The sunny day that awakens the princess's dream

Aida 2022-08-24 20:23:07

The film "The Killer Female Teacher" starring former Tang Sao... is generally a relatively conscientious little bad film.

I don’t know if the director wanted to film "Swordsmen in Double Flags" or "The Silent Lambs". From the beginning to the end, he almost shot the scenery of American towns and the daily life of female teachers. He was wearing a fluttering princess dress and kicking. Stepping on shoes, carrying a small coin purse, killing people, dancing, having a relationship, getting married, and it's all over.

When I saw the opening five minutes, I was very excited. I thought it was another "King of the Sea" style cult film, following Uma Thurman, Milla Jovovich, and Kolomo After Ryze, I can finally see another beauty killer.

However, after fifteen minutes later, the actor came out, and Yi fell in love sweetly. Oh, well, this is the only way for ordinary movies...

But after forty minutes, I just watched them all. By the time she shot and killed two people, I felt...well, the silent lamb is not too cold anyway, the killer is not too cold. The most horrifying and explosive plot of the Shuangqi Town Swordsman and Gu Long's Lu Xiaofeng series is also at the end...I Looking forward to your show off, girl, I am optimistic about you~

But after fifty minutes, the identity of the heroine is revealed, the heroine is pregnant, and the heroine is ready to get married. At this time, the director has begun to work hard on the family relationship scene. , The killer female teacher called her godmother, crying as she called, Mommy, I’m pregnant, I’m ready to create a human being, bless me~ the godmother said over there, girl, you have to consider this matter carefully, you It's a killer, I can't be like an ordinary housewife... Emma, ​​at last there is something a killer should have in his heart-but shouldn't this kind of inner tangled and soft scenes only appear in TV dramas? Why do you keep flashing back to the scenes of the heroine when she was a child from beginning to end, but don't make it clear what the hell is this for? Even if you want to pay tribute to the dark inner growth history of Nolan Batman, you have to make it clear what kind of emotional expression you are, or the director. Can you understand your inner drama at the beginning? But you didn't write inner drama! You didn't say why the heroine grew up to be a killer or how her inner world was formed! You have always been here to talk about emotional drama, mother and daughter, love, teachers and students... the point is very wrong!

Sixty minutes passed... I... I was already desperate... However, seeing a church priest molesting a little boy at this time scared me up! Emma, ​​dare you to love this movie? ! This scale is so big, there must be more blood and action scenes that are not suitable for children in the future, right? ! Hurry up and kill!

...

But nothing happened except for the priest who was shot and killed ... What

is the purpose of filming the priest? Is there any special meaning? There is no bedding at all! Are the screenwriters and directors atheist, feminist? Why not be more profound? The priest was killed within three to five minutes. What did you want to express? Do you want to express that your film is black? Absurd film? Is it a black absurd film or a B-rated film? Are you still paying tribute to Gotham City? Our town's simple folk customs have caught up with Batman's hometown! Our heroine used to be a Batman girlfriend... (played the first part of Nolan's "Batman")

Seventy minutes passed... The villain finally appeared... As a result, he tied the kid to his home and forced him Give her a lesson.../(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Well, you are a killer pervert that is just so good, and then you talk to the female teacher-you are also in my country, I am a pervert, and you are also a pervert !

The climax of the scene is here!

The heroine and the villain are on the ground! hand! gun!

What a splendid and tense plot!

At this moment, the husband of the heroine—a policeman—was waiting in the church and didn't wait for the heroine to come to get married. So he ran to look for her. He found the villain's house and shot him immediately.

(⊙ o ⊙) That's

it, the heroine and her husband have a happy life.


I feel that instead of watching this plot, I might as well watch an American drama casually. What age are these, I won’t talk about the catwoman of Princess Hathaway and the black widow of Scarlett, the blonde and big girl, nor the three terminator goddess Sarah Connor’s Tomb Raider. Resident Evil kills Bill. , I said that even the sweetest Disney princesses now know that wearing evening dresses, holding pans and swords, or using magic to slay dragons and kill bosses, twelve or three-year-old super-killing female loli can fight The world is invincible, you are also a killer movie anyway, you a heroine should be a killer fan...such a sweet little fresh girl killer, I really do a little play, drinking tea and dancing to tidy up the garden, The babbled look is matched with a very standard sweet princess makeup and a very awkward little fresh love. It is the image that came out of the girl manga of the 70s and 80s... But when it comes to love, it is said The love between the killer and the police, the three sisters of Maoyan and the saint girl are higher than her.

As for the plot... the plot is still very complete, but it is so-so in all aspects. Talking about the main point is off the track-when you think you want to see the growth history of a killer, she began to fall in love, when you think The most important theme of the film, when the killer’s mantra or the killer’s beliefs and motives are about to appear, she cried with her godmother there and told that she was pregnant and was going to be a mother and was going to get married... When you thought that the main female was going to kill her. When the banner was playing cool and handsome, she was saved by her husband.

