of them... talked cordially through a glory hole on the wall... and finally the talk
fell apart obviously...... and then everyone went back to their respective homes to prepare for the battle! ! ! Sister Se and [Sleep] spontaneously formed the River Valley City Demolition Team! ! ! Uncle doesn't feel very good! ! ! ! ! Decided to propose to Peanut before the war! ! ! ! That's right! ! ! ! ! Uncle independent flag! ! ! ! ! ! Can you talk nonsense about returning to your hometown to get married since ancient times? ! ! what! ! !
It was too late, and the eldest uncle had already taken out an ancestral Mithril wedding dress and walked towards Bilbo! ! ! ! ! ! ! Bilbo had to wear it at that time! ! ! ! ! ! He still put it on by himself! ! ! ! ! From the headgear [Bilbo defense +9999]! ! ! ! ! ! ! As if the veil was lifted at the wedding! ! ! ! I'm sorry that the two exchanged their eyes through the shiny silver wedding dress. I really strangled PJ the Great 10,000 times in my heart. ! ! ! ! ! Then the uncle said! ! He said! ! ! ! ! It's a token of our friendship. True friends' hearts are combined! ! ! ! Then there is this gold is ours, ours alone! ! ! ! ! ! ! Uncle! ! ! ! ! ! ! Your marriage proposal is also obscure! ! ! ! ! Forget about your innocence, we all understand! ! ! ! ! But why is your nephew hot? ! ! ! Who did you learn it from? ! ! !
So when you pick up an acorn by accident, please give it to an innocent beard with "oak" in its name! ! ! ! ! ! One strategy, one accuracy! ! ! ! ! !
The surname Li wants to give plums! ! ! ! The surname Huang gives gold! ! ! ! ! The surname Luye wants to give the whole tree! ! ! !
This time, on the side of the demolition team, the dry tofu The Pink joined the demolition army! ! ! ! ! ! Alfie came with a pointy hat full of English accents! Off you go! I suddenly became clever! ! ! ! Is the hat of dried tofu unfamiliar to you? ? That will be the sorting hat of Harry Potter in the future! ! ! ! ! ! Sister Lan Housse warmly received the dried tofu in her pajamas! ! ! ! ! Bud naturally stood beside Sister Se! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sister Se poured him a glass of wine naturally! ! ! ! ! Sister Se moves so skillfully and smoothly! ! ! ! Bud is so familiar with the terrain of Sister Se's room! ! ! ! ! ! Sister Se gave Bud such an ambiguous little look when she tried to fight the dried tofu! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! My cp! ! ! ! The powder is crushed! ! ! ! ! You two sleep in a tent! ! ! ! ! The local tyrant gold army is here to take Lord Bud back to the palace, right! ! ! ! Director, come out and give me a proper answer, OK? ! ! ! !
Although the uncle's proposal is vague, Peanut still understands it! ! ! ! ! Peanut’s famous line is I'm not gay, right! ! ! ! ! So when he found out that he had a passion, he immediately escaped to get married! ! ! ! ! The ancient giant evil took a two-hundred-carat gemstone to get married to the demolition team in the middle of the night! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I also said that the gemstone is my commission! ! ! ! ! ! I go! ! ! ! Peanut, do you still think about Brother Si Mao in your heart? ! ! !
Also, please note that the beast-biting sword without the eldest uncle was detained after being caught by Sister Se in the second part! The third little leaf was sent back! Sister Se must have said, "Er smash, you can pass the sword to someone else!" I don't want to see that ugly thing! No diamonds were offered for marriage proposal back then! ! ! ! ! ! What a gift to Nei Xiaoyuzi! It's a wedding dress and a diamond ring again! ! ! ! !
As a result, there is no couple in this broken romance that the lovers finally get married! ! ! !
