Manual metal ceremony
The movie I want to recommend to everyone today is really great. Not only I said that, many people who have watched it say it is one of the best movies I have seen this year, and it is also the focus of this year’s EU Film Festival. Object of ticket grabbing.
It is "Heavy Metal Embarrassment".
"Heavy Metal Embarrassment"
Seeing this title, do you feel that you who are not the Metal Party have been abandoned? Don't frown, this is definitely a sand sculpture inspirational comedy suitable for all ages.
You can’t understand heavy metal, so you can understand it. That's enough. Although the film is very routine, it can make you laugh first, and finally make you cry with blood.
And, please bring your previous prejudices and stereotypes about "heavy metal", you will find that they look exactly what you think they are, even more dirty, broken, and dragging, but after reading it, you Will "really fragrant."
The film tells the story of four heavy metal youths in a small Finnish town. They are lead singer Turo, drummer Yanke, Bespassi and guitarist Lotfona.
The first thing that came to us was their unignorable appearance, two black long straights, two blond punks, their leather jackets never changed, and a pile of rivets on them.
The second is their hobby, an underground band that has practiced for 12 years. It has no name, no performance, no originality, just because of the love of heavy metal, so they have been training together since childhood.
The black voice of the lead singer is amazing, and the picture of the four people shaking their hair together in High is also very beautiful.
Again, it is their current situation. Although the music they play is hardcore, their real life is nothing special except for their long hair, and they even have to criticize individual people for being too dutiful.
For example, the lead singer of La Feng, Turuo, is just a sanatorium cleaner with a very face-to-face personality. He is always scolded by the gangsters on the street as a "geek" and never refuted. All kinds of ridicules in front of the rivals will never say anything.
Let’s talk about bassist Passy. He is a librarian. He is a little abnormally smart. He never forgets the songs he has heard. When facing the girls who come to the store to ask about Justin Bieber’s albums, he is always admiring others for the "perfect choice." After that, he took out a piece of "Uruguayan Hardcore Metal" and handed it to the guest...
guest? ? ?
Next is the guitarist Lotfuna, who is a reindeer butcher who inherits his father's business. He faces a group of reindeer waiting to be slaughtered every day, living amidst the huge roar of plasma and meat choppers.
Finally, the drummer Yanke, who is called the toughest guy in the band by Turo, is not afraid of the sky, but because of too much effort, he fell to the ground in shock twice and died directly. After waking up, he got up and continued to do it. He is also the person who has the highest interest in going out of the underground and going to the stage in the band.
Just such a few people have been training in the basement of Lotfuna’s slaughterhouse for 12 years. It may be that the slaughterhouse can overwhelm their huge movements, but you can still hear the complaints from Lotfuna’s father every day: Your performance Make the reindeer want to commit suicide.
This father also contributed a lot of "life motto" with great car skills, I won't say it, everyone just look at the picture▽
Was stunned by his wife: You didn't. Hahahahaha
In this life of being disliked by all kinds of dislikes, the four people work normally every day, have nothing to do with their hair, rely on heavy metal music to hang their lives, and use music to shield some unfriendly sounds from the outside world.
But they also suddenly felt that this was not possible, they needed some action, so they began to write original songs.
They asked the guitarist to play a riff (improvisation repetition) first. Of course, it was not difficult for the experienced Lotfuna to play one after another, but they were all recognized by the human music library of the bassist. Year, band and song title.
The guitarist slammed the guitar and left, but the inspiration comes only after all.
One day a guitarist was working in a slaughterhouse and accidentally sent a reindeer with a knife inserted into the meat chopper. Unexpectedly, the machine jammed and made a rhythmic metal sound. The sensitivity and advantage of children who have been soaked in music all the year round is at this time. It manifested, he was shocked, this is our riff!
After being reviewed by the bass player, it was confirmed that this was an original riff, so the lead singer Turo filled his bad daily routines into lyrics.
The demo of the first original piece soon came out. Everyone was very excited. They were discussing whom they would send it to. One day, a foreigner came to the slaughterhouse to buy deer blood. He was the largest in northern Norway. The organizer of the metal music festival "Northern Curse".
They also offended the organizer. Drummer Yanke immediately chased him and handed over the demo of the band, hoping to get a chance to perform at the festival.
The incident spread like this, and it was spread ten by one. In the end, the band was going to perform abroad, but in fact the host’s phone number was delayed.
