I sincerely hope that Stallone can show some love after watching this film, and let this old man play with him in the future.
The big pain point of action movie stars is how much they beat us when they are young, and how much sadness they will give us when they are old.
Stallone is like this, Schwarzenegger is like this, Seager is like this, and so is Shange Yunton.
Who is Shange Yundun?
Obsessed with Chinese martial arts and Bruce Lee since he was a child, he began his martial arts career at the age of 11.
At the age of 20, he won the middleweight championship of the European Professional Karate League League;
After entering Hollywood, dominate the action B-level movies, one foot and one kid;
In this [Deep Sea Escape], you can see that time has weakened Shangge Yundun relentlessly, drastically, and from head to toe.
I can feel his frozen shoulder with every punch that Lao Shang head throws ;
Every time Lao Shangtou vacated, I could experience his lumbar muscle strain;
With every kick that Lao Shang's head kicks out, I can replenish his knee joint pain;
Obviously he himself knew this, so he was very stingy with his fists and feet in this movie, and most of the time he hid a small broken gun in the corner biu biu biu.
When the muscles become fat and the strength plummets, the gun becomes the only dignity left in the late stardom.
Of course, if the quality of the movie itself passes the test, bullets and gunpowder can also reproduce the hero's past majesty.
But encountering a script like [Deep Sea Prison Break] can only make things worse.
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Older action movies, the more you watch, the more sad
The combination of Shange Yundun + Duff Longer , with elements such as "deep sea" and "jailbreak", it is hard not to think of [Jin Chan Escape].
[Jin Chan Escapes from the Shell] Actually, I have found a way out for these "old" stars to play stars- IQ.
The most ingenious thing in the film is to set Stallone's identity as a "jailbreak expert".
Stallone is not "Rambo" nor "Barney Rose". The audience needn't be nervous about whether he can make a bloody road with his old bones, and look forward to how he can use his professional skills to escape from prison.
Stallone did his best to use his brainpower to the limit. Hard techniques such as "the metal sheet reflects the sun to loosen the screw" and "the glasses making instrument determine the position" are enough to make people ignore the fatigue that he showed when he hit the two punches in the film.
Compared with [Jin Chan Escape]'s "new use of veterans" that values IQ, [Deep Sea Escape] has returned to the "Eighties" without looking back.
Shange Yunton's identity has become a CIA ace agent who can only shoot.
The problem is that the movie can go back to the 1980s, and Shange Yunton's skill can't go back.
The story goes like this: The agent "Wyler", played by Lao Shang's head, was hunted down by a mysterious organization in order to protect confidential documents, and was accidentally arrested and locked in an isolated submarine.
So far, the "deep sea" has been established, and the "jailbreak" is also ready to come out.
In the film, Shangge Yundun’s old boss also said, “Don’t try to lock him up, he is a top agent who can escape from prison with a single dental floss!”
Wonderful, using dental floss to escape from prison is worthy of the trump card, let's get started!
As a result, in the next shot, Shange Yundun was taken out of the cell, and after putting two salted fish in the interrogation room, he began to run around on the submarine.
Never entered the cell for half a step again.
The efficiency of jailbreaking is so high that it is rare in life.
In the follow-up link of mobs hunting, Shangge Yundun also completely abandoned the agent's "intelligence" and chose to shoot people to the end with a pistol.
With a little movement component, you can see the slowness and stiffness of its movements.
After more than half of the film’s progress, the director took a look at the credits and said, "Oh, I still have one person in the lead role. Hurry up and release it."
After Duff Rongel was released, he contributed the only "outsmart" in the film- setting a trap for the villain leader.
If Shange Yundun’s submarine dropped 17,000 meters, then the villain’s IQ dropped by at least 25,000 meters. What kind of big brother can’t even hear the voice of his little brother who has followed him for many years?
Although there are successful examples of [Jin Chan Escape] before, [Deep Sea Escape] has only learned a little bit of fur, and the final effect can be said to be quite different.
I sincerely hope that Stallone can show some love after watching this film, and let this old man play with him in the future.
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Filming, can you take snacks?
[Prison Break] is undoubtedly a bad film.
But this "bad" can't all be attributed to Shangge Yundun . Although he is struggling and thankless throughout the film, at least it is "difficult".
The more reason lies in the film itself.
Its blunt production and bad old-fashioned plot make people feel that it is really a movie filmed in the last century.
Let me talk about production first.
[Deep Sea Escape] from head to toe revealed two words-no money.
As the "main battlefield" of the submarine in the film, its internal rusty pipes, age-appreciating spray paint, primitive searchlights, and ceilings with peeling walls... the word "no money" is carried out to the extreme.
Just as you were deeply moved by the degree of depravity of this submarine, when the camera turned around, a cell capable of accommodating at least five people appeared , a corridor for three people to fight, and several rooms two to three meters high.
Compared with the Ohio-class strategic nuclear submarine (12.8 meters wide) currently in service in the United States, this is half the aircraft carrier level.
It is conceivable that the director randomly found two studios before starting the machine and arranged them as a warehouse + an old basement , and then put on a cold light, and a "submarine" was born.
In order to convince the audience that this is really a submarine, the film also has a "submarine sailing" scene every ten minutes or so. I even suspect that several pieces of material are repeated.
Except for not having the money to set up a decent scene, the crew is too poor to hire a sound effect engineer-the whole shootout sounds exactly like a BB shot.
And it's still the kind of 2 yuan and 3 packs.
But the magic is that this kind of shoddy fits perfectly with the plot of the film.
For example, the biggest reversal at the end of the movie.
At the beginning of the movie, Shange Yunton and his female partner "Meer" were hunted down. After a confrontation with no tactics, skills, and spectacle, Meyer died.
Of course, Mel had already defected and her death was pretended.
The problem is, it's too fake.
At this time Mel fell five or six meters away from Shange Yundun
Can such a close shot on the ground fool the top CIA agent?
Did you see blood on your head, and can't you see the ground without raising the earth?
There are even more fake ones.
After the villain’s plan was exposed, the submarine surfaced, the CIA helicopter arrived, the large force took over the submarine, and the rebellious female partner unexpectedly ran away?
It dawned on me when I saw this, "Deep Sea Prison Break" said it was her!
In addition, there are "the heroine is shot and put on a plaster to resurrect her blood", "the villain does not know whether he lives or die and watch the surveillance", "the most secret main control room, the pros and the villains enter casually", etc. This film’s biggest "watching point".
Coupled with "play-house action scenes" and "non-nutritive dialogue" ... it makes people feel that watching this movie is more painful than being locked in a submarine.
[Deep Sea Jailbreak] It is quite self-aware that it has not been shown in the United States, and it has been released directly on DVD, which is equivalent to our "net big".
Annoyingly, it was released in our country.
Really unkind.
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Text: Han Gege
The article comes from WeChat public account: movie detoxification
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