So Sister Se and [Sleep] exchanged another small look of [we all understand]! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Silently decided to take the Diamond to smash the door tomorrow morning! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Early in the morning, Sister Bud, White Horse, Black Clothes, Black Deer, White Clothes, went to ask for a salary with such a sense of cp! ! ! ! Bringing a new boyfriend to ex to be a token of love. Isn’t this considered a new piece of history? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Only after seeing this did I understand why Sister Se was wearing silver armor! ! ! ! ! Comes with a reflector! ! ! ! ! ! It’s not a dream to take selfies with soft light at any time! ! ! ! ! ! ! Meitu Xiuxiu p-pictures are scumbags every day! ! ! ! When my uncle saw that ex was so moisturized, he deliberately disgusted himself with his new boyfriend wearing a lover's outfit and riding a lover's horse. That must mean he can't pay back! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sister Se made another small look to [Sleep], and [Sleep] immediately sacrificed two hundred carats of magic! ! ! ! ! ! ! The ancient giant evil has come to make up for it in time! ! ! Also wearing the Mithril wedding dress given to you by others! ! ! ! Uncle looked at Bilbo in a blink of an eye! ! ! ! ! ! At that moment, there were really tears in my eyes! ! ! ! ! You have no claim of me! You're changed! Don't speak to me of loyalty! Peanut, it's good if you go home and harm Xia Chang's face! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Long-skinned and thick-skinned, not afraid of your domestic violence! ! ! ! ! ! My uncle is so innocent. You let him go QAQ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
At this time, Sister Se was annoyed by watching her tears downstairs! Sister Se asked Will you have peace or war? While sipping melon seeds, she was looking forward to it. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The second cousin of Uncle Blue Empress Dane is here! ! ! ! Boy riding a pig, you are mighty and majestic! ! ! ! ! ! I came up and said you told me the millennium old demon in the Black Forest, hurry up and give me a baby! ! ! ! Don't disgust my third cousin! ! ! ! ! ! Sister Se was so scolded that her neck became red! ! ! ! ! Worthy of being a senior Texas technician who drives a tractor as an amateur! ! ! ! ! With a red neck and a wicked smile, he said that the little ones will give me up! ! ! ! ! ! Let me say it again, the lighting engineer is true love! ! ! ! ! I ironed every crease on Pepe's face! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
At this time the orcs brought the big earthworms to kill them to provoke them! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! That’s how the battle of the Five Armies started! ! ! ! ! Wait, there are only a few people here! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You tease me, this is also a military! ! ! ! ! After the Anyway dwarves set their positions, the local tyrant Jin jumped out from behind that really burned! ! ! burst! ! ! ! NS! ! ! ! ! !
Then there is Da Da Da Da Da Da... Sister Se saw that River Valley City was breached and she took the lead and rode a big horned deer and killed it... That's not right! ! ! Sister Se is not usually such a person! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many times have you slept with [Sleep]! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sleeping so securely 2333333! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! At the same time, Bard’s baby has been screaming for father, and Bard has been screaming for his baby...... Alfie contributed the title line of the film: Coward? Not every man is brave enough to wear a corset ! The
outside is in deep water, and my uncle began to meditate on life in the Golden Mirror Hall, a famous tourist attraction in Irubo in the future! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This period of RA's acting skills almost made me cry... In short, the uncle finally defeated the ancestral neuropathy, and ran out with a brave little leg to join the battle. I still don’t know where I found a sheep riding a fried chicken...Hahahahahahahaha let me laugh for a while! ! ! ! ! !
In River Valley City, Ye Zi brought Captain Tao back to investigate. In fact, one of the biggest contributions of Gui film III must be to make everyone realize that Ye Zi is not 23333333 from Sister Se's mitosis! ! ! ! ! ! Sister Lan Housse slapped Captain Tao and said that you little bitch dare to snatch my son from me! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ye Zi got second again and followed Captain Tao to save Captain Male! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The plot IQ dropped again! ! ! ! ! ! !
Then Fili hung up,
Kili hung up
and uncle hung up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The ancient monster Bilbo slept for a whole battle and now wakes up! ! ! ! ! Just in time for the uncle to hang up! ! ! ! Uncle Bill said! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! He said! ! ! ! ! !
