What women can never realize is the friendship of men

Jerrold 2021-10-13 13:06:38

At the end of the film, Seth looked back at Evan, and the elevator turned one step at a time. When he couldn't see Evan's figure, Seth turned his head.
I almost cried too.

I saw a post in the group where LZ asked the girls "If you are a man, what do you want to do most".

Most of the answers were lewd. They were hungry and thirsty like women in the wolf and tiger years, and teenagers with worms on their brains. It seems that girls who answer this way usually get low-quality sex. They fantasize that once they become men, they can easily turn into romantic lovers, venting day and night, flirting in group sex, dealing with stunning beauties, wanting to die, and climax after wave.

When I was about to close the window, I saw an answer that almost made me drop my phone to the ground.

"I want to appreciate the friendship between men." For a

moment, I was desperate, and felt a fatal agreement with this answer, an unchangeable agreement.
I agree with it physiologically, from sensibility to rationality.

As a woman, the saddest thing is that you can never make friends like men. Moreover, such absoluteness
is unquestionable. It must be as absolute as a formula, as if something has happened, and conclusive.

Some people may argue that the friendship between many women is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea.
What are the cases? . . Forget it, I don't even bother to explain.
I know from my heart, really, no one needs to tell me.

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Superbad quotes

  • Officer Michaels: [Vomiting after chasing Eva] It's just beer! It's just beer!

    Officer Slater: C'mon man up. What happened?

    Officer Michaels: [Without breath] He's a freakin' kid! He's the fastest kid alive!

    Officer Slater: This is not good!

    Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive!

    Officer Slater: Fastest kid alive my ass! What we're gonna do?

  • Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!

    Officer Slater: Yup

    Officer Michaels: If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier...

    Officer Slater: Hell, yeah!

    Officer Michaels: I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.

    Officer Slater: I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.

    Officer Michaels: Could smell it out like a rat.

    Officer Slater: Smell it out. ANything

    Officer Michaels: Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we'd have a real good shot at catching him...

    Officer Slater: No way,

    Officer Michaels: Just punched you in the face. No semen.

    Officer Slater: Yeah, no semen. And that's the only way you can find DNA by the way, if it's in the jizz.

    Officer Michaels: Semen. It's the best DNA, is in the jizz.

    Officer Slater: I'm telling you right now, sometimes I just want to make you know, live in a world of semen. That's funny you say that because I feel the same same way...

    Officer Michaels: It's true

    Officer Slater: I would make semen snowballs...

    Officer Michaels: It would just make our lives easier if everything was covered in semen.

    Officer Slater: Yeah, no crime.

    Officer Michaels: Just semen. FUck, that'd be nice.

    Officer Slater: I think we've exhausted this point. Sherlock Holmes, in his day, would look at you and say: "Five nights ago, Veronica Shear, USA Up All Night."

    Officer Michaels: Four ounces.

    Officer Slater: I know that, four ounces into your hand.

    Officer Michaels: One time we found semen, one time.

    Fogell: I thought you said you never found semen.

    Officer Slater: One time we found semen, one time we found semen, we've got really excited, took it back to the lab, turned out it was Michaels' semen.

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