The Terran is obviously still in a primitive state. It wants magic without magic, organization without organization, and combat effectiveness
. If there is no decent resistance, I will breathe the torch. Fortunately, the price of oil is cheap
.
Shenlong~~~ Boil, Nima, I'm not the protagonist, so why do I make a big move so quickly! Do I pretend to be dead and come back to life soon! Or I'm dead, what are you guys playing?
(Director: Haha, in this episode we don’t talk about physical attacks, humanity, die you)
Shenlong: Fuck... No one was holding the scene in the previous episode. You told me to come, now if there are enough people, you can drive me away. You have no conscience... ..
Then there is a good harvest of humanity...Although there is actually no harvest....
Here, Gandalf is forced to remain in the cell of a half-orc, and the half-orc will let him out if nothing is wrong, and make a copy of
Gandalf’s old lover. Go down and save him barefoot-aren't you afraid of wearing shoes barefoot!
Originally, the old lover wanted the environment on the top of the mountain to be so romantic. It is rare for Gandalf to be so quiet on the top of the mountain. The two of them waved for a while, but the unknown villain came and made trouble!
The old lover was angry, took a breath, and blew the enemy away... But if he tried too hard, he was out of breath! Spread to the ground!
The old way of Baipao sees that there are no enemies, and calmly said that I will leave it to me! Hehe
said over there, Little Snitch saw his lover King and brother become less and less refreshing, and he was very anxious. He wanted to give his trump card to Little Lover King Brother. It is estimated that the buddies will no longer be too big. Take care of him! How does a man who no longer loves himself have anything to do with him?
While entangled, the little lover king brother saw the little snitch in a daze, and ran over to ask, Concubine, what's the matter with TMD, don't hesitate to find a stone for me!
Little Snitch took out something to make love for two people! The little lover king's brother suddenly got wet! I mean, his eyes
went on to say, when the hard-working human race ran up the mountain to prepare to divide the gold, the little lover King’s brother was afraid that there would be a large number of people and a large-scale stampede, so he blocked the door!
The boss of the human race came over:
Did n’t we say okay at the beginning... The little lover king’s brother said: Who is your brother, who is your brother’s desolate gangster, Lao Tzu is now the leader of the rich side of the big country, Xiao Brother, don't admit the wrong person!
The boss of the human race said: We had a contract back then! The
little lover King's brother said: I am rich now, which is self-willed!
The elf king thought next to him: Human race still has a short lifespan, too young, no fighting experience! Brothers, copy the guys!
Gandalf, who was reborn by the kiss of his old lover, came and said: Slowly, this can't be done! Because the
boss of the bula bula human race was shocked: What can I do!
Elf King: Don’t listen to him, it’s just as unreliable as the CCTV weather forecast. We will divide the gold tomorrow!
Over there, the little lover king's brother is ready to go to war, a total of thirteen brothers... Is this paying tribute to Nurhachi of the Qing Dynasty?
Before the war, the little lover king brother called the Snitch aside: Those men are unreliable, you can rely on it, don't worry about the war, come and I will give you a new set of underwear, Victoria's Secret! Bulletproof too! Go and play!
Little Snitch is dead at this time! On the one hand, there is base emotion, but reason tells him that in order to save his lover, he had no choice but to take risks and give his lover's heart and flesh to the elf king.
The next day, the two sides began to tear!
After the dwarf king brother discovered the truth, he cried and said to the little snitch: I, Nima, love you so much, you fucking treat me so much, I will kill you!
Gandalf: The young couple is fighting, it's a matter of life and death, don't be serious!
Didn’t the dwarf king’s brother be reluctant to bear the Snitch? Seeing the steps, he immediately came down!
Then, reinforcements from the dwarves came, and the king was riding a pig! It's like the image of Yasuo in Xiaojing's dream in Doraemon!
Everyone continued to blow water and tear... The
half-orcs were so disgusting that they couldn't stand it anymore... At this time, they took the subway and came over on the
battlefield. The troop is rustic, and the human troop wears a new
style of Beggars in the spring of 2015, which is mainly responsible for attracting firepower.... Then, the half-orcs used the newly developed biological weapon-the genetically modified half-orcs battle-type big baby! Mainly used to sell cute.... The
elf boss’s mount is probably borrowed from Santa Claus. Obviously, it’s more tiring to work overtime on Christmas Day, hitting and kneeling on the ground!
The air forces of the two sides have also joined the war one after another... The
dwarves are worthy of being a fighting nation. Thinking about it so unsure, it was decided according to the basic principle of group fighting-directly destroy the boss!
The special team rode a goat up the mountain.
The decisive battle began, and the best-looking brothers of the dwarves died quickly....
By the way, the second master of the
half-orcs who also solved the love and hatred of the elves and the dwarves also died (the second master: Director, you are too ruthless. I am one of the big bosses. I will die if you die. What's the matter if you end up falling into a rock? Does it make a difference if my face is smashed or not?)
Then the little lover king will single out Orc leader!
The half-orc leader is busy commanding, and the weapons he carries are not so handy... The epee has no edge, the sledgehammer has no brain... The buddy regards himself as the center, and hits the little lover king brother with a big hammer, and directly scutt himself because of the IQ problem. NS!
The little lover king's brother looked at the half-orcs under the ice, thinking, it was over, it was not quite right! How do I face the little thief, I am no longer the Xiaoqing King brother back then,
sure enough!
The Orc leader came back to the field for an extra curtain call!
At the critical moment, the little lover king brother thought, it’s still glorious. Great love stories have to be glorious one or two. The story of the prince and princess living together without shame and shame is for preschool children...
Finally , Little Snitch hugged the little lover King’s brother and said: Don’t go!
Little Lover King’s brother said: Hey, although you have suffered recently, you will always be frivolous in your life. In the future, you will go back and live your life. If you see a suitable family, just marry...
Little Snitch: No, don’t you Go, you can't die... Then, the three dwarven patriarchs whose appearances are closest to humans all died like this!
After the war, the little thief returned to his residence, lived alone for 70 years, and then married unmarried... He painted the story with him...
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