I'm glad you're here. You did what a true friend will do...
Do you girl? ? ? Every time Bilbo said something touching, he would cheat his uncle at his fingertips! ! ! ! ! Poor uncle, this innocent uncle was attacked like this! ! ! ! ! ! Ancient giant evil, come here and I promise not to kill you! ! !
Uncle said ......
Farewell Master burglar, the Back Go to your Home, your Plant Trees, Watch Them Grow.
Trained, trained, trained, trained, trained, trained, trained, trained, trained, trained, did not forget to let Uncle Bilbo home and plant oak tree! I think of myself when I see an oak tree! ! ! ! ! How about you being cute? Anyway, I started crying from here to the end of the subtitles. ! ! ! ! ! ! !
But this line made me petrified instantly: If more people value their home above gold, this world will be a better place.
Director, what do you mean! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! tell me! ! ! ! ! !
Is this the case with fewer children and more trees! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The battle is over. My contact lenses are crying.
I just thought it was about to end, but Sister Se secretly introduced Ye Zi to an object! ! ! ! ! ! Xin said you don't have a single love for Captain Tao Yizhi! ! ! ! The outside world is vast! ! ! ! ! ! ! Jiqing's world is very beautiful! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
That's right! ! ! ! Sister Se introduced Ye Zi to find Aragorn to stir up the foundation! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Before leaving, there is a classic saying that your mother loves you! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Se, judging from the face of Ye Zi and you, Sister Se, your wife should look more like Bud, right? ? ? Don’t shave often, right, huh? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Look at the kiwi Aragón and the bearded koi, what is the matter with Meijing's love of hairy since ancient times, ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! My wife confessed to you whether she said [I have an ancestral body hair to give you! ! ! ! ! !
Poor Ye Zizi, he didn't even know who he should go to to stir up the foundation, so he met Little Aragorn, and then started the light source development plan round2! ! ! ! ! Then Ye Ye discovered the world of Jiqing, it is indeed very beautiful! ! ! ! ! ! ! At this moment, Aragorn met his aunt! ! ! ! ! Since then fell in love with a bald girl in BG! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ye Zi could only cry and found a beard that looked like his father and friend! ! ! ! ! ! You cute look at the leaves carefully to see the eyes of the king and the bearded man! ! ! ! The cliff is different, ah different! ! ! ! !
Sister Se should actually be relieved! ! ! ! ! Although he didn't finally get married with the dwarf prince of the lonely mountain, the son still stayed with the dwarf and flew in the end~! ! ! ! ! !
Here, Sister Se, who sent her son away, happily went to Captain Tao! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Captain Tao was crying with kili in his arms! Seeing the old leader couldn’t help but ask Why it hurts so much? ! ! ! ! ! ! Captain Tao instantly showed the expression that he had been attacked! ! ! ! ! Sister Emmathe! ! ! ! ! ! ! You are here waiting for us! ! ! ! ! ! ! No wonder I had to demolish Captain Peach's CP before. No wonder he was a male leader wearing pajamas and asked Captain Peach to talk about his life in his bedroom at night. No wonder Captain Peach was slapped in River Valley City just now! ! ! !
Feelings, you have been preparing for so long and selling your own son is to find Captain Tao to fill the house ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! Captain Peach on the left, Bud on the right! ! ! ! ! Sister Se is really! ! ! ! ! Winner in life! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I am not so good at this time! ! ! ! The Great! ! ! ! ! Let go of my cp! ! ! !
The CP that should be dismantled was dismantled, and the ones that should be dismantled were all hung up, so it finally came to an end.
The restored dwarves invited Bilbo to the dinner, songs will be sung, tales will be told. The legend will be passed on, but people will no longer be.
A story is over, so, It's here I must leave you.
Just like dry tofu said to the ancient giant heres,
Farewell, you're only a quite little fellow, in a wild world after all.
And it was Thorin's love story after all :)
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