At the beginning, I thought it was an absurd cult film, but it turned out to be a romantic film.

Looking at the middle, I think this will be a sad romance, but it turns out to be a soap opera.

When I saw the end, I almost accepted that it was a mini soap opera. In the end, I found out that it was a live-action shojo manga-the prototype is likely to be "Santa Girl" or "Moonshadow Game" or "Cat's Eye" "Three Sisters" or whatever.

Just when I felt that this film was really unattainable, I finally found out that this film turned out to be a small and fresh girly romantic fantasy film, a leisurely and elegant landscape film.

After reading it, I feel that the life of the heroine is simply my ideal state. Is there anything wrong with it? !

The heroine's clothes are very sweet and fairytale? ! White gauze skirts, bow knots, lady hairstyles, white gloves, and delicate small bags all poke me at all? !

Living alone in a beautiful small house with flowers and grass, doing a particularly relaxed and happy teacher job, and dressing like a little fairy every day~ There is also a very nice, gentle three-view, which is also correct and well-groomed. Male ticket, male ticket knows that you are a killer but tells you without entanglement at all that you want to marry you, whether it is outside or in prison!

Drink a little tea when you are okay, wander around the beautiful town in a beautiful dress, and even if you are not a religious believer, you also go to the choir to enjoy the scenery of a church, enjoy the tranquility of the world, and pretend innocent in front of the male ticket. . When something happened, a few people were suddenly pulled out of the small guns from their handbags. Anyway, the police in this town are all big fools. It's cool to kill myself, I feel so cool and handsome! When I turned back to the house and danced to tap dancing, changing into a princess dress and tying a beautiful bow, it was still a small public act~ no one knew.


This little life is so comfortable!


In short, although the film is bad and the actors are not particularly peculiar, they are beautiful enough to be eye-catching, and the acting skills have reached the level of TV dramas. Anyway, I think the plot can be watched or not, but I especially like the small town life in this film. After watching this film, the whole mind is this small town.

It’s true, the small town style in this film is much stronger than the few so-called youth romance movies I have seen—note that I’m talking about style, not scenery. I have seen "High School Musical", "Summer in Jeans" and "Mean Girl" more or less. The viewfinder is good, but the scenery is beautiful. It makes people feel like a background. It doesn't matter whether you take the location or the green screen. Big relationship. Just take a look.

But the country towns in this film are beautiful or not? !

Quiet, beautiful, and most importantly! The population is not so crowded yet! The weather is still so good! Every household has flowers, grass and houses! It's not noisy at all, and there are pleasant scenery everywhere-I am so envious, have you? !

I think I should give it a lot for the photography and costumes of this film! One hundred points! Full marks! Additional points! The reward can't be overstated!

Watching a movie makes me nostalgic. This is really rare...

Hey, I think when I was a kid, it was really hard days and nights... Since elementary school, every day it was dark and I got up from bed and walked for nearly an hour to go to school to study in the morning, and the night was dark. I can't see the blackboard anymore. The teacher can't drag the class anymore before leaving school with his schoolbag. I have never seen the sun and blue sky at 7 or 8 o'clock in the morning. It's really cool to take a spring trip once in a while.


There are several scenes in this film that make me familiar. The two places where the hero and heroine are dating I almost didn’t think these were places and scenes that I was familiar with...too familiar...too...quiet, too summer holiday style Now, the quiet woods path, the quiet and shady lake, the two people are so quietly together, talking, laughing, singing, dancing and having a relationship. It’s really romantic. I

especially like the road scene when the hero and heroine first met— —In other words, when I was in elementary school before having a hard time, the sunset and the avenues were like this when school was over! That's right! This is the impression of my childhood...The blue sky and the distant clouds, the faint sunset and the golden red sunset, the path with few people, it is beautiful.

When I was young, I didn't think romance was anything, at best I thought it was a good scene, and there was an unspeakable feeling of loneliness. Because at that time, the road was taken by one person, and I didn’t know how to tell the beauty when I looked at the beauty. I still felt that it was a bad person. If someone was with me, it would probably be called a romance.


I didn’t really know what is called a princess dream before, and I’ve never done it. I’ve seen a princess dream on anime TV, but I always feel that it’s far from my own thoughts, and I don’t long for it or appreciate it. I don’t like dolls. , I don’t like Lolita costumes, I don’t like pink pink blue small rooms and gorgeous makeup mirrors, I don’t like magical girls, and I don’t have much enthusiasm for transforming into battle, but I am more interested in fighting and killing... But today Watching this movie has awakened my princess dream. My princess dream is to have flowers, grass and houses, mountains and rivers to have male or female tickets-and it shouldn't be too lively. If there are too many people, it will be crowded, if it is too crowded, it will be noisy.

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