An anthem of the united war of resistance-laymen of the Lord of the Rings watch the battle of fashionable brothers

Linwood 2021-10-13 13:06:35

The Lord of the Rings watched an episode a long time ago. At that time, the impression was not deep, and now it is almost forgotten. Because I’m not interested in magical themes, I have not had time to review the trilogy after the computer is ready. When Hobbit 1 was released, I didn’t know the ins and outs, so I gave up. This year, 2 came out again, and I felt that there was no beginning and end I can’t read the story of the book, I didn’t plan to read it. Unexpectedly, the leader was in high spirits and suggested to experience the new "Sky Curtain" IMAX of Zhengjia Feiyang, so he watched the Hobbit 2 Hipster Battle without thinking.

The Zhengjia No. 5 IMAX canopy hall is newly renovated. The seats are comfortable and the 3D and sound effects are unparalleled. The effect is really not covered. For nearly three hours, the dwarves and spiders, elves and dwarves and half-orcs, and people The excitement in the Dragon War is over. The pictures are exquisite, the scene is shocking, and the sound effects are excellent. I sigh the magic of film technology and CG animation, which has brought the wonder of DreamWorks to the extreme, especially the large panoramic lens, which is impossible in traditional photography. Imagine. Coupled with the bombardment of the giant screen and Dolby surround sound, it really makes people feel like they are in a dream. It is not dull at all to spend a few hours until the flying dragon is in the sky, and the subtitles suddenly pop up. Can't help but be astonished: Huh? That's it! Haha, it shows that the entertainment effect of this film is really top-notch, and for a layman like me who can't figure out what the various gods are, it seems that it is not difficult at all, isn't it just killing monsters all the way! Moreover, I actually saw the development of the plot like this:

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exiled proletarian Oak Shield is thinking hard about the future and way out of the revolution in the tavern. The surrounding enemies are full of dangers, and the revolutionary mentor Gandalf, the bearded, has arrived. In front of him, he pointed out a bright path: Go north to fight the war, as long as you find the Red Book (what gem), you will be the successor of Gen Zhengmiaohong, and the revolutionary cause will be a complete success.

So Oak Shield assembled the Red Army and began the 25,000-mile Long March. In the army there is an internationalist fighter He B Peanut from Nanyang (the hobbit, should be a different race from the dwarf). This kid did not know where he picked up a golden ring. After wearing it, he has a special function and helped the Long March team all the way. Every evil turns good, this is something to follow.

It is said that the Long March team passed through the Daliang Mountain and was chased by the ethnic minorities. They hid in the wooden house. The next day the ethnic minorities found out that I don’t like the Red Army, but I hate the half-orcs who destroyed my home and killed my compatriots. You sweaty BMWs, go and fight the devils.

The team came to the Chongqing Forest. The bearded tutor said that I was going to the Communist International to seek the truth, and then mysteriously disappeared. The remaining Red Army soldiers bumped around in the forest, strayed into the Pansi Cave, and was captured by spider spirits. Fortunately, the soldiers of the national army arrived in time and rescued them. After the white-faced scholar Chairman Chiang’s request to trade the fruits of victory was rejected by Oak Shield’s righteous resignation, the old man became ashamed and imprisoned them in the scum cave of the White Mansion. In the barrel, he escaped from Chongqing Forest.

The wine barrel rolled into the Dadu River, and the chasers of the Orcs and Devils came again. The enlightened generals of the National Army and the Red Army turned their enemies into friends. Cross the river.

The bearded tutor arrived at the Communist International Headquarters and found a good friend, Uncle Bird's Nest, and the two of them murmured for a long time about the revolutionary truth that they didn't understand. Finally, the beard said to Uncle Bird’s Nest, you go to the Soviet Red Army, and I was alone with the big devil boss. As a result, Marxism-Leninism lost to militarism and was caught by the emperor of Devil.

The soldiers of the Red Army finally came to the Jinsha River with all their hardships. They were blackmailed by the profit-seeking boatman, hiding in the stinky fish bucket and finally arrived at Hegu Town under the Luding Mountain.

Hegu Town was originally a revolutionary base area, but it was desolate after being ravaged by devils. The mayor is a dictator, and his nephew is fake. After the Red Army team arrived, they launched a propaganda offensive, saying that the treasures on Luding Mountain were the people's anointing from the Qing Dynasty Tarts. We will take them for the people and use them for the people. We successfully fooled the mayor and the people to provide equipment and send them up the mountain to hunt for treasures. Several wounded and drunk Red Army soldiers stayed behind to fight guerrillas.

Facing the dark offensive of the devils, the white-faced scholar Chairman Chiang hid in the independent kingdom and passively resisted the war. The beautiful guards of the national army, the patriotic generals who understood the righteousness of the army, were concerned about the safety of the handsome Red Army men. Li Ge Laxi, the son, followed closely. The two also came to the old revolutionary base, repelled the devils' crazy attack, and saved the lives of the guerrillas.

After the main force of the Red Army went up the mountain, under the guidance of the main thought, they could not find the right path. It was He B who had an idea and made full use of the principle of combining Marxism-Leninism with domestic practice to open the door to Ludingshan's treasure house.

Seeing that He B is so capable, the soldiers of the Red Army said that the important task of revolution fell on you. Go down and get the red book. If you see the dragon fashionable brother, tell him revolutionary principles by the way. So He B Peanut came to the treasure house in a muddled manner. It turned out that Hipster is his good friend Sherlock Holmes (if you don’t understand, please try to learn "The Detective Sherlock" by yourself). Peanut hopes to use his friendships in Greater London to fool Hipster to get the Red Book. Unexpectedly, the fashionable brother didn't miss the old feelings, lost his temper, and drove He B Peanut out of the treasure house.

The soldiers of the Red Army had no choice but to work together. It was the Oak Shield who understood the truth, melted the gold coins in the treasury into gold soup, and launched a fierce gold dollar offensive. Hipster couldn't resist the hot soup and was almost disintegrated. However, the revolutionary cause will not be smooth sailing. Although the fashionable brother was so dizzy by the gold soup, he still refused to surrender and tried to resist. In the end, he had no choice but to flee, threatening to burn the war to the old district before he left. A full-scale war of resistance is about to break out... To

find out what's going on, see Hobbit Part III.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug quotes

  • Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?

  • [gutting an infant spider that touched his ring]

    Bilbo Baggins: MINE!

    [slowly realizes what he has done]