But because of this incident, they became the hope of the whole village, and the people around them began to change their attitude towards Turo——
The gangsters began to pay tribute to him, colleagues became soft-spoken, and his rival, Youni, was also jealous of him. Even the mayor gave them a small pennant, and they also got the opportunity to perform in a famous local bar.
Turo fell into this illusory beauty. He could only tell the lie more and more. He told his friends that they were not only invited, but also the main stage.
The more they thought about it, the more excited they became. They took out all their savings and bought a "death truck".
The car killed three large animals and one person, was buried in a swamp, was used in a bank robbery in Sweden, and a circus clown committed suicide in the co-pilot. There is simply no car with heavier metal than this!
Of course, they still had a band name, and they were finally determined to be the dirty and dirty "Punching Rectal", extracted by the bassist from the scolding of others.
Regarding their style, the bass player still has a very unclear and sharp mouth——
Symphony, post-apocalyptic, reindeer millstone, anti-Christian, extreme pagan Finno Scandinavian metal!
Finally they need a cover photo of the band.
So they came to the highway speed camera that was often photographed, and the drummer Yanke drove the car at high speed. The moment they passed the camera, everyone was posing and the photo went straight to the police station.
I have to say that this operation is both sand-sculpted and fraudulent, which is really not what ordinary people can think of, and the final photo effect is simply top-notch.
Well, everything is ready, just waiting for the stage performance.
The outpost of the Norwegian Music Festival-a local bar. That night was overcrowded with all kinds of grandparents and young people.
Lead singer Turo has been hesitant about this. He has no confidence and is unwilling to face it, but he wants to change.
Because he heard a story about Africans grabbing food directly from lions’ mouths, and inspired by the phrase “everyone has a lion to face in their hearts”, he even went to the zoo to take food from the murderous wolverine. Grabbed a large piece of meat.
The lion roared!
Finally, they stood on the stage, the lights, the choreography, the guitar sounded, the bass came in, the drum came in, the lead singer didn't go in, vomited all over the floor, and the mayor in the front row.
It was the first time in my life that I came on stage and broke down.
The organizer of the music festival also called, and there is no place for them.
Everyone was discouraged, and the lead singer was about to quit the group. In order to save the situation, Yanke set up a "death to Norway" flag, and then he really died.
He broke into the police station alone, stole the seized truck and the cover photo of the band. He was too excited when he passed the speed camera. In order to avoid a deer, he got into a car accident and died without hesitation.
His death brought the band on the verge of disbanding, but after Turo was reprimanded by the girl he liked, the inner lion roared again. He caught the patient who could drum in the nursing home, drove away the rival Mercedes, and connected two The remaining companions dug out Yanke's coffin.
Driving all the way to Norway, all the way to laughter and laughter.
The chief of the police called the Norwegian border, hoping to stop them as "terrorists". Unexpectedly, there is a group of Arabs driving in front of them. Who is more like "terrorists"?
They survived a catastrophe, but were driven off the cliff by the chasing soldiers, and stopped on a large piece of rock.
There were chasing soldiers behind, and there was a cliff in front, and there was no way to go, but they suddenly heard the call of music, the coffin jumped into the sea first, and several people joined in one after another.
After a catastrophe, I was rushed to an island and met a group of strange things playing Viking cosplay. They sent the band to the music festival by boat.
When he met the host, Turo asked him for a chance to perform, but in the face of a manic patient and a coffin, what else could he say?
Finally on stage, the lead singer is slumped again, even more ruthless than last time...
Fortunately, the mentality was adjusted in time this time. As soon as the black voice opened, the coffin took the lead in diving, and the scene boiled.
In the end, the police rushed forward. Although they were arrested, people cheered for them, and each of them smiled without regrets.
Life is like this. It seems more commendable to make a joke and then face it and get up. This may be the so-called inspirational, because it requires courage to surpass yourself. There are not many that really do it. Although the band is second and ignorant, If you understand the obstacles first, you won’t have the strength to realize your dreams.
Turo said: Sometimes, it's better to think after the fact and dare to mess up.
Another patient in the nursing home said: It’s better to pull it on yourself than to constipate.
This is a marginalized niche band, but they shine into reality, we are the weak and cowardly ourselves at the beginning.
Manual metal ceremony.
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