A model of bad adventure movies

Holden 2022-02-23 08:02:12

I even finished watching it, but what drove me to finish watching was not the excitement of the movie, but the curiosity about how bad a movie was. The result was-worse than I expected. In the end, I began to admire my self-cultivation, but I didn't even scold my mother.

This movie can be said to be a collection of all the characteristics of a bad adventure movie:

the story of a running account
has no focus, no details, no baggage, no emotion... The narrative level of this movie is not higher than that of the primary school birthday diary, at least the children will be behind. Add "what a meaningful day".

Big beginning and small ending
So far, the best written martial arts novels are Gu Long and Jin Yong. The former is like fire, and the flames are raging from beginning to end, making people breathless, while the latter is like water, with small streams converging and surging waves. , Make people look more and more surprised. There are countless badly written martial arts novels, which can be roughly divided into two types. The former is like a fire, but unfortunately this fire is a bonfire that is about to burn out. At first glance, the great joy is gradually disappointed, and the latter is like water, but it’s a pity. Water is the swill that is about to be dumped, and the whole garbage is unknown.
This movie is about the bonfires to be put out. The beginning is really good NB, what is the end of the world and what is the Viking, as a result, two or three little cats play a little bit without even a fart. Nima, the director, do you play us?

The special effects have no sound and make up the
movie. That's it. The plot doesn't have enough tension and the performance can't provide enough atmosphere, so I turn to the trick of playing with the lens and sound effects.
I'm pooh, I'm insulting myself!

The
standard adventure movies for women and children cannot be separated from women and children. This is understandable. It means that weak women and children are in contrast with danger and terror, and can increase tension. The most important thing is to provide screams! I think the best adventure movies that use women and children are "Jurassic Park" and "Indiana Jones". They are weak but brave, witty, and interesting. They are not inferior to men in movies. In this movie, women and children are specifically responsible for making trouble and complaining, which are like cumbersome decorations.

Night
For reasons of increased atmosphere and insufficient budget, the main story of adventure movies usually takes place in the dark night, and this movie is no exception, but the difference is that good movies create situations that force characters to act in the dark night, and bad movies are random. Prevarication for a reason, such as this movie.

There is no highlight. The
plot is completely defeated, and the special effects are completely defeated. Can I patch it with other things? Such as beautiful women, handsome guys, actions, love actions, props... even if we make a corpse disgusting us?
No, not all!

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Ragnarok quotes

  • Allan: This is Leif. He'll help us inland. Best acquaintance I've found. Isn't that right, Leif? So nice. This is Sigurd.

    Sigurd: Yes, this is going to be exciting.

    Leif: [not impressed] Pre-payment.

  • Ragnhild: Get it away! What is that?

    Brage: It's just a dead person, Ragnhild.

    Ragnhild: Just?

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